MagicBolt

All of this englishness is making my american itch.

Time to go do something manly and innovating that doesn't involve drinking tea.

May Badminton suit you tastes my dear?

YOu mock my way of life....

but...tha....that..ok..I..still..love...you...

Care to join us?

*ruffles mustache irritably*

*ruffles mane impatiently*

*ruffles eyebrows angrily*

It tis the hat that makes the pony, my dear sir~

The top hat is all that really matters. The pony is simply a quaint accessory~ >:3

BUT QUITE RIGHT.

It is time for tea~

And...

AND....

AND ECLAIRS.

ECLAIRS FOR EVERYPONY.

*flings eclairs everywhere. EVERYWHERE*

PONY PLEASE!!

What can anypony expect of the Prole but this barbarity!

I Shall simply drink my dear Earl Grey with just English Muffin.

THIS pony knows how things are done around here~ >:3

SIR, although your pedigree may be exceedingly laced with the extraordinary dullness of the English peoples, my OWN pedigree is laced with the endlessly undulating emotions of the line of the Hatta~

My blood is spiked with a cocktail of hat-making mercury and crystallized caramel.

You may wear the hopelessly hedonistic headgear...

But I am its crafter, sir.

It is... teehee... in my blood~ >:3

Tought you may exceed on the deed of mannufacturing such edonistic and fabulous headwear I must say that I am the one that uses it, while you remain as the prole whose blood only purpose is to make me My Hats sir.

I Thanx thee and thy god for the creation of such fabulous hat. But if you insist on this discussion i shall make my guards defenestrate you out of the establishment

EDIT FOR NEW NINJA REPLIES IGNORE THIS

Im out of creative juice, wat do here.

Hey guys any rper or writer here

I love this androgynous pony...

I LOVE THIS ANDROGYNOUS PONY

SO

VERY

MUCH

/)^3^(\

I Wuv you too.

Wait a second.... something's different since I was last here.....

But I can't put my finger on it.....

I think somebody has a stock of art piled away that they pull out when they need it U^U

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...

...

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I already lost my spot as cutest to derpeh and my spot of baker to fried chicken from KFC

O Noez! My secre... Im a Artopus

ANGIE.

LOOKIT DIS PONY.

He's just rainin' arts down all over the place.

IT'S LIKE HE HAS EIGHT HANDS.

HES AN ARTOPUS.

I think someponys tryin' ta take your place as resident artist >:3

What about it?

but, Angie wins at life, so that has to count for something

THE. GAME.

Thanx, i expected nothing less.

TPBM Ponies poni poni pony.

It Is ~ ♥

Back from dinner... What'd I miss?

That i won.