MisterChippy

At last! A thread where Americans can definitively prove that they're 100% ignorant of everything that happens around them.

Talk about the country you live in, countries you've visited, and countries that you know absolutely nothing about! Correct other people when they say silly things about the place you live! Have fun!

I REALLY hope you were joking. And the word for being Canadian is Canadiana, just like your Americana.

I just say american.

If you want a little glimpse at what america thinks life is like in the foreign land to the north, just watch this episode:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xouqog_dan-vs-s01e06-canada_shortfilms

I actually have a canadian friend and have gone up to canada a few time. It's really nice there and honestly I'm thinking of maybe moving there someday. I just like making fun of it. In fact, I like making fun of canada almost as much as I love making fun of america!

Well, I am at least. Besides, what's wrong with Communism? The Soviet Union got it all wrong with Stalin/Leninism. I could go on for hours here, so I'll just stop by saying Communism can be good if done right.

That there is that canadianness talkin'. Down here in america we understand that communism is wrong! Just like taxes! Whats some jumped up hockey playing welfare moocher gonna know about how wrong communism is. Why that's just more proof that america's always right!

What?

CURLING IS A MANLY SPORT!

I'd like to see you try - you'll fall on your face like capitalist pig-dog! I could have so many retorts to that, but I'll save 'em. Canada's too manly and awesome to stoop down south like that.

So canada is communist now? I knew it. Those no good canuks are always up to something.

No worries! However, as a Canadian, I'll always enjoy the Winter Games far more... XD

Ah canada. One of only 2 countries in the world with enough winter to invent a sport like curling.

Here's a whole slew of really hard tf2 tasks:

Get a fully charged bazaar bargain, killing only scouts.

Headshot someone who's in midair while you've been knocked into the air by an explosion.

Kill a scout with a reflected moonshot.

Kill a charging demo with the axetinguisher, without airblasting him.

Gain more distance during a stickyjump by detonating another sticky in mid air.

As a spy with the dead ringer use an enemy sticky trap to sticky jump behind the demo that set the trap and backstab him.

As a scout with baby faces blaster, circle strafe an active level three sentry gun and beat it to death using only the fan o war.

Beat any of the original megaman games without dying, especially the second one.

Cool to meet you bro. Hope you have a good time here!

After I watch that movie I'll have no clue what the plot was because I'll have spent all my time hunting for characters I recognize.

Good to know.

Thanks! I haven't been interested in any of the animated films lately since 'Rio' and 'How to Train Your Dragon'. Though, I want to see that one movie with all the video game villains. Looks so surreal!

How disney got the rights to use Clyde, Zangief, Bowser, Dr. Eggman, an Ultimate Eye Tyrant, and all those other villains I'll never know.

Yeah? I was wondering how Paranorman was. I might go see it...

I expected it to be kinda badish, but I actually enjoyed it a lot. Not enough to camp out the DVD store when it's released, but it was a pretty good flick.

I saw a few good ones recently (The Watch, Dark Knight Rises, etc).

Those were really good movies! I also saw 'The Dictator' for the first time. That was hilarious as well! I'm SO stoked for the 'Carrie' remake with Chloe Grace Moretz. Should be interesting; can't wait to see how she plays the role. Also, I'm excited to see 'the Apparition'. Looks scary actualy. O.o

Uhm, though out of all of them, I would have to say I've been waiting and waiting and WAITING for 'The Hobbit'. I'm SOOOO excited!

They're taking the hobbits to eisengaurd!

Lol. I'm also waiting for that movie. I want it SO BADLY! I also saw ParaNorman, which was actually pretty good.

My perfect Sandvich is roast beef on sourdough bread, no cheese! Other toppings are optional. Jimmy Jon's has a great roast beef sub, so I eat there whenever I can.

If you find a village, find a bucket in a chest, make an infinite water source from the well and another from the lava at the blacksmith. Using pick-free method, make portal with obsidian. Trade for/find flint and steel (the roads are made of gravel and there's usually iron in the blacksmith's chest) and open portal. Kill Blazes, get Blaze Powder, return home. Wait for nighttime. Kill Endermen. Craft Eyes of Ender. Done.

