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  1. Oh yes, he is the manifestation of the Average Joe. When it comes to being boring, he is simply the best there is. And Blueprint likes you!
  2. (Hi! Last member of Cane's crew, right here.) "They have us surrounded? Poor lads."-Blueprint responding to an ambush. Name:[colour=#282828] Blueprint[/colour] Gender:[colour=#282828] Male[/colour] Age: [colour=#282828]Middle-Aged Stallion of 31 ready for ADVENTURE.[/colour] Species: [colour=#282828]Earth Pony.[/colour] Looks:[colour=#282828] He is a large, beefy stallion with a short, tan mane done into a ponytail, which matches his actual pony-tail in style and hue. His coat is a deep orange though is usually hidden beneath his long leather lab/ADVENTURE coat. The coat itself is nothing fancy, simply a resilient article of clothing covering most of his body and adorned with many pockets used for holding all manner of devices. His eyes are constantly covered by a pair of brass goggles fitted with a series of lenses so he can get a closer look at things while on the job and examine the intricate workings of steam-powered devices. He also has a mechanical hindleg he crafted in order to replace the organic one lost to the dreaded fish.[/colour] Personality: [colour=#282828]A friendly fellow with a deep love for HIGH ADVENTURE and science, he is very loud and energetic whenever he talks to anypony, telling them stories about his many ADVENTURES or explaining how one of his devices works. He admires physical strength as well as mental fortitude and believes everypony should strive to be as MANLY as possible, an opinion he loudly voices whenever the topic is even hinted at. Though this causes him to point out other pony's flaws, which while he only does it so they can perhaps overcome them, it can come off as very rude. Though he does tend to be very dramatic while doing things, no matter how simple a task is he will try to make it as dramatic as possible. He is always seeking the next challenge in life, if it be fighting a crocodile swimming an entire ocean, or simply stealing a formula, he is giddy to do them. He loves the other members of his crew like a family, and loves to spend time recounting tales of heroic adventures to them that they have heard a million times over. He also specilzies in Chemistry believe it or not, and to his Captain's joy and sometimes jargon he creates bombs of all kinds.(Though any he deems not MANLY enough he throws overboard.)[/colour] Cutie Mark: [colour=#282828]A screw wrapped in a map.[/colour] [colour=#282828]Random Fact: He has a crippling fear of fish,after being attacked by them while exploring a lake. He lost his hindleg to those beasts.[/colour] Your Ship:[colour=#282828] The Languid Sophisticate (See Cainiam's post, please)[/colour] Rank:[colour=#282828] Scientist/ADVENTUREr.[/colour] [colour=#282828]Weapons/Fighting style: He uses a steam-powered hoof-drill as his primary weapon in combat, it is made of a high-quality steel and rotates hundreds of times per minute. He also keeps a long dagger at his side for when steam fails to deliver and a pair of hoof-dusters for when he has to solve a problem through Fisticuffs.[/colour] [colour=#282828]Lifelong dream or general goal: He simply wants to live his life to the fullest extent possible and have ADVENTUREs throughout the world. Though in the long-term he hopes to set up a University some day with the wealth he is sure to collect.[/colour] History: To be explored through ADVENTURE in the RP.
  3. Overeasy smirked as her challenge was accepted, now to come up with a riddle in less then a few seconds! This should be fairly easy for one of her mystical powers, with them there was noway she could lose! [colour=#00ff00]"Hah! I knew you would accept! Now then, let us beg-"[/colour]She began, only to be interrupted suddenly by the arrival of a newcomer,whom introduced herself as Stardust. Oh my! Maybe a potential friend in the battle against the false princess? When she heard her sudden and really random pledge of loyalty, she had a moment of pure disbelief,"[colour=#00ff00]OH COME ON! You hardly know her dude! At least get to know the other monarch before make'en a choice like that! I mean really! What if she is some impostor Princess trying to steal the throne from the one true King-Bro?[/colour][colour=#00FF00]"[/colour] She stated as she tried to compose herself. Overeasy saw the Princess was still trotting with a look of shock and she quickly jumped in front of her, blocking her path as a riddle came to her...yes...yes! This would be fantastic. [colour=#00ff00]"Alright! What side of the chicken has the most feathers?"[/colour] She asked, her eyes narrowing as she tried to gauge her thoughts.
  4. When no response was given to her words, Overeasy gained a tick on her forehead, was this meany mic meany head daring to ignore her wise words? That was so uncool! She was a WIZARD...no, wait...she was a Mage, was there a difference? Bah, she didn't have time for this! She was a Magard. That was final. Magard of Eggnomancery. She returned to the the manner at hoof, she was still walking away from her! She couldn't allow that! The king had entrusted her with a job and by the Grand Yoke's Beard she would not fail him! She had to think up a way to keep her around, and fast. She tried to control her rising anger, which was a feat she was not able to fully complete as some aggression did infiltrate her voice,[colour=#00ff00]"Say..."Princess"...do you fancy yourself smart?"[/colour] She asked, keeping in step with her and trying to not gag as she saw her raised head, how stereotypical... princess-y...,"I[colour=#00ff00]f so, I have a....riddle for you!"[/colour] She decided, making up the plan literally as she went. Hopefully her plan would be a success, or she would be forced to use the rotten side of her magic....
