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TwistedBrew

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  1. Yes! How did you not know that!? BLASPHEMY!!!
  2. Friday the 13th! Bring on the slasher memes!
  3. Thanks! Took me a long time to 'perfect' it. (I'm using that term loosely, mind you)
  4. Won't even be surprised if this gets taken down... ANYWAY! I finally finished developing my...well, ME-pony. (With a bit of help, of course) Seeing how everyone else seems to know me better than I know myself...Moving on, This is basically the ponifed version of me and I'm debating changing it to my profile photo. The only problem is, I don't know if it'll be allowed, hence why I am posting it here. If it gets taken down, then I'll know. Probably not the smartest way to go about this, but I haven't exactly been known for making good decisions at any given point in time. So, let's see where this goes!
  5. Y'all are weird... And that's coming from the guy who gets into fist-fights with squids. (I'm honestly surprised that they still let me into that zoo.)
  6. Sometimes, I feel like I'm a waste of space... Other times, I wanna run around with no shirt, a pie in one hand and a bike horn in the other, telling people about the great clown in the sky while listening to circus music.

    1. Tenkan

      Tenkan

      Interesting priorities...

  7. I got a call earlier today... Two people, two very important people in my life; A 24 year old man, and a 26 year old woman, are dead.

    They were crossing the street and someone hit them with their car...

    I'm go away for a little while. Don't expect to hear from me any time soon.

    1. Rosewind

      Rosewind

      I'm so sorry. I'm here for you! Reach out if you need!

    2. GigiThePug

      GigiThePug

      Oh my gosh..I'm sorry for your loss. I know how it feels to lose someone close to you..hang in there. If you need to talk to anyone, please don't hesitate. 

    3. Tenkan

      Tenkan

      You have my condolences. I'm very sorry for your loss. Stay strong, man.

  8. I just want to dress up a potato in red robes, put little carrot horns on it, then mount it on a tiny throne so I can run down the street yelling, "HAIL SEBASTIAN!!!"

  9. I woke up with a waffle iron in my arms and about 6 stacks of pancakes surrounding me

  10. Watch out for monsters! Those little buggars are everywhere! Night!
  11. The choice has now made itself. Time to resort to autocannibalism!
  12. If that's the face you're making right now, I might just! Holy crap... I don't know whether to laugh or be terrified...
  13. So that's the mare I'm talking to? Sweet Hastur, she is SO CUTE!!!
  14. When your mother publicly makes fun of you for having a mental illness... Anyone else thinking about cheese?

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    2. szalhi

      szalhi

      I love some of them Dominoes $5 pizzas.

    3. SymphonicFire

      SymphonicFire

      Watched a video about the blue brain cheese. It looks delicious!

    4. GigiThePug

      GigiThePug

      Yes that's the one I had!

  15. My dog came into my room this morning to tell me that he had eaten my sandwich. I was sad for about 2 seconds before realizing that I never made that sandwich...I only thought about making it...

    I think my dog is Satan.

    1. GigiThePug

      GigiThePug

      You're dog is not satan. 

       

       

      I AM SATAN

       

      >:3

    2. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      And you are a dog!

    3. GigiThePug
  16. That moment when you go to take a leak and the squid, who's affections you've been denying for the last several years, leaps out and tries to hug you...

    Anyone else have a craving for nachos?

  17. Now that I've got a character that's been approved for WOE, I'm gonna try to expand my roleplaying a bit. You know, stretch out and try to find a few topics to play around with. Hopefully I''ll make some new friends in this little endeavor.

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