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I only played 1, 2, MW, World at War and Black Ops. Love World at War. 

I was...back in the good old days. 

*eats cereal*

*does not get a tooth ache *

Life is filled with awkward situations. You just gotta embrace it for what it is, but it beats not knowing, am I right?

Going for it is usually awkward, in a certain point of view, but it's only awkward if you think it is.

My neighbor says it's awkward when I park my massive tank in front of his driveway, but to that I say, it ain't awkward because he should shut up and he's a dumbo guy who's just jealous.

That's the most disturbing gif I've seen all year. 

Someone get some tissues, there's raspberry juice all over the floor. 

Nah, there's harmful love and healthy love.

Harmful love is candy, healthy love is fruits.

I personally wouldn't let her know you fancy her until you know she's available.

Than congratulations! You past, so that's a victory. 

So is that a pass?

Use the Wizard, Jon Skywalker -Peter Potter

Oh, man, in that case, that's awesome. Just be careful when it comes to safety and used machines, bro. 

4 minutes ago, Rocky said:

ABRIDGED STORY TIME

Took my motorcycle to work today (25 minute drive). Just as I arrived, the bike started acting a bit funny. I didn't think much of it and went into work. 

 Keep in mind, this bike is from the 70s. Being as such, it doesn't have a lot of the gauges modern bikes have (like a fuel gauge, temperature gauge, etc..). 

 When I got out of work, things got interesting. I decided to check the oil and, of course, it's super low. A coworker gave me some oil and [BEGIN ABRIDGED VERSION] I overfilled the engine because I'm stupid and it took me an hour to drain it to the correct amount and I was a mess from the oil so then I left work and went about 4 miles and  (remember I said the bike was acting funny) then ran out of gas because there's no gas gauge and I keep forgetting to look inside the tank like seriously just my luck so then some super nice older guy walking his dog saw me on the side of the road and gave me some gas since he lived really close and I made it to a gas station and now I'm home. 

 Apparently abridged version means run-on sentence.      So yeah, overfilled oil because I'm stupid and then ran out of gas because I'm stupid.

Wow, dude, that is an old bike. Maybe I missed the part, sorry, but don't you think of a getting a more modern bike? If price is an issue, you could get second-hand, of course.

2 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said:

If there's only one dino then can't that dino decide what dino language is

You can' be the last of the dinos. What about alligators? Sneks and the great and wise turtles?

Are you boycotting family?

SHAWERMA! I hate Sushi. 

Yeah, the style was a little too 'on-the-nose' with regards to the story. DD is definitely superior.

5 minutes ago, Penumbra said:

Black plague?
That's where I got my name from. I got it after I found out the developers also did Amnesia: The dark descent. 

I played Amnesia. Absolutely loved it. So I bought all the Penumbra games and began playing Overture. They always do intriguing stories, however, I wasn't a big fan of Machine for Pigs.

Penumbra, would you believe that I actually started playing a game called Penumbra? Thankfully, my comp can run it. Spooky game. 

The world is so much more simpler in a tank. 

I'm being the complete opposite of Dino-phobic! She's making me Dino-phobic.  

Hey, no need to get hostile, Dino-bro! And I can't afford another exile, I've already got three!

Dino-individual, how doest oneth requeseth Dino-speak tutoring?

Dino-bro, teach me some dino-speak, please. 

Who's excited for the new Avengers movie coming out?

7 hours ago, PatchworkPsycho said:

On the one claw, being a child forever means no heavy life decisions and all that boring stuff, but on the other, being an adult means that you're a lot more free in what you can do compared to your time spent as a child. Either is probably better in the long run than being a teenager.

Being a teenager is actually the most exciting bit, because you are given plenty of time to practice being an adult, and the earlier you start acting like one, the easier being an adult becomes. 

And as DreamyMaple said...PIZZA. And no one to tell you off for eating anything you want. 

Ya'll are very polite. It's only making me regret hurting all your feelings when I become the winner of the title of Last Poster. 

Anyways, have an Indian Chupa Chups ad!