SonicRainboomGirl Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 There's only one thing about This Day Aria that really confuses me."I wont partake in any cake!"WELL WHY THE LOVE NOT?!I mean, if I were a mighty changeling queen pretending to be the bride of Shining Armor I would certainly have my cake AND eat it too!Is she AWARE that the cake is a lie? Is that why she wont have any cake?Did she hear "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" on the Royal Equestrian Radio and think "Wow, Cake ain't my thing! I just don't care for it! Trumpets are weird!"Did she ever watch Cake Boss and think "Man, this show sucks! They call him Buddy, but everyone knows that I, Queen Chrysalis, am the boss! And ignore the cake, I'M THE CHANGELING BOSS!"?Has she ever played Minecraft and realized that the cake block is practically useless? Did that make her upset? I can picture Queen Chrysalis throwing her remote at the screen and shouting at creepers and such. That needs to be made into a mod.Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that she should've just PARTOOK IN CAKE. If I saw Princess Cadance standing around all high and mighty while everyone else was stuffing their face I'd be weirded out! I'd go ask Cadance "what the love, Princess? EAT!"I think if I was Cadance's mother I'd be worried she was anorexic! "But Cadance, you used to love cake as a child! EAT!"Maybe I'm thinking incorrectly. Perhaps Queen Chrysalis had a scarring changeling experience as a child that left her traumatized. That's sad.I'm sorry, Chrysalis.Whatever you do...don't eat that cake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaTheGoodMoon Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Wow, this is friggin hilarious xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesh Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 What a witch! What kind a pony would skip tasty cake just to spite the baker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicRainboomGirl Posted February 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 What a witch! What kind a pony would skip tasty cake just to spite the baker?A changeling queen no doubt. She had better have SOME kind of trauma. UGH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadabra Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Maybe she likes pie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsporko Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 As a sign of kindness to the ponies she was about to devour she decided to let them eat cake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicRainboomGirl Posted February 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheColtofPersonality Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 The cake is a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicRainboomGirl Posted February 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 The cake is a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesh Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 As a sign of kindness to the ponies she was about to devour she decided to let them eat cakeMaybe ponies taste better if they've been eating cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellorious Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 Maybe she likes pie.The pie is a lie, the cake was framed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 The cake is a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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