Cathalos

well then today was special for you. don't be so UNGRATEFUL. 

also I'm fine with not being cool. who needs to be cool in the eyes of of some stupid het when you have ICE CREAM
 

this thread and the people in it made me an emo gay failure. I lost all my real friends and then I lost all my friends in here, and all that's left is the shell of happiness that I could have had twice, but threw away for the birds in the bush both times.

SHELL PARTY  

we'll just let you pick an AI and we'll just all say it's davvy. nasty can hardly hold his own against them anyway. 

 

we should all play a celabratory game of civ together and we can laugh at nasty because he's hilariously bad

I got off early in college today so YAY SPECIAL DAYY

I got all ready to celebrate. I shaved and used the fancyschmancy conditioner and I ate two bowls of ice cream before bed last night

the ice cream was originally unrelated but it was past midnight fawkes time I think SO IT COUNTS FOR TODAY CELEBRATION TOO YAAAAY

yeah, ouch, cuz BIRTHDAY BEATINGS WOOOOO 

still waiting on that no rules confirmation from someone. I had a slow weekend and it's time to let goooooooo know't'm saaaaaay'n? 

I was being sarcastic sorry. I don't wanna be rude but I feel like I should be up front. I dont' care. but if you were a sociopath, that wouldn't bother you, so who cares right?

BIRTHDAY THOUGH WOOOOOOOOOOO 

wow that's so interesting 

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY to google apperantly. the rules don't apply today right?  

I was waiting for nasty to add me for civ rematch so he had a chance at keeping some honor, but the record show he didn't. what a baby. 

he's more man than you'll ever be, gayfingers

1. I won? don't get me mixed up with that x-bum kyle
2. "hey nasty, wanna see my new bra?"  "ooh, noo, Im not sure what JESSICA, THIS UGLY DUMBUMB WHOM I DO NOT LOVE, will think about that"

you had your chance, mr. '/10. my new crush is 

um

the cinnimon toast crunch man. he was there for me.

I won the all-out war where it was asia VS. Pimple + airdrop and I won the culture v. domination race because you play like a tool
the cutulre one might have been a last-ditch diplomatic actually now that I think about it. we were like waiting for the other to finish the turn so we could buy out the city states, remember? I dunno but it was a lot less one sided than you're pretending.

no, pimple was the culture race where you kept trying to take me down and I was 4 turns away I think and firewall jumped it up to like several hundred and we said screwit and gave it to me and deleted it before we could test if it would readjust. and the other time was the diplomatic victory and you know maybe you won but it was basically a really lame tie, though you coulda won if you didn't chicken out with your A-team of 3 supersoldiers

yeah I knoooow it's like a tiny little fraction of a 1, not a 1 in any way at all like
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is a 1 but just ' is just ' I know I know.

you didn't deny loving me thoughhhh  

yeah, a little tiny 1, not a full 1, I agree.

dermerserder doesn't like nasttyyyyy 
dermerserder loves me mooooooore

like a tiny 1? not even a full 1 out of 10? 

nastymann, the weird straight guitar guy that's like right up there a little bit? 

dermerserder, how would you rate nasty's attractiveness from 1 to 10?

hi bulmon and cararalo and dermerserder

woah weird I got dermerserder and cathy mixed up there as the same person for a second. hi dermerserder. 

12 hours ago, CatCakey said:

Alright, that's it. I'm leaving. Nnever to return. Happy? Look what you people have done

this one is who I am calling cathy now. 

is Cathy staying then or for real going?

I grow attached to them by spending hours selectively breeding for them and burning their family in front of them so that they know I love them the most.

just your starter though 

you also have 36% game completion by achievements which is fine cuz buying random cheap games but like there are other showcases, why like tell the world that?

also if your date expressed interest in harvest moon, the proper wooing option would be to go play a harvest moon game and talk about their interests, not to give her a game that I'm pretty sure you never finished (unless you went back to it, in which case use your community center achievement you bumbo) that is similar so that she can talk about your interests. 

but for reals, quit or rename that group and delete your comment off of angie's profile. probably should do that yup. 

if it was a blank or inactive profile you'd be right. but you made it to level 10 and set up a showcase, and are active enough on steam to have spent 29.5 hours in-game in the past two weeks. you're not at the point where you aren't responsible for the account, sorry n3rd. 

also your highest-level friend is named "blackie chan" and one of your friends is still playing skyrim right now so yeah

you wish the pony board was your worst turn-off.

I went to unblock you on steam and your profile is just embarrassing.

first is the 10-idol stranger's dream achievement from bastion. that's not the hardest type of achievement OR the hardest who knows where section, so like only a loser would show that off.  you also have the easy win mode from dungeons of dreadmor. a big achievement but like is that the best you can do? "I got a third of the way through a game!" that's so so lame, y'know? 

after that you have golden god. that's the kinda thing that can turn this showcase around. But then you have an isaac: rebirth achievement. this, along with bastion and DoD, make it look like you don't even have enough good achievements to fill the slots. that's just like c'mon man, you have good stuff, stop making yourself look like such a loser. 

and then you have the hundred happiness civ achievement which is just not impressive at all.

also you leave questionable comments on your friends profiles and are in an offensively named group and your featured badge is a level one and your last 3 played games have 2 fallout games and the new Doom, so yeah no that's probably your main issue with attracting decent humans tbh.