WhiteSlash

oh wait, nevermind. the tick is not entirely invlulnerable. will you/do you have comics?

I currently dont. Though i do hope to!

so like a mixture of the tick and Arthur in the episode "the little wooden boy and the belly of love"?

THE TICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

what superhero are you?

I've yet to decide on a name. Though my power is invulnerability alongside nothing else

are you as awesome as frozone?

Ahh whilst I am awesome. I cant quite reach the awesomeness depicted in a black superhero. Their always the coolest!

...id feel more comfortable if you did first. will you?

Im already a superhero. But shhh.

no, one of the icepacks that you stick in the freezer and it stays cold for the whole day in your lunch? with purpleish stuff inside that got all over my lunch and the teacher told me not to eat it cuz id die?

BUCK IT! Rebel and eat the icepack! Though just remember that you did this of your own accord!

are you sure it wont kill me?

Well ice is just solid frozen water. I dont see any harm

Crystal Lake?

Prime camping location!

i wanna be like frozone! why did my teacher tell me it was poisonous.. meanie....

That reason exactley. She's a meanie!

You have become invisible and intangible, what do you do?

Fall to the centre of the earth

so i would get super powers?

Yes. You would be Ice-Man...or Frozone....or Mr Freeze

what would happen if i ate the inside of an icepack?

You would gain a cold icey centre?

Time freezes for everyone but you, what do you do?

PANTS ALL THE PEOPLES!

If time were to stop and then restart would we even notice?

NO!

why does nobody else seem to have that problem?

Ice packs.

why is it every time i get a pen for school it stops working half way through, and works fine the next day, until about halfway through that day?

I have no idea D: Maybe you live in a hot climate and the ink dries quickly in your location? O_o

If we cannot prove that anyone other than ourselves exist, does reality really exist in itself?

Two words. The Matrix.

Why is the cider gone?

Because Stella Artois stole it to make Cidre

why do pens come in different shapes and colors?

Because you might want to colour in with pens instead of pencils. A pen that can come in many different shapes and colours is a pen with many uses

i see now. you seemed to have misunderstood my question, or decided to give the smart answer. either way, close enough. what is Best Dr. Seuss book? why?

The Cat in The Hat! ONE! because i love cats. TWO! because i love hats

what does that mean?

You said but WHY! as if to say you think throwing things at your computer would be bad. Im saying that I suppose that throwing things at your computer can be bad or good. It just depends on how you yourself percieve what you did!

but WHY?

If you would rather it's bad then it can be bad

...is throwing things at your computer bad? why?

Well your computed might be massive tank of a computer able to withstand many forms of strike. If thats the case no. Otherwise, Its pretty bad

what are some negative sides to throwing random objects near you at your computer moniter whenever the buffering circle shows up on youtube?

You might not get to see the video! Though the buffering circle is very infuriating :L XD

What does the universe taste of?

Quite clearly chicken