Appliance

Well aren't I just a newderp.

Am I lazy for not reading through 2483 pages?

Yes.

You are lazy and you should feel horrible.

...:U

This was discussed previously. :U

It's funny how ThunderBrony likes sports, and the games of my home team more than I do. XD

hello.

Butts.

Nasty says hi.

*runs into appi and bursts into flames*

Hey.

Hey, no.

That's my thing.

I think he means the musician/group/whatever, not the Frenchman.

Great, so I anger the toaster then the grim reaper visits. Definitely not a coincidence here! *runs faster*

I neither deny nor accept any affiliation of this sort.

Running is an excellent idea, though.

Where!? Where can you achieve that!?

Awww that's sweet of you appi, though I wounder if your actually jelly or not.

>:T

Night Dreamy! *smooch* Sleep tight!

):<

You're preaching to the choir.

Just lead him over to a bathtub. You're a toaster. Let fate deal with the rest.

He's just clingy. Ach.

*gasp* what me to traumatize him for you appi?

Nah.

He's just talking about himself now

Some guy who's clingy.

Nasty has been helping me deal with him xD

Scones are alright. If they're not too dry.

Ugh, this kid is frustrating me.

I understand your bluntness appi

*hugs appi*

*nestles in mane*

*gets crumbs everywhere*

Also, watching Nasty play Amnesia is hilarious.

..

*Puts knife in toaster

Et tu, Pen-Pen?

I wasn't cut out for this "kindness" crap.

:I

I'm just blunt.

Like..

Like a baseball bat

:U

We are dealing, now? And you want me to be dealer? How sweet

Thank you so much! So, we are playing poker, then? 5,7, or Texas Hold'em?

I guess we could be playing Uno, instead, though...

Oh, a nice game of Go Fish?

Stake it all on a game of Go Fish.

I never played much cards in my earlier youth, really.

I like Uno though.

Your FACE has a lack of sense :I

It's a face. I doubt there's much sense to be made of it.

*I put on my robe and wizard hat

You're learning. :L

The Rave Little Toaster

*takes out glowsticks..?*

I've also learned

that being nice is a terribly hard thing to do, and my patience is as thin and as brittle as rotten wood.

And sometimes, people don't deserve your kindness after a while.

:U

Teach me your ways, grandmaster...

...

This other time, two of my school friends were having a bit of a argument, and the tall one pushed the creepy one, and the creepy one had a scalpel in his watch and it cut my hand.

Put your robe on.

Don't you judge 9 year old me, Appi!

He was just a kid!

It was in one of those plastic capsule things that were really hard to open, by the way.

Not the easy tear paper stuff.

I judge everyone and everything.

:I

This whole page just proves the lack of awareness for the outside world that LPW has.

Or lack of sense.

Cough cough

M & M's, really?

I almost stabed myself in the chest with a knife while trying to open a bag of bread.

..

I trump you.

Clearly, you aren't the bread master.

And I promised I would keep you

Tied up tightly in the depths of my mind

Guess we know who was wrong.

I like to make bread, too.

French bread is especially great.

This pleases me.

*drags bread off to the toasting chambers*

Rosie is shipped now?

And now *cuddles with appi*

*fluffs*

I'm living and living well for once! Saving money for the music fund, that about it! And has you can see im getting the wardrobe too. :3

And my Culo would look great in Culo-less chaps. >:3

I want country boots :c

But they'd be red.

And I'd kick things with them.

*keeps pouting* that's not a hug, I'm not disapproving of it mind you, but it's not a hug! This is a hug! *hugs appi*

*wargls*