SkyshotSwift

I think Equestria has a barter system, it's just that bits are the easiest thing to trade. After all, a single cherry ranged in price from 2 bits to 20 bits. Therefore there isn't really any set value for the bits or gems.

I agree. It's like buying things with money if money was only worth what you argued it to be.

[colour=#0000ff]"What's taking so long, subjects? Go on! Before you all get blown up or something! Fly, you fools!"[/colour]

I'm not a bad cook, but I once broke a toaster with a bagel... without turning the toaster on. Nice to meet you.

[colour=#800080]*Sigh* "Like I said, Digi, AAraY has control now. He's the one monitoring and controlling everything in the facility. The reason we're all in this room is because the pony in charge of turning AAraY on slacked off. He's dead now. Happy?"[/colour]

[colour=#800080]"I! You! Di-urgh! That wasn't me! That was AAraY! He's plugged into the building now! I- AAraY? NO! I don't want to- NO! I don't need frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-" [/colour]​Shadow fell from the ceiling, appearing from behind a panel and being caught by a mechanical arm under his control from the wall.

(I wanted to make a point.)

[colour=#0000CD]"Eghehehehm, attention to all test subjects! I have decided that to keep things challenging, there will be a race! The first one to test chamber eleven will NOT be emancipated by an experimental portal to outer space. Also, in the name of fairness, each pony must also carry around an unarmed turret friend through each test, without destroying him. The only ponies excluded from this rule are the ponies travelling through Aperture labs alone. Enjoy!"[/colour]

At that point it was that a turret with a blue eye dropped in between Digi, Talonwing and Light

[colour=#008080]"OH! You're my new friends! Hello! I'm DM Series U-03. You can call me Idle."[/colour]

[colour=#0000cd]"Shadow! Have you been making friends with the other cores? [/colour][colour=#0000cd]I've always said you needed more friends!" [/colour][colour=#800080]"I don't need friends, I need the blasted pony to show up and activate your variable testing procedures so you'll stop being so... stupid." [/colour][colour=#0000cd]"You mean integrating me into the mainframe? Yeah! OH! Is that him over there? On the catwalk just outside?[/colour] [colour=#800080]"Indeed, there he is."[/colour]

(After AAraY is integrated into the mainframe he will have full facility control as far as the test chambers are concerned, so be ready for when that happens. Wouldn't want anyone's OC dying because they weren't careful. Think Borderlands, guys! Common sense! One does not simply melee the giant creature's legs.)

AAraY awoke from his mandatory training procedures, Seeing as how he was programmed to allow the subjects half an hour of training before coming online. [colour=#000000]A large surge of low noise burst through the whole facility and all the panels lit up blue. [/colour]

[colour=#4b0082]"NNgh. I hate that so much. So much pointless melodrama." [/colour][colour=#0000cd]"You're virtually no fun, did you know that, Shadow? Anyway, I love doing this. It just feels right to be addressing the test subjects on a wide level and watching their reactions." [/colour]The next words were heard facility-wide, [colour=#0000cd]"Welcome, subjects! Welcome to Aperture labs in facility... I can't remember! I can see that at this point you're finding your way around the basic portal training areas simply enough and that all training cores are operating nominally! I shall list the only two rules; Do not damage the portal guns, and do not bring test specific objects with you. Try not to explode, and good luck!"[/colour]

helps to make a backstory I am teh rowboat (AAraY) so what I do is what you make of it. (ex// [colour=#0000FF]A turret appears and you deal with it somehow, good luck!)[/colour]

(yeah, we're open, go ahead. looking forward to more people, then.)

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[colour=#000000](This [/colour][colour=#0000ff]blue text [/colour][colour=#000000]is AAraY speaking or thinking something)[/colour]

[colour=#0000FF]"Wow, I should've just dangled some hay fries in a bowl above a pit of toxins and stuff." [/colour][colour=#000000]At that point the door opened and a turret stood there [/colour][colour=#ffa07a]"Oh hello!"[/colour]

[colour=#000000](Take that, thread-ender)[/colour]

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Cool story. Never would of thought of something like this. Does he eat? Is taking genetic material an instinct or just because he wants to?

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