PatchworkPsycho Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 When you find "good" fanfiction or at least fanfiction you're satisfied with, it will never be complete. Either the writer just stopped writing for some reason, or it's still currently being updated. Yes both of these are a bad thing, the latter usually because I forget about it. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 I too desperately try to seek affirmation in self-insert romance fanfictions. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 That makes one of us, then. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 I have come to spread the word of the Lord, He who turns the sun on at day, He who fills the clouds with rain in the morn, He who slew the heathenish dinosaurs who disobeyed His whims, and He who creates earthquakes with his mighty stomp, Tyrannosaurus Christ! Actually that's all I got. Link to comment
Davroth Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Ramen without broth?! Madness!! Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 On 3/4/2017 at 4:53 PM, PatchworkPsycho said: I have come to spread the word of the Lord, He who turns the sun on at day, He who fills the clouds with rain in the morn, He who slew the heathenish dinosaurs who disobeyed His whims, and He who creates earthquakes with his mighty stomp, Tyrannosaurus Christ! Actually that's all I got. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Have you heard of the movie "Constipation?" No? It didn't come out yet. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 So I've come up with a handy-dandy chart documenting boob-dangerous objects and their danger level (more *s = more dangerous). This metric is based on personal experience. Oven doors: ***** Baking racks: ****** Boxes (while carrying): **** Ferrets: ****** Molten chocolate: ***** Bags of Sugar: ***** Husbands: ******* Thorny plants/branches: ******* Door frames: ************************************************* 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 I need someone to make one of those for men, so I know what to avoid. Naturally, I'm not talking about the chest area, down south. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 Actually, come to think of it Rosie, do you have anything for reference? Like what one * would be or something? Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Number of stars are just how dangerous the object is and how often it might get my boob. I have an amazing tolerance for pain and suffering. Example, a few nights ago I accidentally cut my leg open without knowing it, and I was leaving a handy little trail of blood all over the bakery floor. I looked down and thought it was red icing, and I was like "Huh? I didn't use any red icing tonight..." Oh yeah soooo, here's where I work. It's really that dark! Uhhm, that's my sock! Yup! On the far right (blurry orange patch) is my oven, Grendel. I've done some calculations and I've figured you can fit at least 10 bodies inside him! Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 My socks are all boring, I hate you now. Jkjkplsloveme Link to comment
Penumbra Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 15 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: I need someone to make one of those for men, so I know what to avoid. Naturally, I'm not talking about the chest area, down south. Dogs jumping up at you: * * * * * * * Table corners: * * * * * * * * * * Fences: * * * * Sitting down: * * * * Dropping something while sitting down: * * * * * Stray football: * * * * * * * * Women: 3 Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Women get no stars?! C'mon now, I nail my husband in his junk all the time. And I have bakery accidents like this: Imagine what would have happened if a guy had been standing there when my inch-thick bread paddle came a'sailin! Link to comment
Penumbra Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 From my personal experience, no woman has ever nailed me in the junk. Spoiler Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 *pops Pemby in the junk* Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 I think I wasn't meant to see this. Also, I have a question. If a T-Rex and a Pteranodon have a baby, and the mother eats a lot of peppers while pregnant, will the child be a dragon? Link to comment
Penumbra Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 16 minutes ago, Rosewind said: *pops Pemby in the junk* Thx 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 So like This manga has twins in it, and they're practically identical. The catch is one's a guy, and yet they both dress super girly. My problem is that I'm pretty sure the main character is a blood relative of these two and the girl already confessed to him. Japan, wyd The guy is cuter anyway. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Incest is wincest. Also yes, that would be a dragon. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Hooray, dragons and incest! Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Well that was a neat read The male twin is still my favorite even though he tried to stab the MC, tazed the MC, and offered to "make out"(Thats what they called it) with his sister and the MC(again, his cousin). Japan Wyd Link to comment
Rosewind Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 My lil sis drew us together! 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 Why does she look so goth/and or like she's at a funeral? Any particular reason? Link to comment
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