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51 minutes ago, Angie Cakes said:

oh davrooothhhhh *flutters eyelashes in the right way* would you be a dear and roll over the fires in my path?


Eww, my honorably little sister is hitting on me.. again.

I could be a deer and stampede you a path through the burning wood if you want. Heck, I am 80 percent fire anyway.

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On 7/15/2016 at 10:04 AM, Wildtalon said:

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SET THE FOREST ON FIRE!!!!!!!

THAT FOREST WAS MY HOME! NOW I WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO MOVE AWAY TO A NEW FOREST WITHOUT SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUUU LIVING NEAR IT!!!

Oh hey look! You almost got 100 posts

I had to make a big announcement with a funny phrase so you kids knew I meant business. Yes, I may have botched it, and yes, this may have gotten extremely out of control, but it's all for the greater good

 

On 7/15/2016 at 0:30 PM, Davroth said:

The forest might be on fire, but it can never really be consumed by the flames. We wouldn't be here if it could.

Don't be lazy! The trees are sacred to our culture! If it were a Schizophrenic Mountain or Maniacal Marsh it'd be completely different. The aesthetic of a lush, shadowy, maddened forest is pretty integral to our culture of general peace and secluded derangement. A burning forest does not speak nicely to those cultural claims.

On 7/15/2016 at 1:12 PM, Angie Cakes said:

oh davrooothhhhh *flutters eyelashes in the right way* would you be a dear and roll over the fires in my path?

Angie gets a plus one loyalty point. That doesn't affect the points to oust me, but that certainly gives you some  S O C I A L  M O B I L I T Y. 

On 7/15/2016 at 4:28 PM, Wildtalon said:

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Hands coming out of the website...

D E G E N E R A C Y  P O S T

 

Suddenly, screaming babies rain down from a rift created in the sky, piling on top of Wildtalon. The babies begin spasming uncontrollably, eventually morphing into a giant, contemptuous Danny Devito face.

 

Wildtalon is now experiencing a five-hour seizure without the need of Nasty's six shooter! (thus points aren't halved)

On 7/15/2016 at 5:50 PM, Davroth said:

Angie, I'm scared. :'c

Fear is acceptable, so long as you have faith in the state. 

On 7/15/2016 at 5:51 PM, Angie Cakes said:

don't worry, the hands will only grab you if you give them permission first

Actually human rights (pony rights if you're disgusting) don't exist anymore; all bodies are the Emperor's property so it's if give them permission. Also they don't exist because  D E G E N E R A C Y 

On 7/15/2016 at 5:53 PM, Wildtalon said:

They're only thumbs up; they just want to support you :)

Cats don't have thumbs

20 minutes ago, Davroth said:

What? What is this?

 

D E G E N E R A C Y  P O S T

 

Suddenly, screaming dead babies rain down from a rift created in the sky, piling on top of Davroth. The babies begin spasming uncontrollably, eventually morphing into a pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog OC.

 

Davroth is now experiencing a five hour seziure without the need of Nasty's six shooter! (thus points aren't halved)

 

 

Three Wildtalon posts NEGATED. Cause: First post was a D E G E N E R A C Y  P O S T = no points added

Two Davroth posts + one D E G E N E R A C Y  P O S T (at the end) = Two points added

Two Angie Cakes posts = two points 

Previous point total was nine points

 

New point total is 13 points

 

 

 

 

 

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I thought things were crazy. Then I leave for a few days. Then I come back.

 

 

The nature of things happening right now.

 

Death. Destruction. Hands from beyond. NastyMann...just being NastyMann.

 

 

There are no words.

There is only one way to express what's happening.

 

With a bad MSPaint picture.

 

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19 hours ago, MicroChip said:

I thought things were crazy. Then I leave for a few days. Then I come back.

 

 

The nature of things happening right now.

 

Death. Destruction. Hands from beyond. NastyMann...just being NastyMann.

 

 

There are no words.

There is only one way to express what's happening.

 

With a bad MSPaint picture.

