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Posts posted by Apolline Allura
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*punches Fawkes*
Wise the heck up!
You are Fawkes!
You are the lord of all that is Chaos!
And you will not die this easily!
"DAMN SKIPPY, AND IF YOU DO DIE, THERE WILL BE NO MORE CRUMBLY CAKE, AND NO MORE APPLEBUCKING!"
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*pressing keys repeatedly in an homage to hollywood hacking*
"Fawkes, we are in mortal danger. Please leave."
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*facehoofs*
"How about who cares with a side, get the hellfire outt here!"
FUSION REACTORS REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS
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*smacks Colton thrice about the head*
"You've initiated my counter-doomsday paranoia trap! We are all dead unless you all get out of here, and I remain behind to prevent the explosion from reaching the other forums!"
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*in a state of shock, wanders over to Colton*
"Do..you have any IDEA WHAT YOU"VE DONE?"
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Yeah, just you two......*pushes button*
*beep*
Just you two >:3
"It would seem that someone wishes to test the master of doomsday plots, unprepared. Colton, whatever it is you've set into motion, it will not save you."
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"We'll fetch him a glass of apple cider later. Right now, it's just me and you, Fawkes..."
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*hugs Fawkes*
*knocks Colton from throne*
"Sorry Colton. One waifu only. Now, Fawkes, what vexes you, my sweet?"
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"Colton, what are you getting at? I'm fine. I just want to know what has Fawksy all a dither."
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"Fawksy? What troubles you dear?"
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"What's that supposed to mean? I'm perfectly fine now that me and my dearest Fawkes are reunited. What with all the applebucking that's been going down, I don't even have time for a doomsday plot for you ponies!"
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"Coma? What is this? Black Ops?"
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I'm totally expecting to put in a lot more work on this, but to get it out from early this morning was a herculean effort alone.
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Name: Cutlass (a.k.a Robbin Hood)
Age: Middle Aged Mare
Species: Earth Pony
Pelt Color: Sandy White
Mane/Tail Color & Style: Jet black curled mane, laid over the left side of her face. A messily long jet black tail with an azure
streak in the center.
Appearance Notes: Due to her status as a wanted mare, she wears a silvery grey cloak that covers most of her body, save for her legs, where a little room is left for manuvering. She also wears a hood, but often wears it down.
Eye Color: Maroon
Cutie Mark: A jolly roger skull with two crossed cutlasses. (A brand mark featuring the letter "D" is healed over the mark).
Physique: A powerful and filled out frame, backed by strong, thin legs and little weight around her center.
Origin: Seasaddle Bay
Roleplay Type: FiM/Show Roleplay
Occupation: Highwaymare
Motivation: Atoning for nearly twenty years of villainy.
Likes: Swords (particularly cutlasses), peace and quiet, but paradoxically enough, music.
Dislikes: Finanical inadequacy (i.e. being broke), hypocrites (with delusions of not being hypocritical), violence against
innocents, sloppy work, darkness.
Character Summary: Raised on Seasaddle Bay, Cutlass grew up as the only foal to a pair of poor highwayponies that taught her their ways, wanting their skills to be a legacy. She was raised on the beilief of having more is simply in need of more, to be in simpatico with one's greed. If one could steal from the RIGHT pony at the RIGHT time and feel good about it, was the order of HER universe. The code her parents raised her by told her to never steal from those who couldn't afford it, never to harm anyone unless in self defense, and that in order to accept it all, she had to be somewhat detached from connections outside the family. Her mother taught her espionage, and her father taught her how to defend herself with a blade. She fell in love with a particular family of swords during her training; oddly enough to her namesake, cutlasses. Transfixed by the beauty of the cutlass, she dedicated the rest of her training to becoming a master of the weapon, which earned her her cutie mark when she could go hoof-to-hoof with both her parents at same time with one. Cutlass' parents became immensely proud as she grew in skill in both stealth and combat. On her fourteenth birthday she was challenged by her father to a no-holds barred match.
