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TwistedBrew

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  1. good morning cute pug don't eat me i'm a bunny *eat's a carrot*

    1. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      Is the odd pony allowed to join in...can he perhaps eat both of you? :mad:

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  2. I crave olives and pickles every day, every night.

  3. I crave olives and pickles every day, every night.

  4.  

    *Heavy Sigh*


    Tomorrow is a new day...

     

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

     

     

  5.  

    *Heavy Sigh*


    Tomorrow is a new day...

     

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

     

     

  6.  

    *Heavy Sigh*


    Tomorrow is a new day...

     

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

     

     

    1. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      Woke up, went to work, got bored, listened to a bunch of 70's and 80's music, got home, had dinner, started commencing with the weird cause it's all I have that keeps me sane anymore.

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  7.  

    *Heavy Sigh*


    Tomorrow is a new day...

     

    Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

     

     

  8. Yaaaaay I got sick again

     

    :')

    1. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      You're clearly not taking enough! Destroy that whole bottle in one sitting if you have to!

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  9. Yaaaaay I got sick again

     

    :')

  10. Ugh I feel like just laying in bed and doing nothing..

  11. Ugh I feel like just laying in bed and doing nothing..

  12. I've been obsessed with the song Apologize for some reason lately X3

    1. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      I've been obsessed with Breakfast In America lately

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  13. Me trying to control a group of cheerleader pugs:

     

    Me: ALRIGHT PUGS GET INTO FORMATION

     

    Pug 1: *Nibbling on cookie*

     

    Pug 2: Nuuuuuuh

     

    Pug 3: *Wait..where is pug 3??*

     

    Me: *Internally screaming*

  14. Expectation: "Happy hearts and hooves day!"

    Reality: "Allll by myseeeelf!"

    1. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      You're never alone with schizophrenia! XP

      (Help Me)

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  15. Me trying to control a group of cheerleader pugs:

     

    Me: ALRIGHT PUGS GET INTO FORMATION

     

    Pug 1: *Nibbling on cookie*

     

    Pug 2: Nuuuuuuh

     

    Pug 3: *Wait..where is pug 3??*

     

    Me: *Internally screaming*

    1. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      *Pushes button, dropping a cage upon you all*

      Yes! Now I can begin to condition you!

      In no time at all, I will have an army of pugs which I will use to snuggle when I'm feeling lonely at night.

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  16. Me trying to control a group of cheerleader pugs:

     

    Me: ALRIGHT PUGS GET INTO FORMATION

     

    Pug 1: *Nibbling on cookie*

     

    Pug 2: Nuuuuuuh

     

    Pug 3: *Wait..where is pug 3??*

     

    Me: *Internally screaming*

    1. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      Find a ball, cover it in peanut butter, then throw it...I don't know what it will accomplish, but it'll be adorable to watch!

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  17. Man I always expect me to have notifications whenever I log in but today I had none  

     

    :'|

    1. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      Sounds like a field day and a half! Message me and we will discuss details :P

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  18. Man I always expect me to have notifications whenever I log in but today I had none  

     

    :'|

  19. Man I always expect me to have notifications whenever I log in but today I had none  

     

    :'|

  20. Man I always expect me to have notifications whenever I log in but today I had none  

     

    :'|

  21. My dog came into my room this morning to tell me that he had eaten my sandwich. I was sad for about 2 seconds before realizing that I never made that sandwich...I only thought about making it...

    I think my dog is Satan.

  22. Man I always expect me to have notifications whenever I log in but today I had none  

     

    :'|

    1. TwistedBrew

      TwistedBrew

      I accidentally ate one of your notifications and I do not apologize.

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  23. That moment when you go to take a leak and the squid, who's affections you've been denying for the last several years, leaps out and tries to hug you...

    Anyone else have a craving for nachos?

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