 

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What a fantastic example you have set, MicroChip. Contributing so generously to the culture of the thread? And with a nasty picture, no less! Absolutely exemplary. Loyalty and devotion to the culture of LPW is rewarded with some of that  J U I C Y  social mobility! Do I smell a rank up there,  MicroChip?

16 hours ago, Davroth said:

That's nasty

*claps*

13 hours ago, Wildtalon said:

I never said they were my thumbs anyway. Look at the hands and arms again; do you even see female hands? NO! They are man hands.

 

I was gonna say something else before that, but I forgot...

 

Better a reason for it to be degenerate! You have summoned what are probably hostile hands from some other hostile dimension into our sacred wood

4 hours ago, MicroChip said:

 

Then I have succeeded.

As the cat puts it:

4 hours ago, Wildtalon said:

Succeed you shall young knight Micro

 

Nasty picture! = five points

davorth post = one point

two wildtalon posts = two points

another micro post = one point

previous points were 13 points

 

new total is 22 points

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7 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

the worst thing to happen to this site is getting rid of autoplay flash files what a bad and not good choice that was

 

7 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

http://www.blackacrebrewing.com/hey.swf

 

a tragedy 

a lost era 

what good is there left in this world

 

7 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

T-T-T-T-T-TRIPLE POOOOOST

Angie, you were the last person I expected of committing this high offense! Not to mention the fact that you are currently losing in terms of artist points to MicroChip, who now has TWO nasty pictures to his name! 

 

Although something interesting to come out of this is the fact that I only ever had rules regarding doubeposts specifically. It would make sense then to just have it be -3 points right? 

 

No. No... I DOUBLE the doublepost penalty for each consecutive post after the original double. 

 

4 hours ago, Penumbra said:

Doves are a sign of peace, so they have no place being in this thread. 
 

 

 

Nonsense. True peace and stability will arise once the state is given complete and utter control. I'm going to need you to SEIZE Angie now. I don't have the heart to myself, plus, I can't issue a five hour degeneracy for an image so funny. Also, just a heads up: I have no idea what will happen to your body now that you are my weapon and are particularly NOT THAT PRETENDISH in nature. Let me know the details of your bodily-contours so that I could potentially address the issue.

*a purple hue appears to be emanating from Penumbra*

 

 

4 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

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forgive me :( 

Angie is now seized and unable to accrue points for the next...twelve hours???

 

Point total is now HALVED! 22/2=11

 

There are three bullets left inside Penumbra

This is a disgustingly shocking revealation! It appears that whatever gross shadow substance Penumbra is infested with has powered up my utterly pretend bullets and made them more on the INSIDIOUSLY REAL side. Given this unjust development, any posts reacting to the seizure of any member (the first one for each member is all that counts) will be doubled! This includes Fawkes, the leader who has forsaken all of you. (Note: nasty pictures count too!)

4 hours ago, Wildtalon said:

 

The last kitten will save us all from Nasty :P

I find it hilarious that it's that kitten that has its image broken.

 

Meaning nobody will be saving you from me. Except myself. Or maybe Fawkes

 

Angie Triple Post = -4 points

Penumbra post = 1 point

angie post = 1 point

Wildtalon post = Wild Card! = four points

previous point total was at 11

 

new point total is at 13 points

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1 hour ago, NastyMann said:

I find it hilarious that it's that kitten that has its image broken.

 

Meaning nobody will be saving you from me. Except myself. Or maybe Fawkes

 

new point total is at 13 points

It was fine when I first sent it...

Huh! It still won't work... Well, he sent one of his friends in his place:

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This kitten will save us!

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On 18 July 2016 at 2:29 AM, NastyMann said:

davorth post = one point

On 18 July 2016 at 2:29 AM, NastyMann said:

davorth post = one point

On 18 July 2016 at 2:29 AM, NastyMann said:

davorth post = one point

On 18 July 2016 at 2:29 AM, NastyMann said:

davorth post = one point

 

>:I

 

 

edit: 

 

Page 3 of the Burning of the Forest

 

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