Free2001

Hey guys, what do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

A rectangle is a square, but a square is not a rectangle.Bow before my superior intellect of basic shapes!

The following statement is true The previous statement is false Your mind = blown

Heading into town Clock Works looked around happily and smiled 'So this is Ponyville... Wonder what I should I do first...'. Strolling past several colorful buildings and eventually into the market place. Having normally kept to himself up in his clock tower most of the time, he hardly knew his way around Canterlot, let alone a town he had never even seen until now. But this didn't matter, he came to Ponyville to meet new ponies and to see what life has to offer, other then clocks and watches, and he was determined to make his first impression in Ponyville, a great one, now if only there was somepony to make his first impression on.

I've changed anything referring to Clock being the only mechanic to him just being a mechanic.

Greeting Candlemare! I welcome you to the mystical land of Canterlot! I'm sure you will have a great time here, as the community is friendly and great! I hope you enjoy your time here, enjoy your stay!

One time I was pulled over for slight speeding, when the officer look at me in my car he saw my Rainbow Dash T-Shirt and says "...Pinkie Pie?" I reply "Rainbow Dash" I then gave him a brohoof and got out of a speeding ticket.

I'm back a bit early because my girlfriend got sick and threw up on the floor. I'm sorry I couldn't get shirts to all of you guys, but I did manage to hand them out to the Mane 6 voice actors that were there and a few out to random people. I enjoyed what I got to see and do and my girlfriend did to. (Now to wait for the next BroNYCon with Lauren Faust) Oh and DashieInTheDark, I took that picture but on my girlfriend's camera, I'll ask for the camera so I can post them here

"Never think 'What can you do for me?' but rather 'What can I do for you?" -Me

"Friendship is a horizon -- which expands whenever we approach it" -My Grandfather's last words

Almost ready to go, my girlfriend is coming to pick me up now, I will use a portable Wi-Fi device thing, so I will keep you guys updated using my custom Rainbow Dash I-Phone. Seeya there guys!

Greetings BlackJack! I hope you have the best of times here in Canterlo and enjoy the kind and friendly community as much as I have!

Sure thing, if I have any left I would love to send to one!(I finished the sign )

Would you like a Shirt? I have plenty

I asked for lots of snow (Im paid based on how much I plow and how fast) and I dont know about you, but I am getting some snow here

Okay, if you know of any others that are going and would like a shirt, please tell me so I can set them apart from the others to give to them, I still have 10 Rainbow Dash shirts and 5 Pinkie Pie shirts (Not counting the ones i'm giving to you and to Heartmend and his wife).

I'll give you a shirt too, Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie?

Don't google yourself to death, if you cant find it you can't find it. (No one watches the news here, its no suprise its not on youtube )

If I see you and your wife I'll be sure to give you two some Rainbow Dash T-Shirts (Or would you like another pony?)

Pegusi are very sensitive, try asking a bit kinder, it worked for me