Cathalos

Be like 
"hey doug
I met this COOL AND CUTE sandwich
come meet it"

and send him here
we'll have a BLAST

people here are bronies?

 doug seem like a chill dude, you should invite doug here.

I don't know who carla is but will you teach me how to make a microchip cake? 

I can pay you in a 6.26 USD or less steam game 

I can also assassinate your enemies if you want.

does that include a cake? we can put the fire on the cake out and just make sure we use the house of somebody we don't like. 

dermerserder
I need you to teach me to make cake 
I can pay you in half of the cake we make
are these terms acceptable or would you like to renegotiate? 

rip banned dinosaur man

I ate my last cake a couple days ago and I can't have more

also last time I baked a cake the power went out and it got ruined and my friend's mom made me throw it away

can I buy a cake for friendship points?

yeah but she's stealing the dark souls/video game method

how else do I befriend you?

3 minutes ago, Angie Cakes said:

eyyyy micro, we're bad at video game buddies

DONT STEAL MICRO MICRO IS MY FUTURE FRIEND >:( 

no we wouldn't die cuz I'm good 

are you good at dark souls? 

do you wanna be my friend micro

we can play dark souls together

I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND NOW

u have to call my mom and say I have a friend

yes I would invite you into that group if you wanted

so friend?

i'd invite you to anything if you wanted
 

friend is like "hey" and the other friend is like "hey" and then you do stuff

I ate much and now I'm sick

we have so much in common
 

u wanna be friends?

I just ate some mac n cheese

but it was a family sized 5 person's mac n cheese in one microwave tub

so I had to either get a friend to eat it with or eat 5 people's worth of mac n cheese

but y'all hate my bum so I ate it alone

it needed 18 minutes of microwave time and my tummy hurts like a lot BUT IT WAS SO CHEESY AND GOOD 

I feel like being alive for the next 20 minutes at least, what a great day. 

what was the lesson that local doggie daycare learned? I don't get it. 

is that a mouse

zoom and enhance

I don't get it


my brother says my mouse is too small and also sometimes m3 doesn't work but it's really fun to put a qtip in the sensor hole and then it starts working again, I really like that feature

nobody talked to me for 2 hours cuz everyone IGNORED my ad so I just looked at this AND I THINK I GET IT
though I'm still confused about what it is and why it's the logo

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to stare off into space while you type. like right now I'm lookin at my logitech logo on my mouse. it's like a banana with an eye that's lookin at stuff outside of it? maybe it's a USB wireless eye so that's why it connects to the product? 

what do you think the logitech logo is supposed to be?

I DISAGREE

do you know anything about typing?

you don't know much?
which means you do know something

give me that knowlege

turns out he thought girls didn't have leg hair ever and didn't need to shave to have smooth legs.
I feel like
maybe IM the wrong one
maybe IM THE IDIOT D:
everything I've known about girls turned out to be false

please, tell me everything there is to no about girls. you're probably qualified, please dinosaur D:

edit: why would I write "no"? who even does that? SOMEONE ELSE TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT TYPING
 

if someone asks if you have chest and leg hair after you mention shaving your face, what's he asking?

is he asking if you currently have it, or is he like, asking if I have leg hair? cuz the context is me TAKIN CARE OF IT so if I was like "bah shaving is for LOSERS" and he asked it'd make sense for at the moment, but like clearly I shave it so? is he really asking if I ever have leg hair? I NEED HELP

pls help dinosaur ):