Cathalos

you know, a while ago I think it was fawkes said to yell our secrets and I made one up but I feel like a cheater and I just thought of a REAL secret so here goes

I guess apperantly eyebrows are a thing other people know anything about and sometimes people like my gramma are like "let's like fix your eyebrows" or something idk exactly. but it was weird cuz like it's an eyebrow, what's it supposed to look like? how do you make it look better when it already looks like an eyebrow?

but sometimes it gets all thick in the middle so it's like one big brow if you see close and APPERANTLY that's bad but it's like I guess people pluck them? but like every hair one at a time? that'd take like a billion years and hurt right? so I just took my razor and like, shaved a straight razor-length line down the top of my nose between my eyebrows. and it's like okay unibrow gone but like? do I look like a freak now? I don't even know like they still look like eyebrows?

BUT THEN after I did this, I went to call my friend cuz we called all the time and she complimented my eyebrows. for the first and last time ever. so like WOAH that's crazy right? that raises so many questions for me.

1. is it actually immediately noticably different for people? if so, why don't I pick up on this?
2. was she being sarcastic? did they actually look good, or like bad and she was being mean? why did it never come up again when I ended up doing it again cuz I don't know what else to do?
3. why do people care about eyebrows when apperantly you can get randomly complimentable eyebrows by just like... shaving them down the middle with a razor?
4. how do my eyebrows look normally? do I normally look like a caveman and the razor technique brought me up to "basically presentable"? that makes the most sense, EXCEPT:
5. why does nobody ever talk about it otherwise? like it should be like the shape of someone's toenail. if you really like toenail shapes then sure, go for it. but otherwise, it should never come up, it's so random. that's not the kind of thing you can just randomly mention one time. you either have to care or you don't. so what was the deal with that one time?

I mean I dunno. I just dunno. I forgot if I ever told anybody about this. I may have. if I did, I didn't get any satisfying answers, and I doubt I talked about it as specifically as I did now.

but I dunno there's my secret. somebody help me please :I 

multipurpose magic fluffogunk 

what is cream of tartar? 

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I actually got confused cuz I only remember dermerserder 

angie's being meanerrr I just call you a name cuz legacy

there are much more stinging and embarassing things you could call me that you could find out if you read through this thread. 
like a solid 60% of my skeletons are right here if you put in the effort. 

UGH stop you guys are total casuals. you can recreate the reality to anything you can think of and your very best is "the cat has a pencil in its BUTT xD"?

aww, you make me sound like a cute little happy apple thing. thankies  

you shoulda raised the text size on "bad friend" so it's like you point out that she burned HERSELF

or changed her picture to a monkey

come onnnn hit harder than that cathy. how are we gonna take your threats seriously when you can't even think of anything more heavy-handed than "ass hat"

my F12 key is to do with the internet too.
that's why you hit FN f12 
and presto it does the alternate function like a computer.

or right click and go to inspect html or equivalent if you're using some kind of loser computer. the point is screenshots of browsers are 0% reliable ever 

no I'm serious. nobody wants like an angry person running around. hostility is less fun for everyone. we don't want to see you angry. 

also if a screen shot matters, hit f12 (or fn f12) and just chang every bit of text on the page to 666. go nuts. 

Just now, Fawkes said:

AHHHHHH THALA WHAT ARE YOU DOING EVEN ALL THESE LIKES ARE GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO MY THIGHS

that's the plan, twiggy >:( 
give momma some meat to play with

that's not it, I can promise you that. nobody likes to see you angry  

Just now, CatCakey said:

DONT CALL ME THAT YOU LITTLE

I could trip over you, cute witto cathy

fawkes' biggest spike in likes was when cathy told everyone not to like anything

what about for LOVE OF THE COMMUNITY

it'll probably get deleted before that

davroth wins page 2201! that's better cuz it's like you coulda won but you play it cooool y'know? like you establish the skill but you don't need the fancy prizes cuz you're just that coooooooool

(partihugs) 

HAHAHAHAAAAAA YAAAAY ANGOOOO

 

I won't know, she's coming here to hug me. why would I have to go over to hug her? that's LAME

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