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[CatCakey]

SATAN SANTA!!!!!

 

I set my avatar and cbox pic on another forum to this. And my facebook. I should do it to my steam and skype now

[MicroChip]

I guess I'll get changed for the season, too

[Angie Cakes]

Hot

in, so hot in here!

So hot in,

hot, oh! With a

little

bit of, uh uh,

and a little bit of, uh uh

 Just a little bit of, just a little bit of, 

Just a little bit of, just a little bit of I was like,

good gracious, bum is bodacious 

Flirtatious, trying to show faces I'm waiting

for the right time to shoot my steez you know Waiting

for the right time to flash them ki's, then I'm leaving, please believing,

oh! Me and the rest of my heathens Check it, got it locked at the top of the

Fo' Seasons Penthouse, roof top, birds I feeding No deceiving,

nothing up my sleeve and No teasing I need you to Get up up on the dance floor 

Give that man what he asking for 'Cause I feel like busting loose And I feel like touching you,

uh uh And can't nobody stop the juice So baby tell me what's the use? I said 

It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes

off It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off Uh,

uh, uh, let it hang all out! Why you at the bar if you ain't popping the bottles? c'mon What good is all the fame if you ain't

being nice to the models I see you driving, sports cars, ain't hitting the throttle And I'll be down to do a hundred,

top down and goggles Get off the freeway, exit 106 and "Park"ed it Ash tray, flip gate, time to

spark it Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it I spit game

cause baby I can't talk it Warm, sweating, it's hot

up in this joint Vokal

tank top, on at this

point You with a

winner so baby you

can't loose I got

 

 

 

secrets can't

leave Cancun

So take it off like

your home alone You know dance

in front your mirror while

you're on the phone Checking your

reflection and telling your best friend 

Like "Girl I think my butt getting big!"

 It's getting hot in here, so hot,

so take off all your clothes I am, getting

so hot, I wanna take my clothes off It's getting

hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes I am,

getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off Let it hang

all out Mix a little bit of With a little bit of Let it just fal

l out Give a little bit of With a little bit of Let it hang

all out With a little bit of And a sprinkle of that

 Let it just fall out I like it when ya Girl, baby make it 

Stop pacing, time wasting I gotta a friend with a pole in the

basement what? I'm just kidding like Jason oh Unless you gon'

do it Extra, extra, eh, spread the news check it Nelly took a trip from

the Luna to Neptunes Came back with something thick and it fitting in

sasoons Say she got a thing about cutting in restrooms, oh It's getting

hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes I am, getting so hot,

I wanna take my clothes off It's getting hot in here, so hot, so

take off all your clothes I am, getting so hot, I wanna take

my clothes off It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes I am, getting so hot, I wanna

take my clothes off It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off Let it

hang all out Mix a little bit of With a little bit of Let it just fall out Give a little bit of With a little bit of Let it hang all out With a little bit

of And a sprinkle of that Let it just fall out I like it when ya Girl, baby make it

[Angie Cakes]

do you ever put too much work into something not good

[CatCakey]

Yes

 

I am 100% positive I have at some point in my life

[Rosewind]

Change my avatar?!?!? OKAY

 

Yeah I totally work on things that fail all the time. That's when you start again and keep going.

[Penumbra]

You never miss a shot you don't take, 

[Nasty]

2 hours ago, Penumbra said:

You never miss a shot you don't take, 

>me when I chicken out of giving a local business my resume

 

ALSO I SHOULD TLEL YOU LADS CAUSE I LIKE YOU FELLAS: your boy nastymann has an official show! after partaking in a local radio broadcast to support it's fm launch I got asked to play at a local music festival on December 22nd with a bunch of other local artists. I'm pretty stoked/nervous as hell but if i'm lucky someone will be fooled enough to think I'm a real musician and not the poseur hack I am deep down

[Angie Cakes]

https://picarto.tv/AngieBakeryCakes no children allowed

[Rosewind]

1 hour ago, Angie Cakes said:

 no children allowed

Drat.

[Davroth]

2 minutes ago, Rosewind said:

Drat.

We make an exception for you if you promise not to tell.

 

[Nasty]

[9:46:15 PM] Dav: I’m sure you will find the girl of your dreams who will spit into your face eventually, Riley.
[9:46:25 PM] Timothy: Everyone will
[9:46:26 PM] Riley: fingers crossed
[9:46:33 PM] Dav: xD
[9:46:39 PM] Dav: Well.. I’m not really into that.
[9:46:42 PM] Timothy: If not, we might spit in your face for you
[9:47:37 PM] Riley: nah see that won't do anything fo rme; I need the shame of being disrespected by the opposite gender in order for it to mean anything due to my maladjusted internalized values and repressed self-hatred and immasculinity
[9:47:52 PM] Timothy: I can put on a wig
[9:47:54 PM] Riley: B U T  I  A P P R E C I A T E  T H E  S E N T I M E N T
[9:47:57 PM] Riley: that's a start
[9:48:11 PM] Dav: I can put on a wig
[9:49:25 PM] Angie: I can put on a wig

[Nasty]

 

T H E  L A D S 

Spoiler

Riley: 

CALM UNDER FIRE

Calm and collected. Useful when firing into a horde!

