shyshy

PONI SOX

what makes you think that? they're socks. you put them on your feet. and then rub them on the ground all day. or the inside of your shoes. which is stinky.

you know what? i dont really mind shoes. in the end. its a minor major inconvenience trading off for survival. which i suppose is a good trade. sort of. the real issue here must be SOCKS! what do they do thats so important?

do you just leave poison lying around?

so are shoes then directly connected to survival? what did we do before them?

before shoes i suppose we stepped on poison and died

is that the only issue then?

natural selection. the butterfingers pays with his foot, and that somehow keeps him from passing on his beaker dropping traits. the future generation drops less beakers and people save money by not buying shoes.

how is this not a perfect plan/way of looking at it?

i used to go to the beach a lot.

but i mean in places like schools and everywhere else. pretty sure there aren't any barnacles in safeway.

>kid drops a beaker and it breaks.

>teacher had to clean it up

>glass is sharp

>not wearing shoes: OW MY FOOT

'course my feet are so callused they feel like sandpaper. i can stand ontop a fire pit for (my record time is:) 41 seconds

no. whats the problem with stepping on a barnacle?

well see, barnacles are like filter feeders that live in an armoured shell, but the shell is razor sharp, pointy and jagged. so stepping on them INEVITABLY tears your feet open. believe me, i have stepped on them countless times and my feet are COVERED in scars that will never go away because of stepping on these nasty buggers.

hmm, clever. why do people have to wear shoes?

hypothetically, what would stop you?

would you encourage other people to wear the previously mentioned special hats?

would you wear a hat if it was specially designed not to make your hair un-tidy but still look awesome?

why don't people wear more hats?

does that mean that if i do get the persons support, i can't ask questions anymore?

why am i doing that?

• clairvoyant
  
• psychic
  
• a licensed psychologist
  
• your keeper
  

how should i know?

if i took a guess, it's so you can continue to ask questions

so why haven't i done it already?

are there any potential risks to asking the person?

is it safe?

how do i summon starstorm? and is that safe? it doesn't sound safe.

do you know anyone who might? i need like another 19,998 supporters in order for this one person to agree.

no see, it should mean "to poke someone with a small plastic object" in its verb form. the small plastic object would also become another noun definition for "lemon"

do you support this idea?

why shouldn't lemon be a verb? I think it should be a verb...

why don't people consider fruit pies better than twinkies?

what is better out of random cheesecake or apple pie?

why would you DO THIS TO ME!? i cannot decide!!......apple pie