Appliance

Pen-Pen is making more typos than usual.

Something seems off.

Anyway, off to dream of French theater after playing card games in preparation for giving a lecture on paradoxes and Mobius strips

He's got a lot of nerve, he does

So it goes.

hudda hudda hudda.

Pyros are so fun.

i am just the wind, do not worry

The wind is a worrying thing.

And that's why it's funny. Appy simply ignores my defensive walls against mean people. Because she can ._.

I do as I please?

No wait.

That would be a cat.

It doesn't matter, you've already called me cruel

same terms,

same terms

Technically

"its"

what you call spam i call someone of questionable importance trying to say something. what you call openly sarcastic is my twisted way of thinking. if you dont like it, tell me to leave. i dont want to stay if im not going to be accepted, and i dont want to leave at all, unless anyone wants me gone. i just want an answer. is it that hard?

I'm trying to answer, but you're so closed-minded that you won't even listen to what we say. If you won't listen, why ask?

If you feel like you want to leave, feel free to do so, or stay. Nobody's stopping you.

can you at the very least tell me to get out?

people don't want you to leave, just maybe don't spam so much or sound so openly sarcastic.

*Gets cuddled

..

*Bites nose

*honks and flails*

Finish it.

Now.

Ignore sleep, school, food, work, art, even, Appy forgive me, LPW.

You must finish it.

Absolved.

You can get a limited edtion 'Penby-pal' Penumbra brand Penumbra plush toy.

It keeps all the monsters the the real Penumbra might throw at you away.

..

Only 500 exist and Appy owns 21 of them.

*sneaks up on Pen-Pen*

surprise butts

cuddles

.3.

My words aren't meant to injure

I'm not a snake, after all.

I always come off as an ass, anyway

no point explaining the words which will wound,

despite the fact that that was not the desired affect

TL;DR: I'm a mean person and should be expected to say as such

You ok, Appiliance?

Fine and dandy

Take it as you will

Not nearly as much as you.

Owhhh, sickburn!!

Not much of an insult coming from someone I rarely talk to.

Try harder?

Where's my nose?!

...

I have no idea

where it could be..

*runs*

Meany TT-TT

Correct.

Cry some more, whole team is babies.

</3

blerp

Y'all suck.

:U

*Begins to flub.

*bites on the nose*

>:I

homnomnomnom

Riley is so nice, man ;w;

I should like

make a monument for his niceness

GENEROSITY

X3

*pats face*

a bloo bloo bloo

;w;

Careful

..

There's an old pony tale, that Appy can toast your brain with her mind.

:3

are we singing a song? LALALALALLALALLAALALLALALAA

You're the reason Penumbra and I can't have nice things.

wonder this time where he's gone

wonder if he's gone to stay.

Ain't no sunshine when he's gone

and this house just ain't no home

Ain't no sunshine when he's gone

It's not warm when he's away

ain't no sunshine when he's gone, and

he's always gone too long.

Creepers like you, of course. :I