Penumbra Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 Keep ordering food to your house until she delivers it and then say 'Well, I did ask for your cutest delivery boy'. Trust me, she'll be super impressed. Link to comment
SymphonicFire Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 22 minutes ago, Penumbra said: Keep ordering food to your house until she delivers it and then say 'Well, I did ask for your cutest delivery boy'. Trust me, she'll be super impressed. ...Did this ever work for you? Link to comment
Penumbra Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 I just don't understand how it ain't working. 2 Link to comment
Rocky Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 I'm not sure if referring to her as a delivery boy is going to go over well.. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 I think he's on to something ladies! 1 1 Link to comment
Rosewind Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 I've found love. It takes two batteries and has 10 speeds! Link to comment
SymphonicFire Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 ...blender? Mixer? Vibrator? Link to comment
Penumbra Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 The issue with having so many speeds is at some point its gonna get away from you and you won't be able to catch up because a full grown adult can only run at about 3 speed. ... ... That's how it works, right? Link to comment
SymphonicFire Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 I guess? I wouldn't know. Link to comment
Rocky Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 I'm sure it's something super innocent and she's purposely giving us a vague, yet suggestive description.. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 Yea you're probably right. Ma is actualy super innocent. All those chains and straps she owns are probably just to walk dogs with. ... I mean actual dogs, not what her definition of a dog is. 1 1 Link to comment
SymphonicFire Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 I initially thought it might be a mixer since she bakes. Link to comment
Penumbra Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 Do mixers take batteries? Link to comment
Rocky Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 It's one of those electric toothbrushes or something.. Link to comment
SymphonicFire Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Penumbra said: Do mixers take batteries? Cordless ones do. Link to comment
Rocky Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 Maybe it's a dremel..? Those usually only take one battery... Link to comment
Rosewind Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 It's totally a vibrator. 1 Link to comment
DreamySunday Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 A vibrating mixer. Of Course. Link to comment
Rocky Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 46 minutes ago, Rosewind said: It's totally a vibrator. I'm getting mixed signals.. Link to comment
PatchworkPsycho Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 I think it's a scale polisher Link to comment
Rosewind Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 It can do all those things and more! You could mix stuff with it. You could polish scales with it. You could use it to massage out muscle aches. Link to comment
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