DuskShores

Super Hostile - Nightmare Realm v3.0

Setting up the server for my son and his friend to play SMP on minecraft for a youtube series(Didn't actually work.)

To unicorn nerds(AKA Twilight Sparkle)

"You Brain Drain!)

LOL,NO.

Just got a new laptop,Plus BT Infinity.(Typical that Infinity 2 comes out right after I bought the original infinity.)

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

SPACE!

SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

I'll watch the rest of the episodes,then play skyrim to the end,and start on arena,daggerfall,morrowind and oblivion.

If I finish all of that before season three,I'll weep a lot,and work on what I was supposed to be doing tonight.

I'm trying to remember what happened in september.

*calls the ambiguously gay duo*

*Two Ponies crash through a random window*

"Look,It's the Ambiguously Gay Duo."

Mmmh?

And what precisely do your friends insinuate? ;3

They insinuate that one time when Fluttershy needed me to help with one of Angel's children,that they thought that we were doing unspeakable things

I ALWAYS WAIT UNTIL THE THIRD DATE!

By fire be purged, friends.

Order will be restored.

Fawkes, my dearest brother... You do the opposite of what I wish.

You say you're a madman... A Madconequess...

I say you're wrong. We're all mad. Even me, the holder of Order.

But that doesn't stop me from doing my job.

Fawkes, my brother.

You are a good god.

Fawkes, my brother.

Your skills, I applaud.

Fawkes, my brother.

From tooth and nail I clawed.

Fawkes, my brother.

The world will be awed.

Fawkes, my brother.

It will be seen abroad.

Fawkes, my brother.

The world... I will defraud.

/bows

Your chaos shall not consume me.

It will all else, but not me.

I am the Imperium to your Chaos.

I am the Hallow to your Corruption.

I am the Spartans to your Persians.

I am your brother, yet your opposite...

So...

I offer you...

A hand in alliance.

So you are, so you are... :I

WELL!

I'll let Angikin's immortal words speak for me here...

Lol, no.

Ntrly.

For me at least, it's a combination of the username and the avatar.

You've got Fluttershy in there so that kinda throws a feminine vibe on you...

Then with DuskShores I think of Sapphire Shores, that fashionista/designer pony chick... :I

BUT YEAH.

My bad~ :3

EDIT: Annnnnnd NINJA'D >:I

Naww,I consider Fluttershy as a good friend...Nothing more...No matter what some of our friends...Insinuate..

Also,I have no Idea why,I just used this pony name generator thing and it came up with that.

(Warning,contains...Pewdiepie,need I say more?)

What I don't understand,is what I did that makes people think I'm a girl...(Except when I discuss MLP in public.)

Dusk has an awesome P song, does she? ;3

IM A MALE BRONY.

I really wish somepony would post O on abc music.

" 'Hello my man!' I say to the man behind the counter.He's like 'Oh,Simon!You've returned!Oh,What cheese can I help you with today?'I'm like, 'Oh,let me think,oh...' I'm browsing this amazing selection of cheese that's on offer" "My mouth is watering." "And I say, 'Can I have a mature Irish Cheddar please.'And he's like, 'Oh,excellent choice Simon,Oh Excellent.'And he cuts off a bit of it and I'm like 'No No,can I have a little bit more than that please.'He's like 'Oh,certainly Simon' And he cuts another bit off and I say 'No No,Can I have a little bit more.'He's like 'Oh Certainly,and he..he gets a cheese wire and he cuts a little bit more.Then I say 'Acutally,just..FORGET IT.If you can't do it right,BUCK OFF.' " "HaHaHaHaHa"

"Hello good sir.I have heard tale that you like music.Is this true?"

SMILE!

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

JOHN MADDEN!

I think my brain just exploded.

I loathe temporal mechanics.

Once there was a pony gifted with an unusual talent that made him able to do something that made his entire naval fleet giggle endlessly. This pony was known as Neighsayer the Insufferable, because he was very strict when it came to making generalized statements. He would gallop around the local orphanage for many hours correcting the language of the little colts and fillies who would make baseless sweeping statements in regards to the Princesses.

One day, while he was putting on his sailor costume, he was visited by a manticore wearing a top hat.

"I'm the most dashing manticore in all of the Kingdom!"

"Oh really? And how can you prove such preposterous claims!?" he responded.

The manticore then replied: "Well I'm fabulous, and I have a top hat."

Neighsayer scoffed, pulling out his clipboard.

"You being fabulous is a ridiculously baseless generalized statement! Also fabulous is a very subjective word" he said.

This made the manticore very huffy.

"Feh!" He scoffed. Then clawed Neighsayer's face. "Now you made me ruin my appetite! And I had a very important lunch date today too. I was going to meet Hoity Toity and Photo Finish for high tea and croissants. NOW I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT YOUR BRAIN!"

"Woa there!" said Neighslayer, "No need to act like a barbaric Griffon! And I thought you were going to paint my fingernails like you did at that one sleepover!"

The manticore sighed and then started tearing up and said "Look, I'm sorry, but I can't... I lost my skill at beautiful fingernail polishing... can you teach me...?"

Neighslayer looked up with rainbows in his eyes and was all like " OF COURSE! COME HERE MY PAL! I WILL STROKE THY NAILS WITH ELEGANCE! Pink or perrywinkle??"

"Nevermind, I'm actually just hungry for some peanutbutter."

So then the manticore made his way into Neighslayer's kitchen

Where he had No peanutbutter.

YO DAWG

I HERD U LIKE MUSIC.

where