hatakraa

Simple. Tie them to a chair and walk randomly around the room. Every so often, slap them as hard as you can upside their head. Then make some coffee and toss it into their face and pour the rest onto their clothes. Then just to screw with them, when they are about to fall asleep, lean in close to their ear and start screaming like a banshee while shaking the chair violently. Also have two water bottles. One boiling, one freezing. Every so often spray them with one, and then with the other.

Finally, tie the chair to a car and drive incredibly slowly over a dirt road. Scraping them badly.

I'm not on there???!!!!

*determined to be MUCH MORE NAUGHTY in 2012*

hey, put down the cupcakes. we don't need another cupcake war.

Clockwork Orange. This is by FAR my absolute favorite movie. It starts off with a terrible punk who rapes, beats and destroys everything around him. He get's locked up for murder, and to get out of it early, he agrees to experiments which takes away his free will, which makes it so every time he has a violent impulse, he gets so sick he can barely stand. They then throw him back into the world, where he becomes a outlet for the people who he wronged's rage.

Simply brilliant.

Hello there, nice to meet you! Here have a cake!

I am deafly afraid of needles to the point where I couldn't even give blood due to it.I need to see the needle to be able to deal with it. But not seeing it *shudders*.

I also am afraid of heights to the point where after twenty feet I freak out. It's to the point where I tried to get off a roller coaster while it was going. Those things scare the hell out of me.

Also deafly afraid of any flying bugs. Especially bees. I have gotten stung in the eyes multiple times by those little *bleep*ers!!!

Yes I am a guy. Yes I am 20 years old; but I will still admit to being scared.

I have never been the type to be embarassed. The point being I will go to any extreme for a joke. Case and point, I did this to my hair just to see the looks I would get from my family.

Needless to say, I made my brother wet himself with laughter.

Hey there! *gives you coffee and cupcakes* Welcome to the herd my fellow brony. be sure to glomp EoL Pinkie. It's a local custom.

Hi everypony, hatakraa here. I am writing a book and I am just starting it up. Still working with the plot but I got a rough first chapter near to completion(it's not done yet) but I thought I would post it up here and get some opinions on it. It's going to be called Bittersweet Violin. So if anyone would be nice enough to give opinions and constructive criticism, I would be more than grateful.

Chapter Zero

The year was 1834 in Bran, Transylvania. It was a dark night where the wind was singing of the horrors it encountered. The rain was falling that night like tears as if they were slowing down with every second passed. The glass window, beautifully escaping the rain that night, gasped for a drink with every creak. There were two dark figures, each with a glass of blood and fangs which were close in colour to bleached ivory.

“We must not allow such an offense upon ourselves! A church, on our lands? Surely they will try to destroy us. We must force our perfect wills upon them before their “God” demands our destruction!”

“My brother, just because you share our fathers’ name, does not make you the speaker of his will. Calm your mind Vlad.”

Vlad then twisted his view sharply from the window to his brothers’ eyes. “Do not presume that you can guide my hand Dragos, I am still your elder by 5 years. Your foolish compassion for mankind has led you astray into calming the thunder strikes that must be shot down onto the weak.” Grabbing his brother by the collar and pushing him against the wall. “Then do not presume to know your enemy, my dear brother. You do not know whether they are protestant or catholic. Nor do you know the flock of this church and their plans. If you rush into battle without knowing the battlefield, you are fooling yourself into believing in a false victory. Calm yourself brother. Time will show us all.” Letting go and walking back to his seat, he grabbed his cup and took a sip.

“Dragos, why must you always play the fool? This compassion will lead you to your destruction.”

“And your warlike nature, your own.”

Finishing his glass, he walked to the window and stared down at the village at the bottom of the hill. “We have a bigger enemy on our doorstep brother. This Order of the Dragon. I hear they will do whatever their “God” tells them to do, even if it be to murder people in their sleep. How cowardly must they be to do such a thing?” Joining his brother at the window, Vlad finished his glass and set it down.

“They are not a threat Dragos, they are but foolish men. And men can be turned or destroyed. Now my little brother, we have a ball to attend this fine night, we should dare not miss it; for all the finest drink and women will be there.”

“Finest drink indeed” he said as he chuckled and walked with his brother down the corridor to the main ball room. A young man, around the age of 17 with the deepest red eyes singing around their blue center came around the corner holding his mask. The mask itself was a spectacle in and of itself. A emotion of each side to cover the head completely. Made of human skin it dripped tears which dared not fall from the mask. “Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, what are you doing up here. I thought I told you not to bother Dragos and I.” “Father, mother asked me to bring you to the ball, she is anxious to see the dance of the blades that you arrange every 50 years. I’m a little anxious as well.

Hi there! It's very nice to meet you! And on a side note I cheated on skyrim tonight with assassin's creed revelations. Don't tell her okay? She is a very jealous game.

Oh hi skyrim, I didn't see you there............Crap

Hi there dovahshy I just have one thing to say to you.

....DOVAHSHY DOVAHSHY

NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN

WAH DEIN VOKUL MAHFAERAAK AHST VAAL

AHRK FIN NOROK PAAL GRAAN

FOD NUST HON ZINDRO ZAAN

DOVAHSHY FAH HIN KOGAAN MU DRAAL

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Thanks Armony! What flavor of cookie would you like?

Wow I really found a great place to meet people, everyone is so nice here. *gives everypony a hug* >_> I see someone avoiding the hug......GLOMP HIM!!!

I love how hyper you are. You are going to be fun to hang with!

On a side note I'm trying out the chat room at top right of the home page, pretty sweet. And may I say that your hyper pinky pie sig is awesome.

I would love a cupcake Aerie. And I'm sure that we will get along fine stars. *hands everyone cookies and milk*

Aerie if I may ask, what is ASL?

Why thank you Aerie! by the way I love these smileys. hehehe. Getting back on topic, It's great to meet you Aerie! *hands you a peanut butter cookie*

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Hey everypony! How are you all doing today? I am hatakraa. I have been looking for a brony community for a while and I am thinking that this might just be the one to do it. I think the best way to describe me is half insane cool guy, and half total nerd. I hope that I can have a lot of fun here and make a couple of friends.