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You're wrong Noah!

This thread isn't worthless...You're putting your own ways over the ways of others...

You've caused widespread destruction to our home, our daily retreat, our dip into insanity...

....Sanity has it's place...but the world of LPW balances itself out...

If you try and bring balance yourself you'll only accomplish the opposite of what you intended...look around!

Do you see order?! Do you see prosperity?! Do you see sanity?!

All I see is a burning forest and a pony who's gone mad...

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*survived the whole incinerating barrage by sheer guts alone*

Noah!

*points the End of the Century Cannon at him*

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*giant beam of plasma exits the barrel in a continuous stream for 5 seconds*

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-tries to take my tea tray back from Ari-

No, you can't! I need that for my tea!

:l

*hoofs tray back*

*smacks with a riding crop*

That's for hitting me with a serving instrument. I'm at least worth a whip.

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Y'know what Noah...

I can prove there's still madness...Wanna know how?

....I won't do what's expected...I'll just watch the forest burn and get on as normal...

See insanity truly lives when ponies do something unexpected and without meaning....Like this

*Randomly kisses Aria* Okay maybe that does have relevance considering she is unbelievably sexy...

Or something like this...*Shoots hole in wall* Why did I do that? Where did I get the gun? Only insanity.

*Kisses everypony in the thread*

And with that I leave you for now, I love you all and goodnight everypony! :D

*Shoots self in the head*

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Y'know what Noah...

I can prove there's still madness...Wanna know how?

....I won't do what's expected...I'll just watch the forest burn and get on as normal...

See insanity truly lives when ponies do something unexpected and without meaning....Like this

*Randomly kisses Aria* Okay maybe that does have relevance considering she is unbelievably sexy...

Or something like this...*Shoots hole in wall* Why did I do that? Where did I get the gun? Only insanity.

*Kisses everypony in the thread*

And with that I leave you for now, I love you all and goodnight everypony! :D

*Shoots self in the head*

I'm sexy and I know it.

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*the window, made of a material unknown to mankind, simply reflects the laser.*

Silver!

Do you not know?

I AM A DEMIGOD!

SON OF APPLIANCE!

I CAN NOT DIE!

I AM UNBEATABLE!

*focuses the lasers on Silver and sets it to fire continuously until he falls*

*Cyborg explodes*

You have to do better than that!

*holds out his Franklin Badge for him to see*

YOU SEE THIS LITTLE TRINKET? IT DEFLECTS ALL PROJECTILES BACK AT THE ATTACKER!

*Reflects the barrage*

Eat this! PK Starstorm!

*pulls a cluster of stars out of the sky with his mind and launches them at Noah*

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*The godly whatever it is still blocks it*

Nothing can touch me.

I am almighty.

I am only second to Appliance.

She is my friend.

She is my ally.

She is my mother.

She will live.

Aria...

Is more then just an ally.

She is the only intellectual equal I've met, not counting family.

She is my best of friends.

So, I must ask...

What does she think of my actions?

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