+ Very calm due to high composure

+ 1 extra point in shooting

GUN COLLECTOR

Start with a rifle, pistol, and ammo

+2 shooting

 

Rosewind:

CIVILIZED

Retains old values before world went crazy. This is good and bad.

+ Super high loyalty and personality stats!

+ 3 points to medical and mechanical skills!!

- Permanent and significant morale penalty!!

HEALTH CARE

Starts with 7 medical supplies

+2 medical

 

MicroChip:

INVENTIVE

Comfortable with machinery, such as cars.

+ 2 points mechanical!

+ Great wits checks!

- May need more practice to repair car.

EXPLORER

 Get one extra location choice during looting events

Rerolling looting events costs less gas

 

Angie:

A combination of high perception and extreme pessimism lets someone brace for the worst!

+ May identify traits in new recruits

+ Always on the look out for danger

- Can be a real grumpus

Paranoid characters can find solutions to dangerous events. For example, they have ready-made plans to escape Bandits and Apartment Fire events with little to no harm or loss.

However, they are least trusting of others and will not be as willing to receive help or supplies from strangers––such as the Creepy Hotel Owner event.

Their negativity tends to cause a drop in morale with other members of the group.     

At a very low morale, Paranoid characters become more likely to lash out and fight other members of the group. They may force an event where they would like a member to be booted or else they instead will leave the group.

CAR NUT

Starts with a nicer car

+3 mechanical

 

PatchworkPsycho:

BERSERK!

Destroy all zombies! Never retreat! Oh no, I got bit!

+ 4 points to strength, fitness, and shooting!!

+ Can go one over the maximum for the above stats!!!

- Super low personality stats! Dies in one bite!!

 

Penumbra:

MYSTERIOUS PAST

This person... has a mysterious past...

+ 3 points given to fight skills at random

- Randomized and extreme personality!

Starts with a crowbar

+2 shooting

+1 mechanical

Level by training shooting and mechanical.

 

The Cat:

WARRIOR

Good start on zombie thwacking skills, with a nondescript personality.

+ 2 points more strength!

+ 2 points more fitness!

- Boring personality

MARTIAL ARTIST

Has a two-hit unarmed attack, but cannot shoot firearms

+2 strength

+2 fitness

 

Fawkes:

CHARMING

From perception of others, a good additude, and pure charisma, there's something about this person that opens doors

+ Charms way into free stuff or out of a bad situation

- Can't charm way out of everything

ULTRAFIT

Starts with granola bars

+3 fitness

 

Davroth:

FRANTIC WHINER

Kind of a fragile sort. But really good at fleeing!

+ Run speed bonus!

- Takes one less hit then normal

- Bad attitude

Characters with a Frantic Whiner trait may cause a drop in morale for other members of the group and will often spout negative statements. At a low morale they are likely to lash out and argue with other members and may force an event where they would like a member to be booted out of the group or else they will leave instead.

MEGABUFF

Starts with a metal pipe

+3 strength

 

Dermy:

BANDIT:

Being untrustworthy can be an asset in the post-apocalypse.

+ Rip others off

- Rip the group off

- Ticking time bomb

FRIEND OF DOG:

Angry dogs may become friendly

70% extra chance for random recruit to be a dog

You can sometimes use "Dog Psychology" on trader dogs to give receive free stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[PatchworkPsycho]

I had a weird day

Lunch at nine in the morning

Went to the doctor's so they could draw blood

Then went to the dentist's

Then played Skyrim

Then now

Not actually all that weird I suppose(Tho the lunch)

But I already wrote it so too bad.

[Angie Cakes]

patchy we're putting you in our game we're gonna play read the post thing tell us if it's good

[PatchworkPsycho]

Well considering I'm not really sure what you're talking about

 

 

Okie then

[Angie Cakes]

scroll up past the three posts above this one

[PatchworkPsycho]

No, I read that.

 

Still not sure what's going on tho.

 

Altho going berserk is one of my more common tactics in videogames- my stealthy assassin in Skyrim almost always carried his two-handed great axe because sneaking is hard, okay?

[Angie Cakes]

good then we did good job thank

[PatchworkPsycho]

I mean, it seems laid out pretty well and stuff, but like, it was out of the blue for me.

[Angie Cakes]

that's because we didn't tell you about it but you seem like one of the crew enough to be included in our shenanigans

[PatchworkPsycho]

Yeah, I know you didn't tell me about it, because if you did, I'd know about it, and this sentence doesn't have enough commas yet, so I think I have to add more, so that I'll get my point across, and that point is that I am tired, and this seems like a good place to end the sentence.

 

Also I see myself more as "That guy who sorta just shows up whenever" but "One of the crew" works too, I suppose.

[PatchworkPsycho]

I just realized something- dying in one bite...that's usually how most games work, is it not? What's up with that?

[Rosewind]

I love my sprite. It looks how I look when I'm baking.

[DreamySunday]

Dermy looks like they just hit the random button 3 times.