DreamySunday Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Man boobies don't have blue feet. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Tits are pretty great too The mouse part is a bit odd, though Link to comment
Rosewind Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 21 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: Man, boobies are the best. Especially the blue-footed variety. That Chainsmokers mash up works really well. My boobs get beat up a lot, maybe I need to invest in an armored bra or something. I've had this on repeat: Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 3 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: Tits are pretty great too The mouse part is a bit odd, though Titmouse Also this song is pretty awesome Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 I feel bloated! Heal me Goat mom! Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 My friend's mom is the kind of person you really wouldn't want as a parent. Her brother got grounded for using enchantments in Minecraft, because magic is bad. She's the extremely religious type. Like, my friend probably wouldn't be allowed to play Terraria if her mom found out about the fact that you start with 20 mana. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 She's also pretty anti-gay, and my friend is lesbian, so... Oh yeah, her mom watches Attack on Titan, but denies that Ymir might like women, it's "just an ongoing joke" Lady, no. That's not how the world works. The creators obviously don't have the same stupid problem you do with homosexuality. 1 Link to comment
Rosewind Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 So wait a sec..this Mom watches Attack on Titan (one of the bloodier animes out there) but only has a problem with the inter-character sexual relationships? Seriously? I got tired of the years of mystery-tease and just spoiled myself on the AoT wiki. Ymir is much more interesting than just lesbians. 2 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 I read the manga, and she is pretty interesting. Oh yeah, my friend's mom loved the TV show Dexter. Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Watching dragon ball. Tiny Goku a cute~ Link to comment
Penumbra Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 As an advocate for yuri saying Ymir isn't in love with Historia hurts me on a spiritual level. 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 No but it's just a joke because homosexuality is a test from God Also love is fake, the only love is for God Seriously this woman should not be allowed to parent in 2017, no offense Link to comment
Rosewind Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 I've always found deeply-religious folks tend to function on a level that's an antithesis of the credos they supposedly live by. I tried to hang out with a coworker last winter, and her Mom accused me of being a lesbian and trying to corrupt her with my "lifestyle" when I went to pick her up to have lunch. I showed her the ring on my finger -- given to me by my male husband -- and she slammed the door in my face. I got a text a few minutes later apologizing and we had an awkward time together that should have been fun. She told me she actually liked girls, but she was afraid to tell her Mom, so I found that pretty amusing. I just wanted to hang out with a new galpal, not get involved in some inter-familial sex preference war. 4 Link to comment
SymphonicFire Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 I just find super religious people scary. I recently had a door-to-door church recruiter who tried to convince me that my traditions (They asked me which religion I "belong" to so I said "Chinese Tradition" without thinking) are not real because our Gods are not real. So I asked what proof does he have that his God is real (bad move on my part, I was irritated), and he said "the Bible" with a loving look as he held it up. I didn't know what else to do so I just said bye and closed the door. Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 My dads solution for door to door preachers was to tell them to Screw off and slam the door hard enough to break the handle. Everytime they would walk down our street they would stop by our neighbours, walk right past our house and walk to the other neighbours. 2 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 When my friend turns 18 I really hope she just gets the hell out of that house. Even if she doesn't have a place of her own, she can still live with her dad or something. His stance on homosexuality is along the lines of "I don't understand it, so I don't care" or something. Link to comment
Rosewind Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Buy her a sandwich cutter. From China. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 I'm trying to make sure she doesn't die though Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 My teacher is the best. One guy was absent, so our teacher used another guy's phone to facetime him. Even though it didn't last long it was awesome. 1 Link to comment
Rosewind Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 3 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: My teacher is the best. One guy was absent, so our teacher used another guy's phone to facetime him. Even though it didn't last long it was awesome. My English teacher in High School ripped the speaker out of the wall because she got tired of school announcements interrupting her class. The whole class was roaring. 1 Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 I feel like that's not the kind of thing you can just do without consequences. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Well I just got the platinum trophy for Senran Kagura estival versus. Just in time for the special edition of Peach beach splash to be announced for the west. 1 Link to comment
Rosewind Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 3 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said: I feel like that's not the kind of thing you can just do without consequences. It is when you have tenure. Link to comment
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