Linkhopper

Granted, but now reality is false.

Honestly? I just wish for a Mars bar.

🍆

Granted, but it's a terrible port that only runs at 23 FPS, and in the distance you can hear the sony CEO cackling like a witch.

I wish that I had the ability to do a standing backflip.

I am here to take back what is rightfully mine.

You do, but low and behold, your mind is no longer hardwired for entertainment, the show loses revenue and you are discontinued.

I wish the game hangman never existed.

You're wish is granted. You are a character in a cartoon show. Your memories have been changed and you cannot percieve the difference. You're life is dictated by a writer.

I wish the person below me wont corrupt this wish.

an

flamboyant

Because caffeine

A very fun and silly person

want

A profesional thread derailer.

Why would you do that?

Is it because they have a nose?

Whats the fun behind being serious?

surprisingly

and

Whats so good about sanity?

Aubergines never die

Who needs it?

*While no one is looking puts starfox's fingerprints on the body*

wearing

Have you considered therapy for that?

unsuspecting

Are you best buy's sponsor?