  5. Overeasy slowly opened her eyes, leaving the dreamland and returning to reality, she would soon have to get up and make her and her older brother some breakfast and he would take her to school... Wait a minute...this wasn't her bed...oh right! She was still in the Library! And she was still a wizard! She remembered that she had taken a nap while the prisoner was unconscious, which probably wasn't her best move ever. Though she doubted it had resulted in anything bad, she was still the imprisoner, she just needed a rest! Not a second later did she learn that this was not the case, for it was not the hard,cool Bookinite Valley floor beneath her, but a warm body! [colour=#00ff00]"Hey man! What do you think you're doing?"[/colour] She roared, her anger rising steadily as she saw just who was carrying her,"[colour=#00ff00]Hey! You're supposed to be uncon-unconsiys...knocked out!"[/colour] She pointed out, how dare she cheat in such a manner! In an act of protest, Overeasy fell off the Princess's royal back and onto the familiar floor. Needless to say, she had more then enough energy to get up and growled at her captor in a extremely laughable manner,[colour=#00ff00]"What's your deal, man? You're supposed to be the prisoner here!"[/colour]
  6. (Hm, I'll just throw you onto the ground and you can wake up. Also, King Helious ordered Overeasy to take you away, just to clear it up.) Overeasy gladly accepted her king's order without any quips whatsoever, because it is quite hard to be clever when you are dragging the unconscious body of an enemy princess through the shadows of Bookination Valley, especially when you are almost out of energy anyway and all that running is making you close to being unconscious yourself. Once she was a fair distance and several rows away, she laid her prisoner down with a huff and a puff, but was still able to see the irony of the situation[colour=#00ff00],"Hah! Magic once again sends stuff full circle! The prisoner imprisoning the imprisoner!"[/colour]She laughed with weary joy, oh boy was she tired! First carrying King Helios(whom was fairly heavy compared to her small frame.) and then dragging the dead weight of Princess Dawn on a mad dash back to their base, she was honestly surprised she could talk at this point and chalked it up to her totally awesome and not-fake magic. With a yawn, she weighed her options: on one hoof she could keep going as best she could, but with the way she was heading now she would be unable to protect herself if she got caught. But if she took a nap she would be at full energy and ready to keep fighting! Of course there would be the chance of the prisoner waking up and well...that would be really embarrassing. There was probably another, more logical way to handle this, but she was too tired to think of one, as such she decided to push her luck and go with the latter option. Thus she ever-so-gently placed her valuable cargo off her back and in the shadow of a large mountain, to the relief of her poor spine, and curled up in the opposing mountain's own shadow, keeping watch on the Princess until she herself succombed to sleep. (I know you probably all know this, but just to make sure: The mountains are bookcases.)
  7. Overeasy gave a light hearted grin as she saw her king rise back up, kings weren't meant to be on the ground! She hastily and dutifully moved over to his side so she could support him, it would be embarrassing if he fell down again, seriously! What kind of king did that? Not one he would be if she had anything to say about it! She also spared Moondust an angry glare, it all seemed to come together now...she was a traitor! Turning against the rightful King, the one who had been marked by his cape to lead! Bah, she would deal with her later, apparently King Helious wished to talk to her for a second. She mostly ignored what he said to Moondust in favour of looking around the arrow-pitted battlefield(book covered floor) for any survivors, it seemed that most, if not all, of the shadow ponies were defeated and the Princess and her entourage were climbing the mountains surrounding them. Not that she minded, the farther away they were, the more time they had to escape! After a moment, she heard him address her and state it was time to go, it seemed that the victors would be coming down any moment, and she didn't think they would be graceful winners... Well. time to make like a yoke and split...wait...that didn't make much sense..bah, that didn't matter at the moment! [colour=#00ff00]"Yes my liege! Hop on and we will blow this popsicle stand, man!"[/colour] She promised and clumsily tossed him onto her back with a quick swerve of of hind-legs and back. She umphed as she felt his weight, gosh he was heavy, fortunately not too heavy for her to carry. And, at a snail's pace, she began carrying him behind a massive Bookinite deposit.(Bookshelf, if you haven't figured it out by now.)
