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[Solaria]

*crabwalks out of thread*

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Nuuuuu Aria, don't leave me D:

[Solaria]

*tumbleweeds back*

Yeeeeeeeeees?

[AsthmaticPegasus]

-hooves you a cupcake-

:3

[Solaria]

Ack!

*throws it over the horizon and wipes hooves*

Rosie worked early, so she shouldn't have seen that. She couldn't have!

*curls into a ball and trembles*

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Aria... what did she do to you yesterday D:

[Solaria]

She did things... and stuff! There was drool!

*white eyes and passes out from fear*

[AsthmaticPegasus]

-starts shaking Aria back and forth-

Nuuuu! Wake up, wake up Ari!

I'll make sure Rosie doesn't murder you with exercise today

[Fawkes]

*descends from the heavens amongst trumpeted fanfare, breathing taking fireworks, a laser light display, volleys of cannon fire and a wicked guitar solo*

*lands gracefully, pulling my wings back against my body before tossing my mane over my shoulder and striding towards my throne*

*trips on a particularly malevolent rock, falling forward into a faceplant with a soft crack*

...

...

...

*quickly hops back up*

*coughs*

*looks around*

*dusts myself off*

:'I

*hurriedly makes my way over to my throne and curls up on it*

[Solaria]

*flops lifelessly around but has a darn fine flank doing it*

[AsthmaticPegasus]

-shoves Aria and Fawkes' face-

Master Fawkes!

Aria is brokeded and can't get up!

Can you fix her?

[Fawkes]

HMMMMMM :I

*contemplates the mare most contemplatively*

*tilts my head to the right*

*tilts my head to the left*

*squints my right eye slightly and wiggles my left wing*

*pulls my trusty prodding stick out from within my top hat and prods her in the ear*

Mmm.

Yes.

Yes yes yes.

I've seen this MANY times before :I

*snaps prodding stick in two and throws it over my shoulder*

She clearly suffers from a severe lack of salt and sugar.

You see, every pony's diet is made up of four essential groups.

Hay, grass, salt, and sugar.

When you throw that balance off... THIS happens.

*nods nods*

Stuff her full of sweets. Let's aim for five pounds worth and we'll go from there.

Then mix a pound of sea salt into eight ounces of fresh, spring water.

See that she drinks it.

Dis will most indeededly cure dis mare.

...or kill her.

I can't remember which.

But lets just shoot and see what happens :'I

*places a head mirror up around my forehead and nods assuredly*

[Rosewind]

You walk into her room.

The mat hadden't been touched by hoof prints.

The sunlight illumintated the dust.

Her pillow sat softly at the head of her bed.

On the long mirror a pictures. hundreds of pictures from the story of her life.

She became more than a firend.

A sister.

Your sister.

But one picture stands out to you.

The one of the both of you laughing and smiling like the world could never end.

You might give her a visit today.

Buy some flowers.

The ones next to her grave have surely withered by now.

What the hay, Pemby! You're going to make me cry.

Yus I'm back. I already worked and worked out! Maybe I'll go to see Brave today now that my schedule will like...let me.

You can have the day off, Aria. We'll resume your flank exercises tomorrow!

[Lux]

(Walks in and sees an Aria on the ground)

I'm not a doctor, but I've watched a TV show with doctors. Now, in the show the doctor kissed a patient and she awoke from her coma.

So... anypony want to try this?

And I saw Brave Rose. It was awesome!

[AsthmaticPegasus]

HMMMMMM :I

*contemplates the mare most contemplatively*

*tilts my head to the right*

*tilts my head to the left*

*squints my right eye slightly and wiggles my left wing*

*pulls my trusty prodding stick out from within my top hat and prods her in the ear*

Mmm.

Yes.

Yes yes yes.

I've seen this MANY times before :I

*snaps prodding stick in two and throws it over my shoulder*

She clearly suffers from a severe lack of salt and sugar.

You see, every pony's diet is made up of four essential groups.

Hay, grass, salt, and sugar.

When you throw that balance off... THIS happens.

*nods nods*

Stuff her full of sweets. Let's aim for five pounds worth and we'll go from there.

Then mix a pound of sea salt into eight ounces of fresh, spring water.

See that she drinks it.

Dis will most indeededly cure dis mare.

...or kill her.

I can't remember which.

But lets just shoot and see what happens :'I

*places a head mirror up around my forehead and nods assuredly*

D:

-quickly begins baking many delicious and sugary treats and brings out a massive bag of salt-

Don't worry Aria, we'll fix this!

-gets out a funnel-

[Solaria]

What the hay, Pemby! You're going to make me cry.

Yus I'm back. I already worked and worked out! Maybe I'll go to see Brave today now that my schedule will like...let me.

You can have the day off, Aria. We'll resume your flank exercises tomorrow!

*blinks as eyes come back into awareness*

I like this sister pony right here...

*sees the massive bag of salt and sugar and hrrrks before eyes lose focus again*

[AsthmaticPegasus]

Fawkes, all that did was break Aria again

[AsthmaticPegasus]

-gets an apple for Aria and hooves it to her unconscious body-

[Lux]

She's awake!

Oh wait... she's out again.

Quick, get me a bathtub filled with ice water. That'll wake her up.

[Fawkes]

Nonsense!

Utter nonsensical nonsense!

Are YOU a doctor, Peggly?

Have YOU been to medical school?

Have YOU put in all those long days and weeks and months of rigorous, endless study?

NO?

Well neither have I.

AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME THE PERFECT DOCTOR.

I'm not weighed down by all that silly medical jargon and and... AND LAWS!

DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND SHE MADE?

That was the sound of her body sensing the cure nearby and BEGGING for it!

It went something like... hrrk...

Which sounds like herk...

WHICH IS PRACTICALLY 'HELP!'

Administer the cure, Peggly!

Administer the cure and watch as we laugh in the face of death! >:3

*wrings paws as my eyes glint, ears twitching*

[AsthmaticPegasus]

-looks up at Fawkes, then down at Aria and puts a cupcake in her mouth-

[Lux]

(drives up a tanker truck filed with rich chocolaty fudge)

Do any of you two need this?

[Fawkes]

Yes...

YESSSSSS!

Lux is right!

Get the bathtub of ice water.

Mix in 10 pounds of salt.

Administer it intravenously!

QUICKLY PEGGLY.

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.

[AsthmaticPegasus]

I don't think the cupcake is helping...

[ThunderBrony]

*Crashes through the windows with explosions going off*

DYNAMIC ENTRY!