Sure that she would lose, she declined. But her father was relentless in egging her on and eventually her pride drove her to accept. During the fight, he made a particularly obivous blunder so that he had found himself on the end of her sword. Cutlass was devastated as father began to tell how proud he was of her growth and that if she wanted to live, then she would carry on their profession. Unsure of exactly what that meant, she was not give much time for repose, when a cadre of assassins appeared at her home, having already taken down her mother. The leader, a black stallion named Dutch proclaimed that her parents had left her with a staggering debt, and that if she couldn't pay it, they would do her in too. Cutlass, surrounded by enemies had no other recourse but to beg for time. Dutch accepted her offer and branded her on her cutie mark claiming ownership of her life.
For ten years straight, she ran across Equestria, stealing from everypony and anypony she could get bits worth her time out of. Dutch had even circulated a nickname for her in lieu of the reports of theft in various places across Equestria; "Robbin Hood", because she would often end up in neighborhoods to steal from the poor as well as the rich, breaking the code her parents taught her just to survive.She came upon many of Equestria's dangers as well, never knowing where her next meal would come from, she had to learn the behavioral patterns of the land, as well as much of the flora and fauna to survive in extended travel. Her greatest adversary came in the form of a fully-grown Manticore, which gave her a harder fight than any soldier, assassin or guard could. Encounters against the dangers of the land would serve to sharpen her skills as time went on. Eventually, she managed to bring all the bits to Dutch, and he allowed her to live. However, Cutlass was not content with just that. Her whole life had been defined by stealing from ponies who couldn't afford to live in poverty and she would not let it go unpunished.
Broke and peniless, she set off to Canterlot, ready to mount a siege on Dutch's hideout. She had planned her revenge for years on end, and decided that the only way to take his army on was with one of her own. Canterlot was full of dignitaries, but mercenaries weren't hard to find by any stretch of the imagination, as most of them were former officers in the Old Guard, and veterans of the Royal Equestrian Army. Cutlass figured she'd hire some muscle to keep his ground forces busy, and descend to his floor and exact the revenge she'd been awaiting a decade for. In order to hire, she needed coin, and though she had grown tired and disgusted with herself, she merely resovled herself to one last act of villainy, for she was aware that her life was forfeit anyway, given that she took relatively little time to atone for her sins. Cutlass secretly hoped that she would meet her end after finishing off Dutch; the life she had led to keep alive was not worth living to her. The home she had chosen to rob belonged to a veteran of the Royal Equestrian Army named Steelwalt. She didn't know she had the unfortunate luck of trying to steal a sack of bits from a pony that despised those with her occupation, making a living by taking from others, and an alert old coot to boot. Though an elderly mare, she was unlike any opponent Cutlass had ever faced, and managed to defeat her through unarmed combat. Steelwalt, having subdued the highwaymare, was paused in her summoning of the guard when Cutlass attempted to leap from her window of her tower, but not Steelwalt grabbed her by her tail and yanked her back in, saving her life. At that point, Cutlass broke down. Her entire life, finally culminating with her being thrown in prsion? She couldn't accept that, and Steelwalt asked her to recount what it was that was so horrible that she would attempt to end her own life. After having given Steelwalt the (abridged) version of her life, the elder mare took pity and took her in.
For ten more years, she lived with Steelwalt and assisted in her day-to-day life. Never having truly experienced company beyond that of her parents, she remained somewhat cold and aloof. Something that Steelwalt wouldn't tolerate, and they would often argue with one another, but what started as a guardianship based on pity, turned into a vitrolic friendship. Cutlass, for the first time in her life, finally had a friend. Eventually, she decided on initiating a change in her life, for the greater good; ready to put back into the world what she took from it, and so much more. Though unsure about the best method to go about it, occasionally she travels back to cites that she has wronged, studying them in order to figure out how best she can put her talents to use, as well as preventing othe ponies from becoming victims of the same crimes she herself perpetrated. More recently, she has decided to take a holiday in Stalliongrad for the winter, with Steelwalt accompaning her and is currently en route. Cutlass wishes to bury the memory of her parents who met there and moved to Seasaddle Bay before they had her.
Though she still knows that Dutch is at large, her survival and cunning have given him reason to stay away. A small part of her wants to shut his operation down and take her vengeance. But life with Steelwalt has tempered her with the knowledge of knowing that she will not be used anymore, nor will she be harmed by Dutch. The former highwaymare wants nothing more than to die honorably and peacefully, with the knowledge that she has lived life for the greater good.
She remains one of the most wanted highwaymares in Equestria.
