frostbackscat:

mickeymouskovich:

“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”

“What’s your first favourite colour?”

“Reflective.”

“Is that technically a colour though?”

“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”

This is why I want to meet Gaston so bad

No one can say cheesy lines like Gaston!