Rosewind Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 It was! It was a small court one. The Judge was hilarious. He kicked everyone out of the court room, locked it, and told the people knocking outside to go away, then put us in the center and had us say our vows. He allowed my in-law siblings and Mum to join in and sign the things. More inlaw-ish types showed up to the reception which we had at a restaurant later that night. Best part of the night? "Hey honey, who are all those kids?" "They're your nieces and nephews." "Oh. Ooooooooooooooooh." I also got this from Fawkes! Isn't he amazing?! Fawkes is amazing. (I will have you know this is the only birthday card I actually got!) 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Fawkes is my second spirit animal. I think I should list them all sometime. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 The Geoduck should be my spirit animal. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 Animals are neat. The Jerboa is definitely on my list, third probably. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 @Rosewind do you like making sandwiches? it's important thank you Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Someone help I'm dying My throat is trying to kill me Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 rosie come help the dino but first I have an important question and that question is do you like making sandwiches? Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Rosie answer teh question And then kill my throat before it kills me Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 I still need rosie's answer but does dino like making sandwiches? maybe you'll do Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Well, most other Dinosaurs were too stupid to make sandwiches But I am of the belief that all truly intelligent beings should know how to make a truly refined sandwich. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 but do you like it Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 okay I can't explain why I'm asking cuz then somebody might consider the topic closed and rosie won't answer my question but it's IMPORTANT so I can't let that happen Link to comment
Rosewind Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Why yes, I do like making sammiches, often with bread I've baked myself. My favorite kind of sammich to make is usually something unique (like, say, herbed grilled chicken with goat cheese and arugula dressed in a citrus vinaigrette and pickled red onions), or a riff on a classic (like a PB&J made with almond butter and huckleberry jam on brioche). Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Tfw you accidentally spit on the trash can, and not in it. Being sick sucks. I usually stick to plain stuff, chicken, cheese, ham, turkey, salami, basically everything in the deli drawer at the time. I use mayonnaise sometimes, but not the olive stuff, I just can't. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 NO SPAT ON THE FLOOR AGAIN IF ONLY I USED MORE EFFORT TO SPIT INTO THE TRASHCAN BUT I DON'T Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Do you wanna make a sandwich store with me? I really want sandwiches a lot but there's no sandwich stuff, and you are good at food but I am legendarily not good at food and I can't just work at a sandwich store cuz my mom used to work at a sandwich store and she says the people got drunk and "did things" to the food and I don't know what it means but I feel like it's supposed to make me lose interest so it's gotta be one I own and I can't do it alone so waddaya say sandwich store partners? Link to comment
Penumbra Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Happy pretty much Valentines day erbrdy. I got you all a card. 4 Link to comment
Rosewind Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 There's a lot that goes into opening a business. You need capital, business and sanitation licenses, proper (and enough) cold and dry storage, financial infrastructure and accounting, a venue, decor, tables, chairs, dry goods, packaging, utilities, employees to run the place when you're not there...the list goes on. Long story short, it takes a lot of work and money to get a place running, and you may not see a return for a few years while you grow the business. Or you can come over to my house in Chicago and I'll make you a sammich. You're welcome here anytime. All of you. 1 Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 I'M ON MY WAY! 1 Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 do we have to prove our identity? do you know what I look like? besides a sandwitch? I'd hate to travel to such a terrible place just to NOT get a sandwitch from like a friend of a friend of a friend also I was thinkin it'd work like this: subway closes, we break in and steal all their sandwich stuff (before anything "things" can be "done" to them) then we go into togos and sell sandwiches all night. togos is like HEY U STOLE OUR STUFF and we're like "no we didn't see all your stuff is here count it" and they count the tomatoes and **** and we didn't steal their stuff so they just tell us to get out subway is like HEY SOMEONE STOLE OUR STUFF but we're not there so they can't blame us we go from town to town and become a famous secret night-sandwich shop and we have like tour locations and everyone will come to eat our sneakysammiches(tm) now that's an idea with a captial IDEA! and we don't need a license because no such license exists, to steal other people's food and sell it. I have a calculator so that'll be the accountant and all the other stuff is either in the togos or we just wing it U IN? Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 That card is beautiful. And as much as I'd love starting a business like a pleb, working for a secret night-sandwich shop sounds way better. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 I've seen your pants, Cat. That's a good identifier as any! Rebel night sammich shop? Seems legit. I'm in. Link to comment
Davroth Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Penumbra said: Happy pretty much Valentines day erbrdy. I got you all a card. Awh, I love you, too. In a slightly gay way maybe even though I don't own gay books. Link to comment
Cathalos Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 am I cat now? or did you see someone else's pants? is cat here? am I a cat? Link to comment
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