Nasty

I dunno cathy maybe you should go with Ronald McDonald? It seems like most of LPW has spoken (but if you're deadset against it penumbra suggested a really nice alternative).

How about "Ronald McDonald"?

How about "Bringle Fingus the Dingus"?

Cat is a Dog, Cathy is a Broad, Angie is the one with the hot-ass bod. Nasty is the worst, which makes him the second best, Penumbra cheats so he can pass his tests. Davroth is the best, Fawkes is never here, Help me god why are we still posting here

Thanks for instilling in me enough insecurity to go and fix stuff about my profile; my date expressed interest in Harvest Moon so I was gonna gift her Stardew Valley and I completely forgot about how indicative of a sixteen-year-old mind it is. You totally saved my ass

Then again I'm about to make beer kraft dinner so maybe I should quit while I'm ahead

I'll know next time to attract an irate aspie gurl with hot legs I'll need to hire someone to do weekly prunings of my steam profile Although maybe the steam-influencing-dating has less to do with what you didn't update since like forever ago, and actually your Steam Account Level (the higher the level, the higher risk of social suicide to associate with).

I think the big reason none of us get as much tail as we could is directly correlated to the fact that we post regularly on a pony board

It's good to be self-aware; it's also cool that you guys are still friends. You gotta make those decisions that are best for yourself, in the end.

I think you dodged a bullet

If things go well it'll just be a girlfriend that only you can't meet

Admittedly I ambeing pre-emptive but this time I am pretty assured this person is a GOOD CATCH. See the whole thing that kept it from being a for-definite was the fact that the beforehand one was kind of NOT THAT GOOD, AFTER ALL. But this foxy slunt not only shares my interests and likes it when I beat her at video games, but also a NICE BUM (that's TWO to your ONE bucko). I mean you could potentially make the race more interesting if you hired a prostitute? I considered that myself but then I realized I hate myself enough already as is so I gotta like curb that whole thing, but if you can convince gomma to stop being such a B U Z Z K I L L you could probably make that happen.

Also Thala you ready to hand over that tickie kid? Whereupon we play a congratulatory game of MvM together, soaked in with all of the exasperation that would come with it, so that through the inevitable six hour endeavor because of dumb-bum kids I can remind myself of exactly the things that aren't in my life anymore that allowed me to get this SICK DATE to begin with? (THERE'S A NEW DATE; WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES AND THEN GETTING DRINKS AFTERWARDS AND PLAYING CARD GAMES. TRADING CARD GAMES)

People only really call Thala Cathy when we're roleplaying Robert Burgless' love life

D O G

I was never even a brony so the universe still rewards me with things going right, sometimes

They say the first cracks that eventually shattered Thala's insane crush on me was when I owned her at Civ V using dumpass strategies like spamming cities at an absurd rate to attain a bajillion faith per turn by turn sixty

The only person who has ever unfriended me was Thala and it was the biggest mistake of her life

How about "Bad Show"

also thala I'm not the one who un-added you; you're the dingus who has to add me

YOU GO GIRL

I gotta head to class but i'll be back to goad more and intimidate you with my alpha-ness.

Pshhh PG-13 dude. If Days of Our Lives can get away with half of their scenes I think I'm safe to be a TOTAL ALPHA

also thala how threatened/10 are you about forking over that long-sought-after tickie? There's no more shackles of 'love' or 'commitment' binding this boy. Worst case Ontario I buy a prostitute out of depression if my UPCOMING DATE doesn't go the best. BUT I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THAT IT TOTALLY WILL Somehow she knows I'm a total dork (I play video games and card games) AND likes my guitar playing/singing, but still seems to TOTALLY DIG ME. If these things didn't scare her away I'm not sure what will. that tickie is basically mine dude. You might as well preemptively give it to me so you can save yourself some post-coital embarrassment (which is to say, my post-coital, and your embarrassment. BECAUSE YOU WOUDLN'T BE THE ONE HAVING SEX).