Appliance

Appi has you in her sights, Celestia cannot save you

Here's a suggestion.

Run.

*pouts* appi won't give me a hug...................

*lays on top of*

:U

I'm a sammich bun.

*frowns* appi won't give me a hug, either. I shall not allow myself to melt this day.

Just be patient.

I'll get you. :3

Guess what I got! http://i.imgur.com/D0glR.jpg

You should get some flankless chaps.

XD

*throws reindeer sausage at Appi*

Sausage protect me!

*wipes face*

>:I

*bursts into flames*

C'mere, Winter. Aren't you cold? :U

All of these people catching on fire... It is not good for Winter's health :I

Poor, little misunderstood baby.

Come here.

I want to give you a little... hug.

*makes garlic toast and offers a bit to Appi*

:I

*sticks face in it*

You're alright.

I ship well with everypony? Only makes sense, seeing the whole lurv pony thing and all.

*throws bread at*

>:T

Appy -- take the bottom off your complaint box and mount it over a garbage can.

That's what I was getting at. Oh, you clever pony, you.

Appy makes me feel uneasy. Just like that :l

Even Aria didn't manage to achieve that, good job Appy.

Feels good, bro.

Next time you'd like to whine about me, please file your complaints directly into the complaint box.

8D

*feels successful*

Maybe it's because I don't baby people.

:U

Two new users uploading a bunch of pictures of their ponies to the gallery, and both look like they have some kind of problem with substance abuse. I guess it's not in your face if you don't know what to look for but darn... shrooms? Really? XD

Also! I drew something of LPW relevance, slightly deviating from my usual style. What do you guys think? :I

I look pretty scary.

Like, "eat this toast, or I'll destroy you."

I like it. :U

Thanks you very mucho~

*flaps harder*

D8

Anyway, I need to go for the night.

Time to find some pencils

:U

D:

*flies off*

whyyy

Can I have a hint? Pwease?

Don't make me start guessing, or make me try and unzip those.....no no I'm not saying it!

*bursts into flames and rolls to safety*

Using Lierjack I see *hugs appi super tight* I'll hug the answer out of you!

*zips mouth shut*

8D

Also why does Appi want to know what pony me looks like?

no reason

*puffs up*

>:T

Also, I wonder what a DreamNotes pony would look like :U

Not sure let's ask appi, appi would you be jelly if I hugged and kissed another girl and what would you do if I hugged and kissed you and another girl at the same time?

Ok there now we just wait for an appi response.

...

>:T

*tail bursts into flames*

So what your saying is that I need to give you more wuvs and attention huh? *evil grin*

*huggles Appi and kisses her cheek*

:I

Hmmph.

..

Tell me.

..

Tell me everything.

It all started with a little star.

I crushed it.

Also could you please go into further detail on this remark?

Meh.

A statement demonstrating apathy.

Meh.

*Begings to flargul

..

Its a song

Begin the Beguine

We had different references.

shhh.

Also.

I baked.

*Grabs Appy.

...

Dances.

..

*Leans closer

*Wispers in ear

..

You can leave your hat on.

:l

*swoons*

Is this a reference to "Do you like it better with the mustache on, or off?" XD

I's can't....... Milk makes me sick. No offense Angie, nothing personal I promise.

Then drink something warm.

Hay Appy.

Guess what you should do..

Dance?

*twirls cane and lifts hat*

One step closer to a hug *hugs appi even more*

-.- And I couldn't sleep anymore even though I'm still tired.

Drink warm milk, and play Tchaikovsky's original compositions for Swan Lake.

stops hugging and backs away and hides.

despite my hiding, I'm suddenly a lot less afraid of you.

I don't see why you'd be afraid of me, but continue to do so. :U

Yay my hugs are tolerated! *keeps hugging*

Now back to sleep cause I was up all night last night -.-

*pats*

I don't like to be touched by people.

It annoys me if I don't really know them >_>

I can tolerate DreamNote's hugs, though

its a toothbrush now too?

Ahahaha.

No.

*hugs and kisses appi on the cheeck again* like dirt would stop me!

*bristles*

>:I

*puckers up for the appi*

*sticks head into dirt*

So when Appy bursts into flames, is it a sign of happiness, or should I be calling the fire department?

Run.

:U