Superpowers

[Linkhopper]

The silence or weeping angels? weeping angels.

The power to do back flips, or rolls?

[weesh]

Back flips sound fun.

To pull anything towards you, or to push anything away?

[lordbrony]

pull, thievery is fun! Unless you live in the Star Wars universe then its pushing people off walkways

The power to be superfit or super smart?

[Linkhopper]

Super smart.

The power to kill your enemies, or make them your minions.

[ONWARDconwardicus]

Make them minions. Then I can also make them my friends.

The power to eat as much as you want and never get fat, or to be the best chef ever and be able to cook anything flawlessly?

[Kryptchild]

Already have #1 so I'll go with being an awesome chef!

Regeneration, or the power to heal others?

[Linkhopper]

Regeneration The power to have the one ring, or destroy it? (sorry if this post is messed up, I'm on my iPod at equestria la)

[lordbrony]

have the one ring

The power to summon a tree army, or a golem army?

[ONWARDconwardicus]

Golems Rock!

The power to animate anything. or to power to kill anything?

[Linkhopper]

Kill anything.

The power to create life, or deform it.

[lordbrony]

deform it to my whims!

The power to make cyanide, or to render it harmless?

[Linkhopper]

Make cyanide. Considering I am the god of cyanide.

The power to become a god, or destroy one?

[lordbrony]

become a god duh

The power to speed up or stop time?

[Linkhopper]

stop.

the power to end time and space itself, or have infinite toothpaste.

[lordbrony]

ending the universe will probably end up with me being lonely so I'd pick the toothpaste. It saves money ^_^

The power to not need to eat, or not need to drink?

[Linkhopper]

not need to eat.

The power to age backwards, or force people to wear wierd facial expressions.

[TheInvisiblePony]

Force people to wear weird facial expressions. If I can do it remotely, imagine the fun you could have with live television!

The ability to turn into any animal, or the ability to turn into any form of water.

So essentially, which one of the wonder twins would you want to be?

[Linkhopper]

form of water.

The power to destroy a Nokia phone, or harness its power.

[lordbrony]

i just like wrecking things

The power to access the internet in your mind, or to act as a living wifi hotspot

[Linkhopper]

Living wifi hotspot.

The power to use pancakes as projectiles, or loafs of bread?

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Pancakes. After all, Who doesn't like hitting people with buttery, sticky, breakfast foods?

Have the power to blow big bubbles at will? Or to sweat soap?

[Linkhopper]

Blow big bubbles.

The power to explode yourself or shred yourself.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Both sound painful, but I'll take explode. That way if i'm about to die, I can take others with me

MHUHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Turn into a tree and back, or the power to jump your own leg?

[Linkhopper]

Jump my own leg. Whatever that means.

The power to double jump, or get speed boost while running?

[lordbrony]

speed boost, double jumping isnt useful IRL

the power to type 1000 WPM or to read 1000 WPM