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Deadpool here everypony, and today I have a special guest on my show. THE DARK KNIGHT HIMSELF! BATMAN!!!! Remind me how you talked me into this? I don't even like ponies, I'm the god da-. Language, Batman! But you curse more than I do in the comics! Yes, and we all know how well that got me with the movie department. Anyway, what can I say about Batman, he is BATMAN! I'm A MARVEL and I even love the heck out of the guy. He has so much media, you don't even need to read the comics just to know every last villain and hero in his mythos, and despite how awesome Deathstroke and Nightwing are, noone in the DC universe is cooler than Batman (In fact, noone in the DC universe has a movie that is CARED ABOUT but Batman) So does the game do him justice? Okay, let's start with gameplay. It is beat em up (a type of game we need WAY more of), controls for combat are great and responsive, you can string a combo together and fluently go straight to a counter attack along with a variety of weapons and combos at your disposal, Crime gets owned like never before. along with fun and violent. Really, I have never SEEN so much violence in a T rated game. It's so freaking dark you might as well rate it M, same thing with the Nolan movies. (Okay maybe that's exaggerated with the Nolan movies). But, unfortunately, they went for the magical T rating, with lack of blood, cursing, and other things that would have fit perfectly in the games atmosphere. You know, there is more to being a hero then just pounding faces in. Thats the next bat point actually, the bat game has many more bat ways to bat approach the bat combat. Batman beats his enemies with bat stealth, but like Assassins Creed, the great bat thing is the bat game doesn't FORCE bat stealth on you, and you use bat stealth the same way the Batman does in most of his bat media, bat Element of bat surprise to take out one or two, then take out the rest with your bat fist. You know I don't say bat before every word right? Shut your bat mouth. Anyway it's a great game so far, but what about the enviroments. Grrrr Who let Christian Bale in here, ADAM WEST IS FUNNIER! The environments are the dark and creepy environments you'd expect from one of my movies or games. Tall buildings for me to stalk crime in the night. You can find various missions and battles across the area in Arkham city, (Deadpool's note: My ending conversation with Batman could be easily deemed offensive by many people, however regardless of this, I am posting it here just because I BURNED him so dang hard, viewer discretion is advised,only click the link if you are 13 or older, and remember, this joke is not intended to offend, and should be taken with a grain of salt)
(OOC: This is kind of a crossover, kind of not, basically, you can choose any character you want from any series, and put them in Equestria with other characters as they go on an adventure, the Mane 6 can also be in it, think of Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, only they are working together.) Deadpool sat there, his hands cuffed together, his weapons gone, and his powers, practically useless. He looked up at his captor. "What do you want with me?", he said. The white unicorn pegasus thingy looked back down at him. "Justice.", she merely replied, "Allow me to explain." "My name is Celestia, and I seek peace throughout my land, the moment you stepped foot in here, was the moment I felt peace being disturbed. Your a mercenary, you kill, you destroy, and you annihilate for nothing more than money. You disgust me and my sister. And for this, you will be severely punished, after all, it was your intention to kill me, was it not?" However, his execution would never happen, as a danger far worse than him, one not even Celestia knew about, lurked in the bowels of Equestria,
(OOC: Hi Deadpool here, this is an RP where I play as myself, feel free to play as canon characters and such, after all this is the crossover zone, also feel free to add other MARVEL characters to this RP.)) The mercenary hid in the shadows, of the back alley in Canterlot. His name was Wade Wilson, but he was more commonly known as Deadpool. Recently, he was sent traveling through dimensions, by S.H.I.E.L.D. to gather information about this place, but he had one rule he had to follow, no killing unless necessary Deadpool sometimes questioned his motives, but as long as he was getting payed, he did his job. He grabbed his intercom and spoke into the wireless mic, for the contractor to hear him. "Can I PLEASE just pick a fight with a gang or something now, with my katanas, I feel like taking down an army, then I'll go for a nice cheese burger with the works, onions and lettuce, and tomatoes, and mustard, and beef, and american cheese. ." Needless to say he was cut short.
About Myself: killing for money, blowing things up, wearing red, annoying Wolverine. How I found Canterlot.com: Google How I became a fan of MLP:FiM: I wanted to see what all the hype behind it was about so I watched it My favourite main cast pony/s: AppleJack,Fluttershy,Miss Rarity,Rainbow Dash,Twilight Sparkle,Pinkamina Diane Pie HI EVERYPONY! I'm Wade, I am a awesome mercenary who totally doesn't wear a mask because he has a deformed face, who recently escaped from the comic book world. Now the first thing I did when I escaped the comic book world was use the old interwebs to see what everypony on the internet was up to, and GROWN MEN were watching A LITTLE GIRL's show So being the open minded person I am, I called them all (Insert innappropriate word here) , and then after being ignored by most of them, I decided to check it out. I was amazed by how good it was, but saddened by the lack of me in it. sincerely, Deadpool