Superpowers

[Linkhopper]

Infrared!

The ability to serve justice, or mercy?

[weesh]

wow, another hard one.

Both are important, but mercy is more my style.

The ability to teach kids to be adults, or to teach adults to be kids?

[Linkhopper]

Adults to be kids!

The ability to expose crime, or hide it?

[TemplarFrost]

Hide it.

Unrelenting Force, or Fire Breath?

[Linkhopper]

Unrelenting force.

The ability to slide on the ground at anytime, or move up and down on a Y axis at any time

[DerpExtvia]

So either be like a Snake or defy Gravity and just walk up?

I'm with defying gravity.

Invincible bodily exterior flesh or the power to break any defense?

[weesh]

If x-men has taught me anything, it is that having the ultimate defense just means you spend a lot of time trapped in holes because your enemies just destroy the ground underneath you. Poor Blob. I'd rather be a glass cannon.

Control your skin colour, or control your eye colour?

[DerpExtvia]

Control Eye colour

Flawless Accuracy or Complete Control over an Infection that turns people into your slave? (No, not Zombies, like Undead rotting flesh and stuff)

[Linkhopper]

Infection. But I dont want to turn people into my slave. I want the disease to be lethal, and make a game out of it >: D

The power to fling yourself at things, or flying that sometimes works.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Fling myself at stuff. Ive played god of war, I know how this works

Control all electricity or Invisibillity

[Linkhopper]

Invisibility

The power to turn people to stone, or electrocute them

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Stone, that way I could convince people I was a Gorgon

Shrink or grow?

[Linkhopper]

Shrink!

The power to create an unbreakable object, or break any object at a whim.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

A very good one Link. I'd have to say create an unbreakable one, because then I'd make an Indestructable house

X-ray vision? Or Conceal anything by turning it invisible

[Linkhopper]

Turn it invisilbe.

The power to have chocolate, or the power to have coso samples at will.

[lordbrony]

chocolate! Instant bribes go!

An incredibly flashy power, with the appearance to go with it, or something conservative and hide-able?

[Linkhopper]

Trick question the samples were poisoned.

Hide-able

The power to control a monster, or be a monster that is controlled.

[lordbrony]

why would you want to spend eternity doing someone else's bidding?

The power to change your appearance or to cast illusions?

[Linkhopper]

Illusions

The power to make one wish a reality, or make a hyper realistic illusion of all of your wishes, and believe they are real

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Illusions. Who needs reality anyways

Make milk, or infinite cookies?

[lordbrony]

milk. End world hunger!

The power to make food appear or make weapons disappear?

[weesh]

The ability to make food, or the ability to take away the tools that people use to hunt?

Um...make food please.

To be the best athlete or to be the best coach?

[Parker_Izing]

Best Athlete, a coach kinda sucks in my book (unless you're British and you meant 'coach' as a Bus or a train coach...) any ways athletes don't use the Bus...

SuperSpeed or the power to slow down the world?

[Linkhopper]

Slow down the world!

The power to become death, or defeat him.

[Kryptchild]

Defeat him, though I would only threaten him with it in self preservation. The world needs death and taking him out would cause way more problems than it would solve.

Let's get some Dr. Who powers in here:

The power to remove yourself from peoples memory when they look away from you, or super strength and speed that only work when no-one is looking at you?