All of this week I have been getting up at seven in the morning. I am expecting a package to come through the post. Only, every time I order something I seem to keep missing the delivery man. Like the time I went to the toilet and then the door bell rang. By the time I got to the door he was gone! Then I missed a delivery man three times because he delivered the package when I was eating my lunch at my grandparents house (I am a walking health hazard in the kitchen. I nearly set fire to the toaster once when I put the setting too high). Then there was the time the man delivered it to the wrong house and a neighbour gave it to me later in the day. This time I am ready... But the only problem is now that I am ready for him, he's taking longer to deliver my precious package.