You forgot 'Survive the Slimes'

7/10

Not really my thing, but I liked it. I didn't catch the lyrics, but then again I wasn't really listening for them that hard.

I think I'm gonna post 2 songs. 1 is obviously brony related, the other just a song that I like.

http://youtu.be/NWd5x09gWoE

Any megaman battle network game:

Beat the final boss without using a single battlechip.

Beat the whole game + the endgame with just your starting chip library

Or combine the two and beat the whole game without using any chips.

vvvvvv:

beat no death mode

Minecraft:

In flatlands survival craft eight eyes of ender.

I have still to try Mann Up, although I have beaten a few of the advanced missions. Honestly, I'm getting a little tired of MvM. I have trouble finding teams willing to do hard missions, and I've beaten all the normal missions 3 times each. I guess it's time to shell out six dollars to beat a tour of duty...

Here are the classes you need:

Heavy

Medic

Engie

You also need one class that can do blast damage, a fast class to collect money, and an assassin.

I actually got to play MVM yesterday, and I have 2 things to say about it.

One: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!

Seriously, this mode is so much fun, even if it's really hard. The only problem is that it doesn't really work. On the first map I played I got to the second wave and all the robots were too scared to come out. Don't play on decoy for a while. The second problem is how hard it is to get to play. If you don't specify any mission and go in by yourself and it's after 2 in the afternoon eastern time, you only need to wait around ten minutes. Me and Kryptchild had put together a group of six people and we couldn't get on. We'd keep on losing connection to the queue and having to start over again. Then after I got on I tried inviting various people to the map and it wouldn't let me, even though I only had two teammates and the GIANT CROCKET SOLDIERS were kicking our butts.

Two: the whole game is now glitched.

For a while yesterday the whole entire item server was down for everybody. Or at least everyone I played against. For me it lasted around four hours and I don't think Krypt's ever got working.

So, long story short, the new mode is awesome and I can't wait for it to start working right.

Today I'm gonna try hosting my own server and inviting the first six people who are on.

Anyone know if you can set up a server for MVM if you already have a group of six ready?

I'd do so many different evil things, but I'd always make sure to lose. Taking over the world is a blast. Ruling it? Not so much.

would playing at 1200 eastern time be good for everyone?

When my mic hook ups work and I actually coordinate with my team (more than "spy demo") I use my mic. Most of the time though I'm just a fast typist.

Same here. My mic doesn't always work, so I normally don't even try using it.

BTW is anyone interested in teaming up with me when MVM comes out to kick some robot tushy? I've already got 2 people who say they'll play, so I just need 3 more!

BY THE WAY. Would anyone have an issue with potential teammates not using a mic? Since I'm not terribly super-confident about my voice...

I'm sure it would be fine. just make sure to use the chat whenever you can.

Okay I need some help, cause there's something I'm just not getting...

I'm like the only person who can't seem to melee properly in TF2. What am I doing wrong?!

Everyone is always faster, gets around behind me, and hits me before I'm even in range. Meanwhile it feels like I have to be right there to hit them, and even then it doesn't seem to do anything!

I recently came into possession of a Strange Equalizer, but I'm feeling VERY unequal on the melee battlefield. Any tips?

Ok, time to drop a little knowledge bomb here.

All melee weps besides the scout's and those with firing speed modifiers have a delay of .25 secs from when you click to when they hit. This doesn't sound like much, but it makes the difference, especially with scouts. Also, with melee speed MATTERS. There's a reason the demo speeds up as he collects heads and has longer ranged weps. When you first start training melee I recommend the medic, since he does full melee damage and has +10% speed. Use the solemn vow so you can see which enemies are weak enough that you'll be able to take them out. Pyro is also good because it's got the highest health of any class that moves at 100% speed.

Also, just randomly swinging is a bad idea, since you aren't likely to hit anything. Wait until you have your cross-hairs on the enemy, THEN attack. That way more attacks will hit.

Finally, just get a feel for the range of your wep. During setup time on a map, face a way and slowly move back and forth swinging your wep until you find the furthest possible range you'll still hit at. Then repeat somewhere else. After a while you should have your range down.