ASK SHYSHY

[Cathalos]

if one were to try to assasinate someone immortal, say, fidel castro, how could it be done?

[shyshy]

Query - if one were to (and this is completely hypothetical, mind you) go about taking over a small country or large town, what would be the most efficient way of dealing with any current high ranking political figures?

Additional footnote - Ideally this should be done discreetly.

i LOVE this question. i would have o try the "natural causes" look. maybe hire somepony with connections and have food or medication poisoned. if not i'd shoot the man a mile away.

[shyshy]

if one were to try to assasinate someone immortal, say, fidel castro, how could it be done?

kill them and their doubles

[Cathalos]

how to kill them though?

[shyshy]

how to kill them though?

poison, missiles, or both

[Cathalos]

the US has attempted to poison castro's icecream (supposedly) and poison off his beard to make him not recognizable. ever hear of the cuban missle crisis? i repeat my question: how does one kill someone immortal, such as Fidel Castro?

[shyshy]

the US has attempted to poison castro's icecream (supposedly) and poison off his beard to make him not recognizable. ever hear of the cuban missle crisis? i repeat my question: how does one kill someone immortal, such as Fidel Castro?

ah, the bay of pigs. April 1961, Failed CIA movement against castro and his government to overthrow it. lead by CIA trained resistance members fueled by Cuban exiles.

now THAT i would have loved ta see.

and ya dont kill immortals. but castro, idk. he is pretty untouchable

[Cathalos]

thor is immortal and thor can be killed. are implying that castro is mortal? cuz me and a group of people came to a conclusion that he is immortal, and has been alive under different identities for many many, MANY years.

[shyshy]

thor is immortal and thor can be killed. are implying that castro is mortal? cuz me and a group of people came to a conclusion that he is immortal, and has been alive under different identities for many many, MANY years.

nah hes immortal...right?

[Cathalos]

i dont quite understand the question. try to recall a man who drank mercury to become immortal. now imagine for a second: it worked. he now goes by castro. how does one kill an immortal?

[shyshy]

i dont quite understand the question. try to recall a man who drank mercury to become immortal. now imagine for a second: it worked. he now goes by castro. how does one kill an immortal?

please, i dont know how ta kill the unkillable.

[Cathalos]

...can you try?

[shyshy]

...can you try?

i could but wont

[Cathalos]

why not?

[shyshy]

why not?

because, i aint smart enough to logically answer the question

[Cathalos]

why did the old man inside the whale have a toothbrush?

[shyshy]

why did the old man inside the whale have a toothbrush?

to clean the whales mouth

[Cathalos]

huh. that makes sense... but i thought he said he was randomly swallowed when he was walking. why did he actually bring the toothbrush when he went walking?

[shyshy]

huh. that makes sense... but i thought he said he was randomly swallowed when he was walking. why did he actually bring the toothbrush when he went walking?

yeah he was brushing HIS teeth on the go but got swallowed

[Cathalos]

why did they not burn the toothbrush and instead burn the little wooden boy to get out?

[shyshy]

why did they not burn the toothbrush and instead burn the little wooden boy to get out?

wait a minute...are we talkin about:

its been so long, i cant remember...

[Cathalos]

the tick (cartoon) episode titled the little wooden boy (in or and, not sure) the belly of love. why didnt they just burn the toothbrush instead of the little wooden boy?

[shyshy]

the tick (cartoon) episode titled the little wooden boy (in or and, not sure) the belly of love. why didnt they just burn the toothbrush instead of the little wooden boy?

because the toothbruh smells bad

[Cathalos]

well they were doing it to get out of the whale anyway... why does it suddenly smell like strawberry yogurt in my room?

[shyshy]

well they were doing it to get out of the whale anyway... why does it suddenly smell like strawberry yogurt in my room?

maybe you or somepony spilled some in your room. if not than maybe you have nose clairvoyance and will have some in the future