  8. Everything happened too fast, Overeasy was unable to react, first Moondust had ran up and demanded a conference to discuss things only beings of their knowledge could understand, like eggs or scrolls, and then the Shadow Army had begun it's invasion, only to be repelled by swarms of boo-err....Bokkington arrows, enchanted arrows made from the magic trees of East Booktica grown by the Mystic Goats. THEN a duel between good and evil had somehow started... And now, a voice was speaking to her. "Savant Overeaaaaaasy....."A strange, magical, and squeaky voice echoed throughout the maze of her mind, filling her with it's limitless wisdom and culinary mastery. No....it couldn't be! "L-ord Dariona? I-is it really you?"she asked in awe as she was filled with the purest magic of them all.... The Magic of Eggs. "Yes, dear Diciple dude...."He murmured with fatherly might, each word a new spell poured into her mind,"The battle between Light and Darkness...must not any further...it is time for the power of Eggs to do what it was always meant for...we must keep balence..." His silent instruction was understood by Overeasy, if there was one thing she could do, it was egg-related. "You got it! God-Dude!" She roared as the power of balance settled within her, invigorating her every movement with power as she began sprinting towards Moondust, she may owe her one, but she had her duty as the newly assigned Egg-Savant! But, before she could do something awesome, or anything for that matter...the fight was over and both sides were blasted to different walls of bookinite. "Well...that's really disappointing." Overeasy sighed as the power ebbed away with disuse...what the heck would she do now? She spent like...5 minutes powering up and conversing with her Lord! Aw well..she guessed she would just...go check on the King or something, she still served him right? Besides, Stardust DID seem a bit sketchy, despite her help, and her brother always said to say away from "mysterious dudes with twirly mustaches." Thus, she ran over to the totally not mysterious or evil Well-Heeled, poking him lightly with her fore-hoof to ensure he was alright, because that was effective. (Fixed it, I should really read more closely when using a phone..,..)
  9. Overeasy growled a little as Moonlight totally contradicted asking her opinion on Moondust and THEN telling her he didn't care, seriously? What was up with that! But, despite his jerkiness, his words did hold meaning,what if their comrade really was in trouble? She couldn't let the one who saved her go down before she thanked the brave filly! She quickly slammed the magic cookbook she had been reading and gained a determined look on her face[colour=#00ff00],"Are you saying my new best brah could be in trouble?"[/colour]She asked in a strong, stiff tone, before lighting up,[colour=#00ff00]"Of course you are! We need to help her if she is!"[/colour] She declared and rose her hooves into the air in a dramatic wizard pose,[colour=#00ff00]"In the name of Darional! Lord of Eggs! We shall rescue our wayward compan-companioen...camponion....friend!" [/colour] With that, she raced off down the musty rows of books towards the dark and evil fortress of their arch-nemesis, Princess Meanie-Head the Evil and Uncool! With the combined might of her and the champion Jerky, who could stand against them?
  10. Overeasy grinned at her Loyal King's speech, she KNEW he would come back to save her! She was too awesome to leave![colour=#00ff00] "Alright! Let's sock it to these suckers! Hoo-Rah!" [/colour]She roared merrily, she was going to love getting back at those big jerks who imprisoned the Great and Mighty Overeasy! She would squash their puny fort in the name of her king using the might of eggs! Yes, the day was theirs! Nothing could stop th-....what, in the name of Dairy, were those shadowey-ey things? We-were they there before? Her brother warned her about talking to "spooky bros" in the past... But if they served the King, they couldn't be all that bad! As she heard her King's orders and saw him trot off, she couldn't help but pout a bit, she had been wanting to test her new magic spells out! Oh well, at least now she could thank the one who had rescued her. Looking over at the similarly impatient Moondust, she put on a smile[colour=#00ff00],[/colour][colour=#000000]only to see she wasn't even there.[/colour] [colour=#00ff00]"Woah...alright man, I get it..."[/colour][colour=#000000]She mumbled for some reason, she would just go look for a magic tome amongst the shelves. [/colour]
  11. Overeasy groggily noticed being pulled off as she was pulled out of the pile of ancient tomes she had saved her king from, wait...who was pulling her? [colour=#282828]"Time to go to the dungeon prisoner."[/colour] [colour=#282828]What? She was a mighty wizard! She could not be sent to a Dungeon! She would not stand for such nonsense coming from a lowly, uneducated, un-magical mortal! It would be a shame she could never live down! So, she began remembering what she had been taught at the Northern Librarium Tower of Eggnomancy, where her mind had been molded by the very finest Eggnomancers to ever grace the Physical Plane.[/colour] [colour=#00FF00]"Let me go, man![/colour][colour=#282828]" She ordered viciously, her horn sparking a tad,"[/colour][colour=#00FF00]Or I will unleash magic so powerful that you will never be able to use your face again!"[/colour][colour=#282828] She gave the best threat she could give and awaited her captors pleas of mercy.[/colour] [colour=#282828]She shall receive none...she shall be scrambled.[/colour]
  12. Dat sign did it for me, I've always loved the Flim Flam Bros, and this just makes me love them more.
  13. Glad you saw that, Talex! You get all the levels. All the levels. Anyway, what if we combine Cervidae and Equus, the first part of the Zebra's Scientific Name, and form Cervuus? :!: It's so crazy, it might just work.
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