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[Cathalos]

sulvuss is starting to sound like one of the disturbing people.

all he needs is to talk about the stuff you burn that smells terrible, but is supposed to be good and i will be almost convinced that sulvuss is one of the disturbing people.

[Sulvuss]

sulvuss is starting to sound like one of the disturbing people.

all he needs is to talk about the stuff you burn that smells terrible, but is supposed to be good and i will be almost convinced that sulvuss is one of the disturbing people.

You should of been around when the world was bathed in the red screams of the forceful massager of the green rose stream.

[Cathalos]

whats a green rose stream?

and why did it have a massager?

and why was he screaming?

and why were his screams red?

and why was the world bathing in those red screams?

[Sulvuss]

whats a green rose stream?

and why did it have a massager?

and why was he screaming?

and why were his screams red?

and why was the world bathing in those red screams?

All the questions you ask won't get your answer because you'll never ask the right ones.

[Rosewind]

All the questions you ask won't get your answer because you'll never ask the right ones.

[tyler008bon]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15693_the-10-most-ridiculous-inventions-ever-patented.html

I'm sure someone here has seen this before, but I had to bring it up.

[Cathalos]

that terrible video made me hungry.

but we have no milk!

why did you do this to me?

[Rosewind]

I'm out of milk too. It makes me a sad mare.

Annnngie! I needs milk!

[Lux]

It all started when I was a boy. I found a site called 4chan and-

Well there's your problem. The chan sites are like black holes of strangeness.

[Cathalos]

maybe there should be an invention on that list that turns tap water into milk!

then i would be able to make a sandwich.

sweet yummy sandwich...

without sandwiches, i dont know how i would even exist. but if i did somehow exist without sandwiches, i would then starve.

[Rosewind]

• No. 001: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream
  
• No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting
  
• No. 057: Always place a dehumidifier in your room
  
• No. 058: Never talk to me when I'm humming to myself
  
• No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style*
  
• No. 172: Seek harmony (Rosie note: Proof that Excalibur is a brony!)
  
• No. 202: Only the Grandest toilet is acceptable
  
• No. 278: Never put carrots in my meals
  
• No. 349: Meisters must eat everything, regardless of personal likes and dislikes
  
• No. 452: You must attend my 5 hour story telling party
  
• No. 573: Always walk 3 steps behind me
  
• No. 578: The hero must never tell a lie
  
• No. 602: Food must be prepared with the freshest ingredients
  
• No. 667: You must praise Excalibur at all times
  
• No. 778: Never mail your mail without the proper postage
  
• No. 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery
  

[Sulvuss]

Well there's your problem. The chan sites are like black holes of strangeness.

Wait, you didn't let me finish. I found a site called 4chan after just having peeled off the little girls skin whose room the computer was in because she said she would never date me.

[Cathalos]

http://www.cracked.c...r-patented.html

I'm sure someone here has seen this before, but I had to bring it up.

i have a sudden desire to buy pointless objects to fulfill needs i didnt have until i read about the objects that i now need to survive.

[Angie Cakes]

we're out of milk at my house too .−.

[Lux]

That's... disturbing.

[Cathalos]

we're out of milk at my house too .−.

the world is over. there is no milk left in the universe. im going to go bury myself, and i suggest you all do the same.

really.

[tyler008bon]

Wait... No milk means that there are no cows.

No cows means no beef.

No beef means no Mcdonalds.

Is anyone hiring?

[Cathalos]

you can help me dig my grave. my dad paved over the part in the driveway i was going to use, so until i get help i have to just hide under the couch pillows.

ill give you two bucks.

[tyler008bon]

Two bucks an hour?

[Sulvuss]

That's... disturbing.

Thats not comforting at all...I've been cheated.

[Cathalos]

nope. two bucks.

but you have time to think about it, for all is not lost!

for I, Cathalos Thesammich, while chewing on a butterknife, found a joyous creation:

FROZEN WAFFLES

and these wonderful things do not require milk!

today is a wonderful day indeed.

[Cathalos]

does dying of not eating food hurt?

cuz if it does, i hope i die in a plane crash or something by the time i live on my own and have to feed myself every meal.

cuz if i dont i may die of not eating food.

[Sulvuss]

does dying of not eating food hurt?

cuz if it does, i hope i die in a plane crash or something by the time i live on my own and have to feed myself every meal.

cuz if i dont i may die of not eating food.

Yes. Hunger pains.

[Cathalos]

well that SUCKS!

im gonna go read a cookbook and see if i can level up my food crafting.

[Chocoswirl]

• No. 001: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream
  
• No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting
  
• No. 057: Always place a dehumidifier in your room
  
• No. 058: Never talk to me when I'm humming to myself
  
• No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style*
  
• No. 172: Seek harmony (Rosie note: Proof that Excalibur is a brony!)
  
• No. 202: Only the Grandest toilet is acceptable
  
• No. 278: Never put carrots in my meals
  
• No. 349: Meisters must eat everything, regardless of personal likes and dislikes
  
• No. 452: You must attend my 5 hour story telling party
  
• No. 573: Always walk 3 steps behind me
  
• No. 578: The hero must never tell a lie
  
• No. 602: Food must be prepared with the freshest ingredients
  
• No. 667: You must praise Excalibur at all times
  
• No. 778: Never mail your mail without the proper postage
  
• No. 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery
  

Fool! Not a cup of coffee, but a cup of tea. At night, he puts on pajamas. :3