Rate your attractiveness out of 10 from the perspective of somebody who has a huge crush on you

[Thala]

I think I'd probably be a 10 cuz even though I'm not that great in general, somebody like this would probably really appreciate the way I walk, cuz its kinda funny but like you can tell I'm doing my best!! and I think they'd also like my voice cuz even though I sound like a sick bird every couple sentences, I'm really enthusiastic (or maybe just dramatic) and I think they might plausible really enjoy that in a person. My looks would also probably be a 10 because it turns out people are into some weird stuff and surely I exist on this spectrum. One time a weird guy I hadn't talked to yet told me I was his dream girl, and we haven't talked since then, but I can only assume it was true.

How much would your hypothetical Doomed Crush score you out of 10?

[Nasty]

I think you're touching upon something worthwhile here; ideally your partner is going to have to, if not rate you perfectly, find you so acceptable they are willing to engineer an imperfect system of relation with you and all of the sufferings it brings. Stuff like how you look is largely outside of one's control--it's ironic we put so much pressure on that aspect of ourselves when it is the stuff about us that we can change that determines the quality of a relationship. 

 

I think Im learning just cause I pull hotties doesn't mean I keep them.