Harv0kz

They don't. Nor do I shove it in their faces. I'm surrounded by pretty much 9gager's, 4channers, and a few redditors. Thats my "friend" group. Everyone else? They just turn a blind eye, or mock something they don't understand completely. To which I don't bother educating them, because its a waste of my time.

O hello, Page number 1995.

((Do show some decency here, its a test run for my secondary char. Hence, no short liners. I will not interact if you have less than four lines of sentences on my iphone. Other than that, anypony is able to leave and enter the rp, as long as it remains within logical constraints.)) It was one of those free days where everyone was trying to shove away work, and relax. Normally, Canterlot ponies went to bet at the races, or sit at an auction for some valuable object. For Solven, it was just a trip to Ponyville that calmed his nerves after a long months worth of fixing clockwork clocks, mechanical circuitry and geared mechanisms, as well as denying all letters for the military to allow his bowgun to be fully weaponized, as well as denying all institutional invitations. These ponies don't understand that all Solven wants was just some, Celestia forbid, a damn simple life. Already stressed out and agitated, a trip to quiet ol' Ponyville ought to be fun, relaxing and whatnot. Of course, at least I get some black coffee and a chance to further refine my Bowgun. WIthout the watchful eyes of the military, of course. Solven trotted through Ponyville, not much has changed, and not much will, its pretty simple. Solven envied them at times. He checked in at a inn, and made sure to secure all of his luggage, which was just a duffel and a slingbag. Locking up his room, he went downstairs, and gave a friendly smile to the innkeeper, before exiting the inn. Its only afternoon, much time to whatever the buck I want. Solven, as usual with all of his visits to Ponyville, went to his favourite Coffee shop, and ordered his favourite blend, which, if any other pony tasted it, would think Solven was either insane or really liked the bitterness of the Coffee. And as usual, he went out to a secluded area between the Everfree forest and Ponyville, where he played around with his Bowgun. Tweaked a few bowstrings, and added a new bolt mechanism. All according to plan, all according to schedule. Upon returning back to town, he could see that some shops in the market were still open, curiously, he decided to check a few of the things out for sale. He'll never know when something interesting might appear.

Heh, thanks. I might open up a blog specifically for this, I dunno.

Yes please. That stuff is gold.

((Forenote: If you don't know what this is, link to the place: http://www.scp-wiki.net/main. This is a ponyfied version of it, complete with its own set of records, eventually, I'll get around to ponyfing some of the actual articles.)) Item #: ESCP-001 Object Class: Elucid Safe Keter (See Addendum 001-B) Special Containment Procedure: As proper containment of subject is impossible due to her exclusive nature, ESCP-001 is to be actively and closely monitored at all times by no less than five(5) Field agents, but no more than seven(7) agents. Agents unauthorized to interact with ESCP-001 will be terminated upon return, with the exception of those that do not. Agents volunteering for monitoring activities are to undergo vigorous psychiatric tests, a minimum of three(3) of these tests must be performed, more if the examiner requires a full psychological profile. Agents are then forced to read a one-hundred(100) page document, hence known as Document 001-A. A detailed examination will then be conducted to ensure that agents have understood the said document. Only those scoring higher than ninety percent (90%) are cleared for duty. Upon the end of a six month shift, agents are further tested for psychological disorder or manipulation. Those that show an differentiation from original qualities are then terminated. Those who have finished without being effected are then assigned to different duties, never to return ESCP-001. Due to the living space of ESCP-001, a discrete presence is required by all agents. Any onlookers are to be administered Class A Amnesiatics. There is to be no termination of any civilians in [DATA EXPUNGED]. Direct interaction with civilians is only to maintain enviromental and social cover. There is to be no neutralization of ESCP-001, under any circumstance. Description: ESCP-001 is a Earth Pony with a pink coat at approximately the age of middle-aged mare going by the name of [DATA EXPUNGED] Official records of the town population have her name down as [DATA EXPUNGED]. By all appearances, ESCP-001 seems to be a cheery and "happy-go-lucky" pony as described by researchers. However, the danger comes from that ESCP-001 is capable of exhibiting strange behaviour that seems to be capable of predicting events ahead of when they are occuring. Subject does this by excessively shaking various body parts, which in turn correspond to various events. The below are some signs that are have been observed, but are not limited to. Twitching tail - Object of unknown origin, size, composition will fall from a high height, and hit the victim. Flopping ears - Unknown substance, normally mud due to geographic positioning, is to cover the victim from any direction possible. Shoulder achy - A sign of her pet, an alligator of unknown species hence named ESCP-001B, classified Safe until further information can be gathered, "being in a bathtub". In edition, these can come in "combos" as ESCP-001 describes. These can include, but are not limited to. Ear flop, Eye flutter, knee twitch - A door or object of similar function will open, normally striking the victim. Ear flop, knee twitch, then eye flutter - A splitting of the light spectrum to view multiple colours similar to the prism effect is observed in the sky. A "Rainbow". Note that combos are order specific. Analysis of unknown combos are under way, as well as documentation of new types of warnings. When [DATA EXPUNGED] event occurs, it is generally between someone close to the ESCP-001. This has occurred once already before ESCP was able to establish monitoring capability within [DATA EXPUNGED]. A Pegaus mare by the name of [DATA EXPUNGED] was enticed by an offer to [DATA EXPUNGED], which lead to her disappearing. This however, has as of yet, not provoked response from locals, and they have been administered Class A Amnesiatics, all record of her existence was removed, along with her house at [DATA EXPUNGED]. Addendum 001-A: Classification of ESCP-001 from Elucid to Safe approved by majority vote triggered by O5-█. Backed up by constant reports from Field Agents in the area, detailing how ESCP-001 just goes about her life without causing any abnormal interactions, except for rapid quantum tunnelling. Addendum 001-B: Classfication of ESCP-001 from Safe to Keter immediately approved by O5 council. This is due to a loss of four(4) field agent, who, as reported by the surviving agents, were each separately asked to follow ESCP-001 to "try some cupcakes" at [DATA EXPUNGED]. They never came out again. Addendum 001-C: The area where ESCP-001 seems to have taken our agents to seems to be the subject's home. In any case, until we can establish a full reconnisance report of that specific area, it will be designated as ESCP-001A, and under Elucid classification until further information. Addendum 001-D: Loss of three(3) more field agents to the same circumstances as indicated in Addendum 001-B. Dr ██████ has requested that interaction with the said subject cease, and a deep cover group be installed to monitor the subject. Denied by O5-█, and Dr ██████ has been reprimanded. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Afternote: I am not typing up Document 001-A. I will also post updates here. If this gains enough popularity, I may do more. Addendum 001-B is a direct reference to "you know what"

