CobaltFlare

Iron Maiden- Wasted Years

When do you work next?

pfftlol. Never.

When did you buy your first MLP item? (Shirt, toy, pinkie pie snuggle pillow, ect.)

No.

And Yes, Cheese Pants is me.

It's an inside joke.

Everybody on IRC is a friggin whiner.

"OMG WE CAN'T WATCH IT"

While I post a livestream.

OMG, Angie. Thanks for the livestream.

And this is why I have a laptop. owo

And a DVR, just in case.

Goddamnit. Slow poster is slow.

Hey. Hey guys. Guess what I'm eating?

...Cupcakes. >:3

Beep beep!

I'm a racecar!

BEE BEE!

I'm a bee.

I love desktop ponies.

Celestia is playing ping-pong with Luna for my enjoyment.

I am a god.

DO NOT TAKE "EARTH-B-GONE" IF YOU ARE PREGNANT OR SUFFER FROM HEART PROBLEMS

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE DIARRHEA, HEART PAINS, AND SLIGHT CHANCE OF TOTAL ANNIHILATION.

I said blow up earth, not kill ponies. Pfft.

That's just a side-effect.

.....Ouch...

*Takes Apolline off my neck*

That wasn't very nice now was it?

*Punches Apolline*

DUN YOU PUNCH MY EVIL WORLD-DESTROYING MISTRESS. >:C

Really. Because some of us were talking about making celebration pictures for page 1000

That's too bad. I hope you have explosion proof computers. :U

You can still join Allura and I to help bring about the coming of Equestria.

JSYK

Page 1000 here we come.

At page 1000 the death cannon fires and blows up Earth.

Allura, have you been naughty while I was gone? >:c

We can't destroy Earth and bring about the rise of Equestria if you keep killing ponies.

Fuzzy handcuffs.

Kinky.

Probably from Fawkes's personal stash. owo

:<

Anyway... What is everypony up to?

Guess who's school doesn't have canterlot.com blooooooooocked!

PFFT, after Hasbro manned up and took the episodes off of YouTube, I could care less about it.

Oh, and I may or may not be torrenting CS4 photoshop. Take THAT, government!

OH CRAP GUYS I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

IF SOPA PASSES. EVERY LAST BRONY SITE WILL BE SHUT DOWN.

OH DEAR CELESTIA PLEASE DON'T LET IT PASS.

I thought she was a toaster?

:<

Well...I hate to say it but...

Goodnight guys

Good night!

Dun let the parasprites bite!

(Or they will eat you alive. Alive.)