Cathalos

come read this book to me. It's really good.

and doesn't have quotation marks.

maybe it's a metaphor for how all of the characters are so heavily policed in the dystopia  that nothing they express is how they genuinely feel, and so it isn't true dialogue but rather a facade that can't be broken lest the speaker be punished by the state 

maybe the writer is a [BIG MEANIE PIE]  who hates me specifically

having a living parent is the exact opposite of heaven

now bring me some milk

3 minutes ago, Rosewind said:

whaaaaat?

I ordered my own pizza and ate it all by myself 
but I spent 8 dollars on a free pizza

see I need your help, stop being such a terrible child 

somebody order me a pizza and do my homework

I'm penumbra's mother

I'm 90 that means you gotta take care of me. 

hello dinosaur this is an acceptable sharing of goodies and all music tastes are valid apparently

I rubbed a bunch of white stuff on my face and I look the same  

the new name sits me better, i'll let you change it, non top banana

this is probably a good after 7:00 song

dddaadadadadadadadddddudududududududublallablablalbalblablalblabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

my brother had to write two poems for a project I was helping with and he chose a haiku and a meme 
I guess angie's a step above that so sure I agree

y'all aint seen me

I could be like a 50 foot mr saturn for all you know
which I say because I am one

my friend was like "ey wear lipstick today" and I was liek "i'll look bad" and she was like "do it so everyone knows you're gay and also [a reward]" and I was like "that's a lame reward" and then she was like "[different reward]" and then I was liek "no that's also stupid" and she was like "do it" so I did it and I looked like somebody's aunt

and first class I was sitting next to someone who was friends with my little siblings so she's probably gonna be like "why did you brother put on lipstick and write "gay etc." on his thing during the 'express your identity' part of the class that we had for some stupid, scary reason?" 

I was beautiful for like 20 minutes about month or two ago, that was it. you missed it. never before and never again. oh well.
 

I am NOT fair, I break rules all the time. like you're not supposed to dance in the bookstore when "livin on a prayer comes on" but I did that anyway this morning oops. 

and the second definition says (of hair or complexion) light, blond. I'm blonde so NOPE DOESNT COUNT. 
then "without cheating" and I used to have a printout of all the creature codes in heroes of might and magic 5 so I could get as many creatures in my army as I wanted, I was a supercheater.
"to a high degree" I don't know what that means but drugs are bad probably unless I'm breaking a rule, then I do all the drugs. 
"a beautiful woman" ... plead the fifth
"(of the weather) to become fine" I am not the weather and if I was I'd make it bad weather cuz that's what all the little children deserve but I'm not fair so they get bad weather.
 

that seems like a good response to a question that doesn't appear to have been asked

also if you try to get her to run faster when you want a slurpee NOW, her every breath is more like a tractor crashing into an explosion than a whisper but okay

is this some kinda game? 
I mean we all want to elope with angie, but why say so again?
what am I missinggggggg

that is yucky and we already settled it by smitifying the nerd

1 minute ago, PatchworkPsycho said:

a bunch of lame words I love fawkes I want him to make grilled cheese with me and buy me blankies

neeeeeeeeeerd

Consider yourself smited. 

We could have been friends, but now you are smited to me. 


so today in communications class I was really shy all class until the teacher asked a star trek question and I answered it and I FEEL PLAYED AND MANIPULATED AND UNFAIRLY CORRECTLY PROFILED

you may not kiss me, I am the top banana. I only get kissed by those who are WORTHY

the top banana tastes yucky

one time someone kissed me and they were like "ew"

nobody put their mouth on me since

TOP BANANA POWERSSS

Meat is weak, it is easily eaten
the banana makes itself taste yucky so the people don't eat it.
stupid meat
the top banana is immortal 

You are lucky that I am a merciful top banana, and will not smite you for your blasphemy, which I could do.  

top banana > alpha > God-King 

fine but top banana is higher

Do you agree to these terms on his lowly behalf?

HES NOT ALL THAT GREAT

DISAGREE WITH ME FAWKES SEE WHAT HAPPENS

IM THE TOP BANANA NOW