Nasty

Well you said you didn't like Ronald McDonald even though the whole thread voted on it!

yeah gee whiz angie her name is cathy/ronald mcdonald/triple double d

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Cathy is a dog is a Ronald McDonald is a angie cakes username ripoff is a bad show enjoyer is our newest member is a loving person to all of us

You kinda missed out but I'm basically allowed a small, insignificant-to-the-point-of-there-being-no-taste, albeit-still-symbolically-important amount of coffee within all of my beverages. Or i'll like, seize you dude xDDDDDDDDD

You're forgetting though that my REAL stories were all when I was fifteen and hopped up on teenager asshole hormones.Which, still, are all pretty terrible (like that time I crashed a relay for life and hid in the bushes and screamed about how much I loved cancer) but I'd like to think we all learn from our mistakes. I did even worse things, at younger ages. SPOILER ALERT: I used to poop in diapers

LET'S GET IT PEGASUS WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So far all of Thala's recounts of 'embarrassing stories' have been "remember that time you had a lot of fun with actual friends wow you're so lame I WISH I WERE YOU NASTY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TAKE ME BAACK"

You forgot to mention that it culminated in an Attila-only game

it was five nights at freddys 4 you dingus and that was objectively hilarious also that's like saying I sucked at eating my own poop

Thala's legs are pretty nice so you should use those, or get her to wall twerk to Brave As A Noun. It apparently made my first ex girlfriend jealous so that's definitely something

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Before we get this well under way, I'd like to goad Thala to continue chastising me so that she has someone to sperg out on, thereby distracting her from ruining it. Regarding cheap beer, you guys should drink Oland's beer if you don't care about beer but still want a little bit of class, but if you want cost-effectiveness you should buy Colt 45, or any other sort of malt liquor AKA welfare beer which is the stuff most peoples' parents in cape breton buy instead of food for their babies/drugs for their boyfriend

MY STAND IS 'COMIN' ON STRONG' by me and it's a self-buff that powers me up until I ascend into Godhood (which is a gross dying baby), but ALSO is a gross joke about my flirting habits which is my fear of doing JUST THAT.

FilthyFrank is kind of more anti-edge though? Like yeah it's overtly offensive but it's so stupid and self-deprecating that the real joke is that he's saying and doing that and you're uncomfortable because you don't know how to feel (if you're fourty). So in this context it's more edgy to say what you did then talk ironically about FilthyFrank being your 'Stand'

jesus christ this needs to be my new title @Rosewind make it happen please~~!

I can't walk that line thala does where she can like hit the right notes of offensiveness but still make it clear it's like a joke THALA I'M WEAK I THINK YOU'RE COOL PLEASE DON'T HAVE YOUR FEELINGS HURT AHHHHH I USED TO BE A SPIDER-MAN I USED TO BE A COWBOY FROM HELL BUT NOT ANYMORE NOW I'M JUST A CLAM AND I LIVE INSIDE THIS SHELL, INSIDE THIS SHELL I AM GODDAMN I HATE MY BRAIN

- W O R T H - ??? Maybe if you woulda beat me for realises not a-la Ass Ketchup things could've been different, but alas, I never truly thought of you as cool.

"If I beat you at civ will you think I'm cool?" --Thallie, love-stricken broad, so into me that she's practically in-utero

TIME IS A VALUABLE THING WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGS WATCH IT COUNT DOWN TO THE END OF THE DAY THE CLOCK TICKS LIFE AWAY it's so unreal DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW WATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

cinnamon toast crunch doesn't have a man you dingus. No wonder you couldn't play the ICS strategy effectively

Pretty much every girl I've gotten a SWEET DATE with so far has been beaten by me at some sort of game so I guess that's my secret. Sorry I got you so bad thallie come play civ with daddy tonight and I'll maybe give you some hot tips

I wouldn't stress too much about Thala; she's trying to not only validate herself in a universe that has me in it, but also be Nasty's next Broad Bragfest. The past few months have been a drawn-out tsundre campaign that she's launched in order to deal with her insane crush on me--mostly completely due to the fact that I beat her at video games

What keeps us here together is a shared misery and toxic hope that our time spent will someday, through whatever means, be worthwhile.