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Cathalos

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  1. Be like "hey doug I met this COOL AND CUTE sandwich come meet it" and send him here we'll have a BLAST
  2. doug seem like a chill dude, you should invite doug here.
  3. I don't know who carla is but will you teach me how to make a microchip cake? I can pay you in a 6.26 USD or less steam game I can also assassinate your enemies if you want.
  4. does that include a cake? we can put the fire on the cake out and just make sure we use the house of somebody we don't like.
  5. dermerserder I need you to teach me to make cake I can pay you in half of the cake we make are these terms acceptable or would you like to renegotiate?
  6. I ate my last cake a couple days ago and I can't have more also last time I baked a cake the power went out and it got ruined and my friend's mom made me throw it away can I buy a cake for friendship points?
  7. yeah but she's stealing the dark souls/video game method how else do I befriend you?
  8. DONT STEAL MICRO MICRO IS MY FUTURE FRIEND >:(
  9. no we wouldn't die cuz I'm good are you good at dark souls?
  10. do you wanna be my friend micro we can play dark souls together
  11. I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND NOW u have to call my mom and say I have a friend
  12. yes I would invite you into that group if you wanted so friend?
  13. friend is like "hey" and the other friend is like "hey" and then you do stuff
  14. I ate much and now I'm sick we have so much in common u wanna be friends?
  15. I just ate some mac n cheese but it was a family sized 5 person's mac n cheese in one microwave tub so I had to either get a friend to eat it with or eat 5 people's worth of mac n cheese but y'all hate my bum so I ate it alone it needed 18 minutes of microwave time and my tummy hurts like a lot BUT IT WAS SO CHEESY AND GOOD I feel like being alive for the next 20 minutes at least, what a great day.
  16. what was the lesson that local doggie daycare learned? I don't get it.
  17. is that a mouse zoom and enhance I don't get it my brother says my mouse is too small and also sometimes m3 doesn't work but it's really fun to put a qtip in the sensor hole and then it starts working again, I really like that feature nobody talked to me for 2 hours cuz everyone IGNORED my ad so I just looked at this AND I THINK I GET IT though I'm still confused about what it is and why it's the logo
  18. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to stare off into space while you type. like right now I'm lookin at my logitech logo on my mouse. it's like a banana with an eye that's lookin at stuff outside of it? maybe it's a USB wireless eye so that's why it connects to the product? what do you think the logitech logo is supposed to be?
  19. I DISAGREE do you know anything about typing?
  20. you don't know much? which means you do know something give me that knowlege
  21. turns out he thought girls didn't have leg hair ever and didn't need to shave to have smooth legs. I feel like maybe IM the wrong one maybe IM THE IDIOT D: everything I've known about girls turned out to be false please, tell me everything there is to no about girls. you're probably qualified, please dinosaur D: edit: why would I write "no"? who even does that? SOMEONE ELSE TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT TYPING
  22. if someone asks if you have chest and leg hair after you mention shaving your face, what's he asking? is he asking if you currently have it, or is he like, asking if I have leg hair? cuz the context is me TAKIN CARE OF IT so if I was like "bah shaving is for LOSERS" and he asked it'd make sense for at the moment, but like clearly I shave it so? is he really asking if I ever have leg hair? I NEED HELP pls help dinosaur ):
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