Malkav

Maybe ponies reproduce asexually, kinda like bacteria, and just take on the characteristics of whichever gender they wish?

Well, I put Myazaki on my list because it is, still, technically "anime", although it deserves its own subgenre called "Near Perfect" Anime. To me, anime is simply any animated work to come from Japan, and it has a special style to it. Less cartoonish, and more, well, anime.

Another one for the list: Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit. Great series, great book.

Oh!

Another Guard Pony!

Interesting, my app is almost the opposite of yours, being that Czar is old, crazy, and mentally and physically scarred. And retired. Ah well, good to see more guards round here.

Anime, you say?

(cursed rhyming)

My List:

Blood+

Death Note

Inu Yasha

Any Hayao Myazaki film, especially Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke

Both FMAs

Kekkaishi

The fist few Pokemon seasons, up to Pkmn Adv. Battle

Yugioh, Series 1

I found the X Game 360!

Unfortunatly, I have no understanding as to how foreign currency works, so I thought that 299 pesos was a lot.

Turns out it's not.

Link: http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/im ... 8/FVG1.jpg

Edited and re-edited. Major overhaul, NAOW WITH MOAR MENTAL SCARRING!!

Is called the Missing Link:

Check it out here: http://themissinglink.thecomicseries.com/

Updated every sunday

This pony is

GOD!!!!!!!

Application Form

Name: Malkav

Amount of time since conversion to Bronyism: Roughly a week

How can you contribute?: I make various vicious videos of various..... screw it, I can't rhyme. Also, great psychologist and mental torturer!!!

Do you have any connections in NASA?: My name went to Mars....

Have you ever been arrested/have a criminal record?: Nein, Mein Fuhrer

If so, what for?: Ummm, being a Socialist?

What languages are you fluent in?: English, British English, Irish English, and Scottish English

What do you think of this font?: Meh...

Social Security Number: 1313-3457-1212

Credit Card Number/Verification Code: 234715284695

Name on Credit Card/PIN: The Dude

AND THE BRONIES SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!!1!!!!!!

I'd do voice acting.

Hows a deep, bass, barry-white esque voice sound?

I discovered Ponies through a friend, who did a review of the infamous "Cupcakes". Of course, me being the sicko I am, I loved the story. Then I watched the first episode: I was attempting to see Pinky Pie's descent into madness. Eventually, the Ponies drove me Brony, and they are just so adawwwwwwwwable.

In the famous words of Simon, from the Yogcast: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Edited the bio. also, pony leg attachment for a broadsword. attaches kinda like Altair's blade in assassin's creed, although it is much longer.

Name: Czar Coronet

Sex: Male

Age: Older Stallion

Species: Pegasus

Pelt Color: Light Yellow, nearing Gray

Mane/Tail/Markings Color & Style: Gray mane and tail, and gray wingtips. His mane and tail are usually washed, but unkempt

Eye Color: Green

Cutie Mark: A Coronet, symbolic of his position in life (royal guard)

Physique: Muscular, but feeling the effects of older age, scar across left eye

Origin: Canterlot, he now lives on the shores of one of the Great Nimbusgait Lakes

Roleplay Type: FiM/Show Universe

Occupation: Former Soldier, now retired

Motivation: To protect Equestria whenever evil arises

Likes: Quiet, flying, the calmness of the lake

Dislikes: Loud parties, loud "Young'uns

Character Summary:

Czar was born to the family Guardians of the Crown. Throughout his family, most first-born sons develop a Crown-type Cutie Mark, which is carried as a badge of honor, gives one prominence in the family, and marks one for the military.

As a foal, he spent most of his days romping around and mock fighting with his younger brothers. He received his Cutie Mark quite young, so most of his younger days were spent training to become the pony-of-war he was going to be.

His days as a colt were spent being a squire to his father, who was also a Honor Guard, III Order, in Her Majesty's militia. Most of his time this required a lot of polishing. Polish the armor, the sword, Father's hooves, the list was endless. But, his life was comfortable, and he made plenty of friends among the other squires, and among the other Guards.

As soon as he came of age, he joined the Tactical Aviation Branch of the military. Around that same time, his Father, now and older stallion, gave him his trusty Broadsword, Hoovesbane. His father also had it inscribed with such magical symbols that it became impervious to rust and dulling. He also inherited his father's armor, which shone with such splendor that it must have cost a fortune. By the time he was a young Stallion, he had risen to the rank of Captain, and was the leader of REA Field Forces Tactical Aviation, Platoon 312.

When Czar was around middling-age Stallion, he and his squad went on a typical fly-over of Everfree Forest. However, the mission was to end in total disaster. Landing in the forest for the night made his squad a prime target for a very hungry and vicious Manticore.

Boxing them in between thick brambles, thick canopy, and the creature itself, the whole unit was forced to engage the creature in combat.

He and his platoon fought bravely, though three were killed, and several were greatly wounded. Eventually, it was down to Czar vs the monster. Czar thrust, he parried, he dodged, although a second too late. One of the beast's claws raked him across his left eye. After over an hour of dodge, parry, thrust, the Manticore lay dead at his feet. He returned, and earned the nickname of "Scar".

From then on, stories throughout the military told of Captain Scar and the Manticore.

In his younger days, he was quite the handsome stallion. He had all the mares clambering after him. But, one earth-pony in particular caught his attention. They married, and had but one daughter before his she died from an incurable disease. He was devastated, and couldn't bear having his little girl grow up without a mother. He sent his daughter, Cherrybloom, to live with her aunt and uncle in Trottingham, where he watched from afar as she grew up.

Eventually, Czar grew weary of life in the military, and is now (technically) retired, although when duty calls, he is always there with Hoovesbane, and a readiness to fight.

Eventually, he ended up breaking all ties with the military, and decided to live as a hermit on the shores of the Great Nimbusgait Lakes. He occasionally does some covert ops for the Crown, but he generally keeps out of politics.

As an elderly Stallion, he tends to heckle the younger generations whenever he goes into town, but the heckling is generally light-hearted and usually quite hilarious to the passerby. Or, he can be the typical crotchety old man, should he be annoyed, or unhappy or upset. But that is just simply a facade. He keeps the pain of his lost wife, the horror of that battle with the manticore, and the physical pain he experiences on a daily basis locked deep inside of him. However, he feels he needs to save Equestria from evil, whenever it arises, usually leading to some very strange situations.

As unstable as he is, he is regarded with honor among the younger generation as a wise old man, and is willing to give advice to anyone who seeks it. To some, he is seen as just a grumpy old man. To those willing to listen, he is a teacher, and a sage, with much advise about life, and how to live it to the fullest.

Czar, Cutie Mark, and Hoovesbane:

Brohoof for Civ Series and Minecraft

woot woot.

Now, for the main purpose:

PONIIIIEEESSSS!!!!!!!

My favorite is Fluttershy, she's just adawable!

In the words of Simon from the Yogscast: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

I will accept that the cookies are lies, but PLEEEEEASE tell me there is cake.

Or I will be a very sad pony.

I think that all reptiles are the best creatures on earth.

We should hand the world over to the Reptiles.

Yes.

Allo, everypony! Parlez-vous, Francais?

Me neither.

Just introducing myself. I'm just your average Brony, with a taste for the macabre, and for very, VERY, sad things.

And then I watch MLP and it's all better.