shyshy

ok. so i was sitting here, stressed that i can't do my homework cuz my friend is incompetent, and people are gonna be really upset if i dont get it done like now. like, now now. then i was like. eh, im gonna watch star trek. which i dont really want to do cuz watching stuff means bedtime, and 7:15 is too early for bedtime! so i was wondering what i was going to do with the next 2 or 3 hours of my life, when you said something here! and i was like "alright, im gonna ask a question" but just before i started my question, i realized that unless it was super long, it would be over in like 30 seconds and i'd be back where i started. so the question is, is there a place i can ask questions and then ask another one right away and have people answer that would keep me as entertained as the ask threads here?

talk to the vets down at the VFW they are lots of fun to ask questions ^w^ and usually nice enough ta answer em

Those sound like some pretty classic games.

Never palyed Quake, but I do recall playing Quake 3 and that is was hilarious and awesome.

Favorite time of day?

sunset. best time ta snuggle my hubby ....IF I HAD ONE

i need new music to listen to! post 1 song a day for everyone to enjoy!

were you excited when i gave you a chance to share the idea?

sorta. i mean, yeah sure, but i didnt get all glee filled and stuff.

do you think about this often? thats a pretty complete answer.

well i had the idea a few years back and have been developing upon it since. there are still a few ideas i can cram in there and some i need to hammer the dents out of, but yeah i like that idea and i think about it alot.

Not sure if somepony already asked this.

Favorite video game?

surprisingly no, no one else asked yet. hard to decide my favorite video game because i dont play alot of video games. but im stuck between 3 games:

1. the original quake (i think it was the nintendo 64)
   
2. Golden Eye 007 (nintendo 64)
   
3. mother 3/earthbound 2 (i think it was on the GBA. i dunno i played it on the computer)
   

overall i think i enjoyed mother 3 overall. it was a very solid and intense story that grasped the attentions of all audiences alike and kept them wanting to finish it.

favorite idea you've ever had that you would like to be made into a video game?

okay i would make a Quake-esque universe where you have power hungry, devouring monsters of eldritch horror from another dimension except imagine we invaded their realm through a series of experiments that allowed humans to delve into the collective subconscious (like in psychonauts)

(like this) and all of the test subjects find 2 doors except one subject who finds 3: you play as this character. the 2 doors are the real world and your inner mind. the 3rd door is the second dimension containing the eldritch horrors. you walk in, remain undetected and you take some relic (as per orders by the scientists. i did neglect to mention they can see into and interrupt your thoughts and what you see. it's kinda like the matrix and psychonauts but with psychological warfare, literally) ad when you take the relic out of their dimension you take it through the door to the real one and it ends up in your hands and the experiment is over. the next day the test subjects are replaced by soldiers who are going into the 3rd world and tearing things apart, fighting a war. you get recruited by a draft, and you join the invasion and in the end you rebel against your own kind and save the monsters from humans, close the rift and ensure this kind of thing never happens again.

good answer. did you find it in a stressful quest for a clever answer or did it just come to you cuz you're awesomely insane?

i just put the two together

ah. i see. (not really). moving on.

if someone goes into the 2012 zombie apocalypse and purges the world of aliens with a potato, is he awesome or insane?

he is awesomely insane

how would you make that work? if it was inside the ceiling it wouldn't serve much of a purpose..

it would still cool the room down dude

would you make them more durable so next time i go over to someones house and i hit someone with a pillow i wont knock out the little thing?

if i integrate it to be concealed within the ceiling that wont be a problem

if you had to somehow redesign the ceiling fan, how would you do so?

i would integrate it so that it was part of the ceiling. i would also give it a dimmer switch based speed adjusting switch.

Now that's a pretty interesting question. And wow, I think that would be one long train ride. :!:

i bet it would be

how much would you be interested on a scale of "barely interested" to "nothing in my life holds any meaning any longer except for this"?

in between

If you were to visit a foreign country for vacation, where would it be?

russia. i wanna ride the trans-siberian rail road

outdated map is outdated

would you be at least interested or would you not care at all?

i would be interested

the situation is that some kid with fairies wished he was always right and then said there were 49 states. as a result, north and south dakota were magically forced to settle their differences and become one big dakota.

in that situation, would you support, oppose, or remain neutral to secession if that was the only legal way to carry out that last part?

neutral

do you support that, discourage it, or remain neutral? or other maybe?

are there other possibilities?

secession? i dunno, depends on the situation. i dont see any other possibility.

what would it take for north and south dakota to become one big dakota?

i dunno, secession?

do you ever get tired of the extra syllable?

nope it sounds lovely

do you pronounce "mam/ma'am" "mam" or "ma'am" and if there is a particular reason, what is it?

i say "ma'am" and its the proper spelling.

if I were to fire an orange out of a potato cannon and hit you in the big toe, how would you react?

would your reaction differ if it somehow made your right ear turn purple?

okay, well if i got hit id probably laugh it off

if my ear turned purple id freak out a little and calm down and head to a hospital.

i see. well, say its function is to look like a plastic duck. which would you rather wield in a zombie apocalypse? plastic duck or rubber duck?

rubber ducky. i'd keep it as company XD

why does its function differ from that of a rubber duck?

ya know, i have no idea...

what exactly is the function of a PLASTIC duck?

to look like a duck :3

ok. ill clarify:

imagine the MLP:FiM song that plays towards teh beginning of the episodes. you are familiar with it, right? good. ok. now imagine someone screaming in pain. good. now imagine them at the same time. ok. the following is the reaction to hearing that sound that you came up with: laughter at how well I thought they sounded together.

assess the acceptablity/normalness of that reaction to that scenario on a scale including the terms "good", "normal", "not abnormal", "Bad" and "very bad."

better?

hm, well i am certainly not a licensed psychologist or psychiatrist but generally that sounds normal to me.

Dear Shyshy,

Long time thread reader, first time thread poster. But my question is thus: Who would win in a race, Superman, the Flash, or Santa?

santa, all those presents in 1 night. even the flash and superman fail when it comes to the entire world at one. if santa were a super hero he'd be unstoppable.

is it good or normal or bad or very bad taht i laughed at how well i thought the screams of pain went with the mlp theme song? cuz i thought it was funny how well they went with the mlp theme song.

i dont get what you are asking me

but im not hungry and i don't know "poni" as a noun, adverb, or verb, and i didn't know "poni poni" was a word at all! and i dont have any butter.

any other ideas?

creepypasta marathon? i just finished mine and boy, am i in need of a mental scrubbing and a cuddle

what should i do now?

i dunno, poni shud poni poni. maybe make a chicken and potato sammich?

toast is good too