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yeah gee whiz angie her name is cathy/ronald mcdonald/triple double d
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1 minute ago, CatCakey said:
Don't call me that then otherwise those crumpets are gonna be stuffed so fast down your throat you won't ever be able to dislodge them
H O T
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Cathy is a dog is a Ronald McDonald is a angie cakes username ripoff is a bad show enjoyer is our newest member is a loving person to all of us
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2 minutes ago, AsthmaticPegasus said:
o-oh, right. I havent done that in awhile too...
-gets tea tray and pulls a few essentials from his bag of holding, including Davvy's 'special' tea-
You kinda missed out but I'm basically allowed a small, insignificant-to-the-point-of-there-being-no-taste, albeit-still-symbolically-important amount of coffee within all of my beverages. Or i'll like, seize you dude xDDDDDDDDD
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You're forgetting though that my REAL stories were all when I was fifteen and hopped up on teenager asshole hormones.Which, still, are all pretty terrible (like that time I crashed a relay for life and hid in the bushes and screamed about how much I loved cancer) but I'd like to think we all learn from our mistakes. I did even worse things, at younger ages.
SPOILER ALERT: I used to poop in diapers
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LET'S GET IT PEGASUS WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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So far all of Thala's recounts of 'embarrassing stories' have been "remember that time you had a lot of fun with actual friends wow you're so lame I WISH I WERE YOU NASTY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TAKE ME BAACK"
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You forgot to mention that it culminated in an Attila-only game
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it was five nights at freddys 4 you dingus and that was objectively hilarious
also that's like saying I sucked at eating my own poop
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Thala's legs are pretty nice so you should use those, or get her to wall twerk to Brave As A Noun. It apparently made my first ex girlfriend jealous so that's definitely something
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYY PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Before we get this well under way, I'd like to goad Thala to continue chastising me so that she has someone to sperg out on, thereby distracting her from ruining it.
Regarding cheap beer, you guys should drink Oland's beer if you don't care about beer but still want a little bit of class, but if you want cost-effectiveness you should buy Colt 45, or any other sort of malt liquor AKA welfare beer which is the stuff most peoples' parents in cape breton buy instead of food for their babies/drugs for their boyfriend
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MY STAND IS 'COMIN' ON STRONG' by me and it's a self-buff that powers me up until I ascend into Godhood (which is a gross dying baby), but ALSO is a gross joke about my flirting habits which is my fear of doing JUST THAT.
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FilthyFrank is kind of more anti-edge though? Like yeah it's overtly offensive but it's so stupid and self-deprecating that the real joke is that he's saying and doing that and you're uncomfortable because you don't know how to feel (if you're fourty).
So in this context it's more edgy to say what you did then talk ironically about FilthyFrank being your 'Stand'
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1 minute ago, Cathalos said:
stupid het
jesus christ this needs to be my new title
@Rosewind make it happen please~~!
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I can't walk that line thala does where she can like hit the right notes of offensiveness but still make it clear it's like a joke
THALA I'M WEAK I THINK YOU'RE COOL PLEASE DON'T HAVE YOUR FEELINGS HURT AHHHHH
5 minutes ago, Cathalos said:this thread and the people in it made me an emo gay failure. I lost all my real friends and then I lost all my friends in here, and all that's left is the shell of happiness that I could have had twice, but threw away for the birds in the bush both times.
SHELL PARTYI USED TO BE A SPIDER-MAN
I USED TO BE A COWBOY FROM HELL
BUT NOT ANYMORE
NOW I'M JUST A CLAM
AND I LIVE INSIDE THIS SHELL,
INSIDE THIS SHELL
I AM
GODDAMN I HATE MY BRAIN
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Maybe if you woulda beat me for realises not a-la Ass Ketchup things could've been different, but alas, I never truly thought of you as cool.
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"If I beat you at civ will you think I'm cool?" --Thallie, love-stricken broad, so into me that she's practically in-utero
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12 minutes ago, Davroth said:
time tick ticks..
..away
TIME IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGS
WATCH IT COUNT DOWN TO THE END OF THE DAY
THE CLOCK TICKS LIFE AWAY
it's so unreal
DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW
WATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
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cinnamon toast crunch doesn't have a man you dingus. No wonder you couldn't play the ICS strategy effectively
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Pretty much every girl I've gotten a SWEET DATE with so far has been beaten by me at some sort of game so I guess that's my secret. Sorry I got you so bad thallie come play civ with daddy tonight and I'll maybe give you some hot tips
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I wouldn't stress too much about Thala; she's trying to not only validate herself in a universe that has me in it, but also be Nasty's next Broad Bragfest. The past few months have been a drawn-out tsundre campaign that she's launched in order to deal with her insane crush on me--mostly completely due to the fact that I beat her at video games
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What keeps us here together is a shared misery and toxic hope that our time spent will someday, through whatever means, be worthwhile.
Last post wins
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Well you said you didn't like Ronald McDonald even though the whole thread voted on it!