frenzyhero

I love how your signature is failing, Linky.

Do you care?

@Moderation team: This might not be the right place or any of that jazz...

This is a story where YOUR comments drive the plot! What does that remind you of?

THAT'S RIGHT! Choose Your Own Adventure stories!

Oh, and MSPaint Adventures, which was what I was reading when the idea came to me.

So, quote the original post ONLY when you're submitting something to drive the plot. Adding a side remark about the story, DON'T quote this post. I will edit this post whenever the story updates.

BEGIN!

Daring Doo stared up at the towering temple. She was in the Painted Pinto Desert, the scorching sun beating down on her coat. She had traveled far and wide from the Unyasi plains to the great city of Canterlot. Now, her quests have left her here. Her hoofs clopped loudly as she stamped up the dilapitaded stairs. By the time she reached the top, her breath was labored and heavy, Celestia's sun not helping her at all.

"Finally," she panted. "I've finally found the lost temple of the Pinto Desert! But, the old Zebras of native Equestria must have laid countless traps! I'll have to be EXTRA careful navigating it."

Daring looked over her shoulders at the desert from whence she had came from. It had been quite the accomplishment...

She trotted into the aging temple, her hoof sinking into the floor not a foot in. The button sank, and she heard clicks echo throughout the tunnels. Arrows shot out at her from all directions, and she dropped to the floor and rolled to the side, the arrows clinking against the tiles harmlessly.

She started down the hall, and the floor gave way to her weight. She surveyed her surroundings, and realized the pit was empty. Slowly, sand started to drip down. She would have to escape quickly if she wished to survive!

THAT'S IT FOR NOW! HELP DARING ESCAPE THE PIT!

Only the most amazing funneriffic wonderfully hundred pages! ART THOU DISPLEASED!?!?

Maybe you should've read a few pages ago, or did you just read this page?

Has anyone ever told you that putting a question mark at the end out a statement doesn't automatically make it a question?

Maybe I'd like to tenderize it?

No picture posted so...

I ERASE THINE TEXT!

Wait, what's this thread even about...?

Wasn't that the stupidest question ever, or do you have a better one in response to this? Should I punch a kitten now, or later?

Hm...

They need to be harder. It would be nice if you could throw some fanon questions in... like, "What is the name of the most common "dark" fanfiction?" Answer would be Cupcakes. Considering they go out of their way to go to a meetup, I'm sure they've read fanfiction. Some of the obscure ones aren't exactly questions one would know, more something that you would have to look for. Questions about the cast would be nice, such as who is Rarity's singing voice actor, or who was the head designer or animator. I liked the bit about the animation error though. If you don't wish to include fanon questions, I can see why, as I imagine you're asking these in between episodes and most wouldn't pertain to the fanon.

Wow, cookie to whoever tells me how many times I used "fanon" in this post.

You mad? It's the air block. A legitimate block. HAHAHAHAHA!

Stop puttin' meh avatar in yo' siggeh!

We'd like to help, but it would only be possible if we knew what the problem was.

Disarmed.

EGGPL4NTS are, like, for eggheads.

Why do we have that as an emoticon, but not a Discord?...or have I just not seen a Discord one...?

And like, making it so we can't even say...

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is like, evil.

This...this is making perfect sense.

So...you deserve...

You know you're a brony when you can answer the following.

I've never even heard about Trixie and the pinecone...

Thine mark of presence is much too conceited.

It's great, just joshin'.

Congratulations, Manestream. We all hope you have a wonderful wedding, and we wish you a beautiful life together with Mirelmture. I be 'sposing you'll be a tad too busy to maintain a few responsibilities however, but that's for another day. I'm not a poet nor an artist, so please accept this Google Image cake.

Aye, we welcome you to Canterlot with open arms! Nice to have a singer, it be. Most of us are wordsmiths and visual artists, so a little variety is nice. We hope you stay awhile!

No they aren't. They have a switchblade in every box.

Your signature is highly lacking in awesome.

I feel they support free speech and the right to protest, don't you?

Congratulations on getting married! I hope everything is amazing!

The only bad thing is how little you'll be on Canterlot now...

Nein, for it was but one shoe. How do you feel about these sort of political situations? Do you find them amusing?

I now understand what the test was all about...

Personally, I prefer the name, "Solanum melongena".