Appliance

it kinda looks like a horned bulldog in a janitors suit with a strange tube coming out of its head smashed up against a glass sliding door not really, but it could look like that if you look at it that way...

Hey man

you're pretty offensive

:U

I just about died when I saw this. Nice one, Appy!

My subtlety is charming you, I know.

*strikes a pose*

Comedic gooooold

This would be ten times more suggestive and awkward if you were using my avatar I gave you.

The pose in that avatar could be misconstrued..

:I

You never showed the people here? It was good, though D:

Your going to need a lot of butter!

Good.

Also, I just had some sabila or aloe vera, as you folks call it, rubbed all over my burns

and I am now slimy

ew

I got straight 89's all year.

Never anything different.

So you are correct.

And it was my bio teacher, but it was kind of an akward subject.

Teachers are out to get you.

Make sure your test scores are good, or you'll have math and English teacher after you too.

Clearly your grade wasn't high enough

..... Appy, we should make Penby toast. It would be delicious

hmm..

nah

*spreads butter on Sulvuss as well*

Appy.

Appy.

Appy.

..

*Gives Pen-Pen hug

*wargls*

*rubs butter on*

It's like you're toast

c:

blerp

The sea is a harsh mistress

:"T

You say congratulations very often

Appy.

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Appy Appy

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Hi

:3

Appy.

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Appy Appy

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you scare me

I don't see why I should scare you

but good.

I can't understand most of the things you feel because most of them are a little foreign to me. I can only try to interpret the behavior you exhibit toward me, which is almost always negatively-inclined :I

I have my reasons: We've discussed this previously.

Also, I have returned, bearing gifts of.. water and chocolate.

Well, for that moment, yeah. My flavors change.

That sounds entertaining.

Welp, off I go for a few hours or so.

If anyone needs me (which they won't), you're screwed.

Toodles.

...

*hides plug*

Quite right. Just eerily devoid of most positive emotion.

No, I'm full of positive emotion.

Just not here. I see no reason for that here. :U

Don't act as if you understand the things I feel. Because, well, I am a happy person. Just annoyed easily, and often. :3

Oh, Appiliance. Your stoic short commentary is one of the many things that make my time on LPW a memorable and lovely one.

It's not stoic. I just don't like most people. XD I just get irritated easily. :U

I like your avatar, by the way.

I'm not insane, I just don't care to play a stupid game.

We once had one other LPW member who desired to be banished.

One of our besterest members.

I'm sure you'll come across some of his... handiwork~

Maybe I give you his Skype?

Maybe he tell you teh art of becoming banished... again... and again... and again? :'3

Currently, he sings songs and has beautiful hair.

Dessa, yo face.

mmm mm

:I

Swedish fish.

I've realized that physics is a beautiful thing, and the Banach-Tarski paradox and Mobius strips are crazy.

According to the paradox of hedonism

Those who seek happiness do not find it

and the only way to find happiness is to not seek it.

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

(Otacon)

If I believed in it for myself

probably so

Snake

Snaaaaakeeee

According to the paradox of hedonism

Those who seek happiness do not find it

and the only way to find happiness is to not seek it.

Apparently

love will save my soul.

Who's next?

You're next.

Get ready.