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"It's the weekend! Us ponies have worked so hard, whether it was work or school, and there's a new ep today! That's ground for a party right there!"
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"Oh you poor thing!"
*hugs Penumbra*
"Just calm down, everything'll be alright soon. We'll have a party for finally reaching the weekend!"
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*contented sigh*
"We both totally needed that...
Now... I do believe I have an am post ripe for the conquest."
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While that is technically true, I think that the lack of Twilight Sparkle is more of a symptom of the real problem. In Season 1, Twilight and Twilight only wrote the letters to Princess Celestia, which forced the writers to make the mane six interact. In order for the shows formula to work, Twilight had to know what her friends were up to whereas now each character can be dealt with in complete isolation from the rest of the cast (eg the last two Rainbow Dash episodes minus a couple of very superficial exchanges). Now that any one can write a letter to Celestia, the writers don't have to deal with friendship at all.
I remember some people saying that the change in the letter writing was a good thing because it allowed the writers more freedom, but I feel that it has only allowed the writers the freedom to write stories abouts individuals and cut the friendship out of the show. It's just easier to write about one character than two, three, four, five or six so it's inevitable that the writers would take the easy option when the show's formula no longer forces them to make the characters interact.
And for as much sense as that makes, we've all came up with Twilight. She was such a major component in the show that discarding her to the point of not even seeing her in an episode, let alone giving her three to four lines of dialouge is simply alien. While I do appreciate that she doen't have to be the glue holding the mane six together anymore, I can't deny the fact that she's been shortchanged for her time. Maybe it's the writers keeping her low profile to prevent people from deriding her as a sue, but either way, everyone who's been down from S1 through S2 has some degree of care for the little purple filly.
And in the name of redundancy most high, I post my likes and dislikes of the season as well
Likes!
- ALL of the insanity that was LESSON ZERO, as nothing will ever top it...
- ...save for Luna Eclipsed which included this gem that I often recite to myself before bursting into laughter:
Luna: TWILIGHT SPARKLE HAS SPOKEN OF THE SWEETNESS OF THY VOICE! WE ASK THOU TEACHEST US TO SPEAK AS THOU SPEAKEST!
Fluttershy (terrified): Okay...
Luna: SHALL OUR LESSONS BEGIN?
Fluttershy: Okay...
Luna: SHALL WE MIMIC THY VOICE?
Fluttershy: Okay....
Luna: HOW IS THIS?
Fluttershy: Perfectlessonover.
-Sisterhooves Social, a rather heartwarming, if not hilarious affair.
-DISCORD.
-Tank, the gangsta turtle.
-Mare Do Well, the pony version of Anon.
Dislikes....
-DISCORD BEING TAKEN AWAY.
-Less Twilight Sparkle.
-A bit of...squriming as far as Rainbow Dash's characterization.
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*tackles Fawkes into apple orchard*
"I'll get to it Noedig! I just gotta to take care of some...unfinished business."
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*weeping*
"Oh Fawkes! I didn't mean to end up in slumber with Penumbra! I just fell asleep cause he gave me a friendship hug after my nuclear meltdown was diffused in my last ditch attempt to win this game! Come with me! Let us make up in the apple orchard, just like we used to! I made you lemon crumbly cake too..."
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*rubs eyes*
"Oh...I fell asleep in Penumbra's arms didn't I?"
*back to sleep in Penumbra's loving grasp*
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I'd to see if Blaze Bright could get a-
*looks up*
Holy crap. Never mind.
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*arrives to intact thread*
"Motherf-...WHO GOT RID OF MY NUKE MELT?"
*snarls before tossing mane to the side*
"It's alright. I have more. After all. None of you can kill me in single combat. I believe I'm going to have to do this the old-fashioned way..."
*charges headfirst into Penumbra*
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Actually I was wondering what was taking Apolline so long with the darned reactor meltdown
Actually I was wondering what was taking Apolline so long with the darned reactor meltdown
"Dramatic effect, Colton. Now if you don't mind, I'll be taking my leave. I'll be back to pick up your charred and disfigured pelts from the grounds of this forum game battlefield. Fawkes, your crumbly cake is in the fridge. I made it strawberry this time."
*gets away in only escape pod*
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*moar hollywood hacking*
"I require tissue and a chalkboard."