Nasty

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

conor doesn't wanna come back and hang w/ his D00D?

Yeah, that's really important to have. It's crazy how much we'd be able to do if we realized how capable we really were. Good on you!

Sounds like you've got a plan dude. There's nothing better than getting that j u i c y independence

i feel that bruh. Are you going to college/university?

whoa kids hows your lives' going? Cool beans news on the new Star Wars, and sorry you had such a long and sweaty walk there Cat, but the good news is the exercise is cool and if you do it enoguh it won't suck as hard and then you'll be ripped and then you can kick ass (I don't even know). whoa I did a song cover guys what the heck this isn't some gross avi? gimmie like two days I'll ahve another crying baby or whatever but in the meantime listen to me attempt to do a really good song justice

With where they've touched/the things they've said, it'd make them pedophiles (granted I still look like I'm like fifteen years sold)

Where I'm from, most old ladies have a crush on me.

NOT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD what relatives brought you goodies?

so it turns out smartphones have a better camera and mic than my craptop, and all this time I coud've just used ths instead of annoying my friends with my pre-blue snowball tunes

for some reason i only saw like four of the posts so please forgive my ignorance WILL READ IN FULL WHEN I'M BACK FROM WORK

wait how does this meme game work? And am I dead or is my nose just broken? Also what stat debuffs do I receive from the bloody nose aside from an excuse to whine which would lower the morale of my team members?

Hey guys what's uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup I'm twenty and I still hate my parents like a fifteen-year-old but the good news is that my friends are rad so yeah I'm holding my ego and aspirations and emotional state together through uni trying to become EDIT: NOT maladjusted, as if I were holding a BUNCH OF UNWIELDY DODGEBALLS + A FINICKY UMBRELLA. In spite of that, though, it's going well. THANK YOU FRIENDS. EDIT: LESSON IS GET GOOD FRIENDS

While I'm utterly flattered to have you under my banner, I'm afraid if I were elected democratically that'd be pretty degenerate and very unlike a good, cultured state. Instead, let's make it NastyMann, Forever and Always, (Death be thy Only Release)

there's bad words in the songie! so it's relatively NSFW, but if you jammed out to it at work I'D PROBABLY THINK HIGHLY OF YOU. This is the not-demo version, and thus, the good version. Please listennnnnnn.

You'd have to ask Fawkes about body parts, but I do know you supposedly get their lands for defeating them. I'm not sure how rad that'd be compared to teeth though.

hey did anyone notice we were legends back in the day

It's pretty much my life goal to vent out the absolute depravity of my id into somewhat-socially acceptable ways, and it turns out a pony board is just the place. Mind you, you won't have to fear reading anymore poorly-written erotica I found online, even though that was practically a masterpiece worthy of being gilded. Instead, I will do everything in my power to sneak past every and all rules so you can experience frailty of your egos, as I insidiously rot them from the inside-out. Fear me, Bad Boy Number One AKA "Fluffernutter Pickle Snot"

Give this a red tint and it's one of my avi's when I was fifteen years old

Once again, Fawkes saves the forest from tearing itself apart.

i feel that tbh we were always sort of spiritually related penumbra. I'm more...organic, visceral, in my darkness, while you're much more looming, terrifying, and ethereal. YOU WERE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE TO BE THE EMPEROR'S FIST AND IT WAS RUINED! Lowkey if fawkes doesn't recognize my cultural practice of drinking coffee and I rebel (PSST! DON'T TELL FAWKES!) wanna fight under my banner? C'mon! We have Noeeeeediiiiiig!

*dashes a splash of black sludgy coffee into his cup of tea* So Fawkes, do you think you could like pass an un-law to make coffee a recognized cultural drink? I realize tea is pretty integral to our aesthetic but sometimes I sit down for a while and realize I'm not sixty-eight and want to get something out of what I drink do you think like I would be allowed to tote a dark roast black coffee now and then? For the good my soul, Fawkes!

that video of me brushing my hair must've put it over the edge

Diegohavoc is totally coming back; he just wants to prep us to make us be all AWWWW and that he's too good for us / lowering himself to posting on a pony board, but he will return they all do.