You have my blade

Just finished my secondary, posted it as a final. However, his lore was hastily adapted to fit into this universe. I'm scared that it may turn out to be a botched job. Also. I may have accidentally derped and submitted my artwork twice, without knowing that it needs approval...

Ninja? please. I can do better than lurking around and hiding. I am one with the internets. Simple addressing of such matters will lead to .

I think a denial is in order... Win.

I would rather save that kind of detail to prevent minor spoilage, but I will say that one of his occupations involve blacksmith work. His main ambition, which he threw away after "incidents", is [DATA EXPUNGED] Of course, all this help is very nice. I should be rping very soon.

Darrian "StormNight" Swifen. The error occurs at first name. I think his surname and nickname are fine. Its in a fore note of my WIP, along with a bote pertaining to it

Thanks. People will barely see me go offline. And I intend to by VERY active in roleplay. I just went and WIP posted my secondary char in apps. My main has a questionable main universe name.

^ thanks! Stems back even deeper then that, it does

Strictly speaking from recent political tension, going to Cambodia for me is like asking for a death wish

Nationality wise, I'm from Thailand School/living space wise, as of current, Singapore Fictionally, Equestria Virtually, everywhere (pun unintended) Anymore questions before I run out of phone battery? (drained Ipad's reading SCP articles and replying here)

And I already have more than three posts. I will be rp-ready as soon as my char is accepted. I will still answer questions and say thanks for the existence of such forums. So yeah Thanks for the welcome guys

SCP-335 seems to have unlimited storage space for a floppy disc... What? I'm drifting off, seems to happen when time passes by. And I shall enjoy my stay... Very much... muhahahaha-- hmm? Yea, like I said, thanks for the warm welcomes, and hope to see you guys around occasionally.

http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/szbjb/back_in_them_secondary_school_days/ There we go, note it was a image post, so I linked to comments. Most of my interest was also contributed to boredom and curiosity. Like all things on the internets. Also, thanks! Can't wait to drop down a few rp chars I've made.

About Myself: Lets see, gamer extraordinaire, aspiring pony artist, pro-grammer, redditor, lurker and surfer of the interwebz. About me IRL? I I've in South East Asia, where finding a bronytale is pretty much a legendary feat where I live. Pretty much, I'm guessing the sole presence of bronies for my nationality, and a small percentage of my current living country. High-school senior, a last year before university. Yeah, that's it. Typing anymore would be a pain because of IPad limitations, and it would be a paragraph How I found Canterlot.com: A reddit poster. Speak up if you posted within the spans of yesterday/today How I became a fan of MLP:FiM: Around S2Ep4 airing. But I started being community active during S2Ep8. Triggered by someone in my school having the mane6 group shot into picture as a background, whiched bugged me during a English test. The rest falls in place My favourite main cast pony/s: Fluttershy,Pinkamina Diane Pie A note livestreams: Staying up till 1Am to watch 480p ponies aired live with really [DATA EXPUNGED] commercials and a very bad ping wasn't worth it. And that's pretty much me. Avatar goes up when I get on a computer, I'm typing this on an Ipad yer see. Sig goes up in a few minutes. And if there's a time gap of 6-7 hours between a few of my posts and the next, it's because timezones. Don't question me on timezones. Or I will destroy you, like Rarity was going to destroy her.