Nasty

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa what's going on dude

I keep forgetting to mention this but you've been consistently funny lately. Like the right amount of "I'm thala I"m being a huge dick rn" and just general delivery but not too over the top like when you bully kell or davroth. Like keep it up man; you're seriously funny as hell and you should post more because it's pretty much always a delight

whoaaaa congrats dude

Without the hippie hair, I embrace my true self: a very-much-indeed dork, dink, and dingus-extraordinaire. I figure i need a big boy haircut. How old were you davroth when you got your first big boy cut?

ey thallie what do you think of my new haircut

straight kids are d w e e b s xDDDDDDDD

somehow the smartphoen in my pocket didn't break into a million pieces when thigh-dropped into the pavement

Just went for another run: I can now balance and kind of ride it! I wasn't balanced though for the last big push and it completely slipped out from under me and I slammed into the pavement. "the skate park is only fifteen minutemen songs away And there's nothing that I'd rather do on this terrible FLUFFY day Than break break break my bones and feel the pain of self-improvement." -- AJJ

daaaaaaaaaaaamn son that sucks

Hey Will we crown you the new leader of Last Post Wins, and of the whimsicial forest in its entirety. Just don't burn it down

where's fawkes? We potentially have a new lad

Turns out skateboarding is hard as balls; I think I almost twisted my ankle or something.

He's getting weed out of gomma though. Unless that was just a clever fib, but I mean he seems liek the type to get anti-social if he doesn't get immediate gratification

I can't transcribe this message because after he yelled JUST SMOKE WEED YOU CRAZY SLUNT HE HE HE he delved into a number of obscenities and threatening what I can only assume to be domestic abuse (he profusely stressed that it was "just a joke you stupid baby" but I'm pretty concerned). You don't need to stay with someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart. I hear davroth is available and from what I can tell he would be a good loving husband to you.

Robby wanted me to transcribe this message to you: eyyyyyyy dat's my thallie keep that stuff in the bedroom though you crazy broad HE HE HE im comin over after my shift at the fish plant IT STINKS AND I AM VERY RILED UP ABOUT IT i worked two days so my mom would get off my back hah i got the doritos for supper though i made like two hunred bucks so im set after i get the weed tell ur gramma she owes me weed also that slunt sed shed give me it for mowing her lawn it doesnt matter if you did it first she promised

That sucks man. What could she possibly do though? Not to doubt the very real threat, but just to reassure you. College should be a very different experience for you, depending on what she actually did I mean. I know it's similar in a way to high school but I'm positive you'll be safe from any sociopaths. Just be yourself in spite of everything and the truth will always come out--and if it doesn't, the people who like you for you (because you're being yourself) will stick by you no matter what others say.

B I G B I T C H

Hey man just like use this to fuel your passion. You now have this interesting dillema that will make your life feel more meaningful because if you still get by in spite of your EX-FRIEND then you like double-succeed basically pretend your life is art

Thala likes it when i go to her house without permission and bring my friend Robert Burgless and him and I both take up the majority of her bed and use her wii u playing smash brothers until Burgless gets mad after losing for the fourth time as side-b-only Charizard and spills Mountain Dew on her Wii U and then continues to proclaim it was an accident and then finally that he was 'just kidding' until he gets kicked out and Thala asks at length if she was too mean for kicking him out and after two hours of painstaking reassurings I kick myself out

I know that exciting/apprehensive feel. You've got this duuuuude

Depends exactly what you like about that big boy

i a m n o w s i n g l e a m n o w s i n g l e

a song for leaving a terrible place in one piece (by me!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAND perform?

Could you ask him if he'd reconsider if I write an acoustic ballad?